Why gays should never get married

5 09 2010

According to Jackie Beat.

Listen up gays! I know you want to get married, but I’m sorry, it just ain’t gonna happen! Although I appreciate your predicament, let me explain something to you. The institution of marriage is sacred because the union between a man and a woman is a miraculous and amazing thing. Some things are so rare and beautiful that they must be placed on a pedestal and given unquestioned respect and reverance by society. Sex between a man and a woman is one of those things. I mean, have you ever heard of a heterosexual couple doing it in the back of a limo on prom night, crudely videotaping their lovemaking or inviting complete strangers to join them in the bedroom? No, of course not! Have you ever heard of a man forcing himself on a woman who has clearly said “no” or a female teacher having sex with one of her 14 year-old male students? Cases like these are simply unheard of. Why? Because, unlike you and your gay partner, God is present within each heterosexual relationship. And that is why you will never hear horror strories such as a man killing his pregnant wife on Christmas Eve and dumping her headless body and that of their unborn son into the San Francisco bay. It just doesn’t happen.

If you need further proof that “normal” straight marriage is sacred, all one has to do is look to the stars. No, not the heavenly stars above — the trend-setting stars in Hollywood. Take for instance the female performer Jennifer Lopez. Her marriage to the male pop singer Marc Anthony is a glorious thing in God’s eyes. So was her first marriage to Ojani Noa. And her second to Cris Judd. And I’m sure God will smile upon her next marriage, too. And who could watch five minutes of “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic” or “John & Kate Plus Eight” or “The Bachelor” and not see the quiet dignity of marriage? And the vagina-sporting actress Renee Zellweger’s marriage to the penis-equipped country singer Kenny Chesney is also a golden example. So are Woody Allen and his one-time adopted daughter and now wife Soon-Yi. As are Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall II, who was 60 years her senior. Want even more evidence? How about one of my all-time favorite married couples — film director Peter Bogdanovich and Louise Hoogstratten — who is not only 29 years younger than him, but had plastic surgery to look more like her sister, doomed Playboy centerfold Dorothy Stratten, with whom Bogdanovich had an affair before her enraged husband blew her brains out with a shot gun and sodomized her dead body. Add to this all the green card marriages, mail-order brides, reality show love connections, Mormon polygamists and women who marry serial killers on death row and the argument is settled once and for all. Can’t you just hear the birds singing while God nods with approval? So you see, this is why you as a defective homosexual cannot get married. It’s just not right. Not when you step back, take a good look at marriage and realize just how sacred it really is.

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Anna Nicole

3 02 2010

Yesterday there was not a thing on TV here in the Netherlands so I watched the movie about the life of Anna Nicole Smith. Wow, the acting was so bad and it had a cameo of Bobby Trendy as himself but other than that it was kinda cool. I have always been kinda fascinated by Anna, watched her real-life soap, read a biography book about her and followed the news around her life. So it was kinda nice to see it all played out a bit as a movie for a change. She was a naïve but good girl who just wanted to make it in the world and seeing where she came from she did very well. I also think she really loved her old billionaire husband because he was good for her and son Daniel. She seemed fairly normal in the beginning of her life but fame and tragedy were too much for her and then it is easy getting addicted to pills and liquor. Her life really ended like that of her idol Marilyn Monroe, sad and with media attention all over the world. She probably would have liked that at least.





Gossip; Anna Nicole’s bodyguard speaks out, Spice Girl musical, Jesse Metcalfe’s stiffy, John Mayer kisses guys again

16 10 2009

At a preliminary hearing about the death of Anna Nicole Smith, her former bodyguard “Big Moe” testified that Anna was high on Ecstasy and Crystal Meth during that bizarre 2004 AMA Awards appearance of hers. And he also told that Howard injected drugs into Anna right after her son Daniel’s death. The first thing is not a shocker, the woman liked her drugs, whether it was illegal or prescription.By the way I am pretty certain that during her reality show she was not on meth. The girl had no energy whatsoever. And the second part about Howard, I think he really did what he thought was best for her at the moment, she was begging him for it and this was probably the only way for her to calm down. Was is the best thing to do, probably not. Was it understandable?  For me it was.

Not only are the Spice Girls gonna be reuniting (without Posh), but their songs are gonna be made into a musical. I must be really gay, because I can’t wait to see that. Should be fun and great nostalgia.

Jesse Metcalfe told on a radio show yesterday morning that he had a “hard” time making out with Eva Longoria during Desperate Housewives. He loved it so much that he often got a stiffy and then did not know how to hide it. Well not a shocker here, I think lots of guys would have had the same problem.

Singer John Mayer has been back in the news, first for coming back together with Jennifer Aniston and also for making out with a dude in a gar nightclub in Palm Springs, Toucan’s Tiki Lounge. He danced, drank and kissed with one guy and then another guy could not hold himself and gave him a kiss on the lips as well. Hope they were hotter than Perez Hilton who is also famously smooched once. Well, from kissing a guy to making out with Jennifer’s manly lower part of her face really is a small step.





Gossip; Anna Nicole Smith, Mackenzie Phillips, Amy Winehouse

23 09 2009

Anna Nicole Smith’s former psychiatrist and Khristine Eroshevich and internist Sandeep Kapoor are in deep trouble. Both were having extremely unprofessional relationships with Anna Nicole. Khristine was seen naked in a tub with Anna and Kapoor shirtless and kissing with her. Both had also asked so many drugs for her that three pharmacists refused to fill their prescriptions for Anna because they thought it might kill her. It’s a pity Anna did not get the professional help she needed, those two people failed on all accounts. The difference between Anna Nicole and Michael Jackson is that I think Anna would have been able to lead a fairly normal life with the right people around her at a later age and Michael was probably already too screwed up from his youth.

