Gossip; Jordan already divorcing after 4 days? Housewife Tamra already a new man, Kirstie’s new show, Perez calls Levi doughy

Apparently already 4 days after marrying, her cage fighter/drag queen Alex Reid aka Roxanne is already thinking about divorcing Jordan. I love Jordan but this marriage seems like a huge mistake. They have only been together for short while and have broken up before as well. Maybe they wanna be the next Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra or Britney and wanna be married less than a week.

Real Housewives’ Tamra Barney already seems to be having a new man. Her ex husband Simon’s  best friend Eddy. Simon saw them together in Vegas holding hands and dropped to his knees from the shock. Those trashy bitches are just so entertaining. I have caught up on episodes from when he was in the Netherlands the last few days and all of them are so lovely fucked up. Horrible mother and pilled up Lynne, slutty/bitchy Tamra, fun/slutty Gretchen, horrible Alexis and crazy Vicky. What a bunch!

Kirstie Alley will have her own reality show on A&E and it will be about her losing weight and her “interesting” life in general. I will probably watch an episode or 2. She can never do wrong for me after reading in her autobiography that she once needed to take a dump while driving,  took a diaper from her kids and did it in there!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black. Perez Hilton’s reaction to the cover of Playgirl magazine with Levi Johnston, saying that Levi was a little doughy for his taste. That coming from such a blubbery pudding is just ridiculous.

Soldier father in U.S waterboards daughter, 4.

Joshua Tabor used the CIA investigating torture technique on his 4-year old because she could not read the alphabet!! He was so angry that he submerged her face upwards for 3/4 times until water was lapping around her forehead and jaw. He know she was terrified of water and that is why he used this technique. This man should be in jail for the rest of his life with every day a waterboarding or other torture technique  on himself. What an animal.

Magazine tells gays to call in sick

Dutch gay youth magazine Expreszo has asked gay students and teachers to call in sick today. This as a protest against a new law that allows (christian) schools to refuse gay students and teachers.  There was a meeting in the government about it today but the main minister for this case was sick(ironic) herself. Only 50 people came to the protest in The Hague. Makes sense because calling in sick makes you practically gay for the whole world today and not all teens are ready for that. That fucking christian cabinet in the Netherlands sucks big time, this is just another example.I would not understand why you would wanna work/study at an anti-gay school anyways, but you should still should be allowed to go there if you want.

Gossip; Betty White’s black humor, Anderson Cooper adopting baby?, no Alex & Simon on housewives, model offers to give cop blow job

I love an old chick with very dark humor, like Joan Rivers or Betty White. Betty sent the other  remaining Golden Girl, Rue McClanahan who suffered a stroke a very nice gift. Flowers with a card reading: ” I hope you die, so I will be the last Golden Girl” Rue apparently loved it and it lifted her spirits.

The Enquirer had an article about Anderson adopting a baby from Haiti with his new boyfriend after visiting the area right after the disaster. Anderson tweeted Andy Towle who has his own blog that there was no truth to the story. I know for a fact both men know each other because they both go to the same gym as me, David Barton in New York.

The Real Housewives of NYC are gonna miss their most annoying couple. Alex & Simon. Apparently Simon thought he was a housewife himself and wanted more money, but because viewers dislike them, Bravo just canned their asses. I kinda liked to watch them because they were so ridiculous.

A famous male model, 21-year old Nick Snider, one of the highest earning models of the previous years was arrested for drunk behavior in Arkansas and to get out of his arrest he offered to give the cop a blow-job. Later on he tried to do the same with a different officer. Unfortunately for him they were not up for it. What a buffoon.

Kim Clijsters barbie doll

Tennis star Kim Clijsters has been reinvented as a barbie doll. On Wednesday both Kim and daughter Jada were immortalized in Brussels. Kim was obviously thrilled because she loved barbies as a little girl. Pretty cool!!

GLBT News; sex change tax- deductible, cops abuse gay witness, Dolores Park in SF closes for 2 years

A sex change will be tax-deductible. The tax court decided that treatment for gender identity disorder is real medical care instead of cosmetic care. Surgery and hormone therapy can be written off now. Great decision and only fair.

Cops in Miami Beach have harassed a gay man who witnesses them abusing a suspect. Luckily for him he was on the phone with 911 when the cops came at him, hurling anti-gay words. They later on grabbed his phone and said: ” We know what you are doing, we are sick of all the fags here. Then they pushed him on the ground and tied his hands while hurling more insults. The cops are still on duty while this is investigated. Cops are your best friend!!

The famous Dolores Park in San Francisco is going to be closed for 2 years while getting a $12 mil renovation starting in august. The park is close to the Castro and nicknamed the gay beach(even though there is no sea there) Many gay folks lay there during the warm summer days, me included a few year back. Always liked it there.

Selling virginity is legal

A 19-year old girl from New Zealand auctioned it off on the internet for 23.000 euros. She wants to pay for her university education with the money. Prostitution is legal in New Zealand so authorities could not do anything about this. Good for her, if she needs the money it is an easy way to get it.

Anna Nicole

Yesterday there was not a thing on TV here in the Netherlands so I watched the movie about the life of Anna Nicole Smith. Wow, the acting was so bad and it had a cameo of Bobby Trendy as himself but other than that it was kinda cool. I have always been kinda fascinated by Anna, watched her real-life soap, read a biography book about her and followed the news around her life. So it was kinda nice to see it all played out a bit as a movie for a change. She was a naïve but good girl who just wanted to make it in the world and seeing where she came from she did very well. I also think she really loved her old billionaire husband because he was good for her and son Daniel. She seemed fairly normal in the beginning of her life but fame and tragedy were too much for her and then it is easy getting addicted to pills and liquor. Her life really ended like that of her idol Marilyn Monroe, sad and with media attention all over the world. She probably would have liked that at least.

Cuba claims to have oldest woman in the world

Juana Batista is according to Cuban authorities 125 years old. She was born February 2 1885 and lives on the east side of the island. She has 3 kids and is in good health. She says good nutrition and clean air are her secrets.Last year Turkey claimed to have the oldest living woman, from 1884 but for neither of these women there is a birth certificate so who knows if it is true for sure. Seems awfully old. I would sign up to be 85 now if I could.

PETA should back off a little

I am getting a little sick of PETA’s aggressive and ridiculous behavior. Every celebrity that wears fur should decide that for themselves and not have to be scared for attacks by PETA. First there was the issue around singer Kelis who was so fed-up with critique from PETA that she wrote a letter to them saying she is pro-carnivore and pro-fur in a very elaborate way. She says she loves to feel of real fur and hates fake and points out that fur is not made from endangered species(totally agree with her on that) To rub them the wrong way even more she says she salivates while writing about eating a steak. Love my steak as well.

Another victim of PETA was figure skater Johnny Weir who had fox fur in his little outfit for the Olympics. After the U.S trials PETA promised to disturb his Olympic games and fired threats to Weir’s designer. They decided not to have their lives ruined and will change to fake fur. Not because they agree with PETA though. So by bullying people and threats PETA sometimes get what they want. Weir said that people should pick their battles. Over a hundred thousand dead people in Haiti, people dying from hunger all over the world but a little bit of fur on an outfit is too much. I agree with him on that.

So as a conclusion I like to say I am against animal cruelty(people like Michael Vick should still be in prison), love my dogs but also love meat and think people should have the right to wear fur if they want without getting death threats.