Wow, MacKenzie Phillips from “One day at a time” and daughter of the founder of The Mamas and the Papas, John Phillips, told some shocking details of her youth to Oprah. She and her father had an incestuous relationship and he was also the first one to inject heroin into her arm. No wonder she is still so screwed up and a druggie, girl never had chance in hell to a normal life.

Amy Winehouse has been terrorizing school kids in Camden!! She stormed into a school in South London yesterday and confronted the bully of god-daughter. She cursed the girl out and later spat in her face. She then started screaming at some of the other kids at the school before cooling down and signing some autographs. Perez Hilton called her a bad role model and she is but I can kind of understand her. If one of my nephews would have been teased at school I might have done the same, except for the spitting/signing autographs!! that is.





Gossip; Justin too hot for Turkey, Lindsay Lohan being funny or delusional

8 09 2009

The sexy clip of Justin Timberlake and Ciara for their single ” Love, Sex, Magic” is deemed to hot for Turkish TV. The ethics board from Turkey deems it harmful for children growing up and bad for morality in general. I think the clip is fine for all hours but definitely for after 9 pm. Pretty outdated their in Turkey.

Lindsay Lohan was either being really funny and able to make fun of herself or very delusional for wearing a “just say not to drugs” t-shirt. It’s like Madonna wearing an “I’m into older guys” t-shirt. Or Joan Rivers with a “just say no to plastic surgery blouse” Or Kirstie Alley with an……

The widower of British reality star Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, is back in trouble again. This good looks like such a sweet guy, nice brown eyes, a little feminine, skinny. But looks can fool. First he was sentenced for attacking a teenager with a golf-club, then  for assaulting a taxi-driver. A sentence that caused him to miss many precious moments with his then terminally ill wife and now he is being held into custody for rape. To think that if he would have played his cards right he could be one of Britain’s most treasured widowers. 

In my favorite potty-mouthed comedians book, Kathy Griffin talks about some plastic surgery and diet dramas in her life. As people that know her from earlier times can tell, she clearly had a nose job. She also had liposuction though that nearly caused her to die after complications. She also used extreme diet pills that are basically just speed. That reminded me of the TrimSpa stuff that Anna Nicole sponsored. I have always been fairly lean(still am( but for a while 5 years back I felt like 5 pounds to heavy so I used Trimspa for a month or so. That certainly had some energizer in it as well, I was really jittery from it and could not sleep well. After I stopped taking it my whole metabolism was out of wack for 6 weeks or so and I gained 15 pounds in that time. Thanks god eventually things got back to normal but that says something about those products.





Gossip: DJ beaten up, McSteamy nude/drug tape, Anna Nicole Smith

18 08 2009

I personally love the Pet Shop Boys but apparently some men in Israel do not. A Dj started playing a song from the Pet Shop Boys at a Bedouin wedding after initially just having played Arabic tunes. The sight of their women dancing to western music made some men so angry that they beat up the DJ. How ridiculous is that?

Dr. McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy, Erik Dane, has a nude tape out with his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. They talk in the tape about what their porn names would be, they have cocaine and Gayheart has a crack pipe in her hand. The tape was apparently stolen by former country star turned crazy druggie Mandy Mccready who lived with Peniche after their stint in Celebrity Rehab. I saw it and can only say, wow!!

A Vegas escort agency is handing out flyers promising sex for $25 with a woman named Mandy. The real naked woman on the flyer though is no Mandy but the late Anna Nicole Smith and her reps are obviously not happy with this total lack of taste. 

Some real Housewives of Orange County drama the last few days. First there was the arrest of Matt Keough ,ex husband of Jeana. He is a former baseball star turned crazy and dead-beat dad. Matt rolled a stop sign and did not wanna halt for the police until he was home. He was taken into custody after failing a breathalyzer test. He had a previous DUI in 2005 and was in jail in 2008 after violating his probation.

And then pea-sized brain Lynne Curtis and her man( last years newest edition the the Housewives) received a 3-day notification of eviction from their Laguna Beach house. The couple owns the home owner $10.000 security deposit, late fees and other expenses. and their real-estate agent said they never even forked over the commission fee for the house. Lynne probably just forgot because she is so high on downers all the time.





Gossip; Madonna, George Michael, Anna Nicole Smith

16 08 2009

Madonna always upsets the catholics. This time not by strapping herself on a cross(something I also find a little too provocative) but Madonna’s concert of august 15 in Poland is on the same date as the Assumption of Mary feast. Catholics honor the virgin Mary that day and they don’t think Madonna should be singing and dancing then as well. A little silly.

Apparently Michael Jackson has not been buried yet but is above ground in a freezer. His family is feuding over where Michael should be burned. Jermaine wants him buried at his ranch Neverland but the rest of the family does not like that idea because Michael hated Neverland after his molestation trial

George Michael is in deep shit again. He was arrested Friday morning after hitting a truck with his Range Rover. He was taken to a police station and released hours later. he just got his license back after his 2 year suspension for driving high. Why doesn’t he get a chauffeur?? He certainly has enough money for it.

Howard K Stern, the ex lawyer and husband of Anna Nicole Smith has lost his lawsuit against journalist Rita Crosby who mentioned in a book that Anna loved watching a videotape of Howard doing the dirty-dirty with Anna’s baby daddy Larry Birkhead. According to a federal judge calling someone gay is no longer defamatory. Good ruling, calling someone faggot is abusive, gay certainly not. Besides I watched some old tapes of the Anna Nicole Smith show a while back(I know, my taste is bad!!))and I would not be surprised that with a little booze Howard would have a little man on man action.