Drunken nut and a crocodile

14 07 2010

A 36-year-old drunken tourist from Australia jumped over the fence at a zoo monday night to go for a spin on the back of a crocodile. 1700 pound Fatso was not pleased and bit the man in his leg. Because the cooler weather Fatso was not as fast as normal and the guy could get away. He got help at the cafe where he was removed earlier for excess drinking and had to go the hospital for some extensive surgery. Fool.





Gossip, old lezzie pissed at cops, Lindsay Lohan, Johnny Weir not skating this coming year, Cheryl Cole sicker

9 07 2010

81-year-old Judith Slade was going 164km/h( fast) down a highway in Victoria, Australia when the cops pulled her over. She did not wanna stop at first though, because her secret lesbian lover(half her age) was driving in front of her and she did not want to be separated. Now she might lose her license and already lost her car. That does not stop her though, she already told media she will just buy another car so she can follow her young girlfriend! That is real love!!

I cannot help but feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan now that her dad is trying to make some more cash out of her problems by giving retarded interviews. That she is semi-sane with such a dad is a shocker. Of course it was not very smart of Lindsay to have fuck-u painted on her nails while she was getting her sentence in court. Now her lawyer quit and after seeing what she all takes medication-wise she needs some rehab asap. She uses 2 antidepressants(I thought only 1 at a time helps), also Dilaudid ( a heavy painkiller) and Adderall(basically meth) All that is allowed in jail but she will have random drug testing for a year because she tampered with her SCRAM bracelet twice. Wow…

Johnny Weir will not skate competitively this coming season, but he will not retire just yet though and hopes to be back 2011-2012 and also at the Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014. Johnny has a new book coming out, a music single, a second season of his hit TV-show, a clothing line and lots of skating exhibits. I think it is wise with all the media attention he has been getting to take a year off, to just do fun things and keep training and reinventing himself as a skater. He has been doing so much media that he already would be far back in training right now and that would have meant a bad season anyway. As long as he does indeed come back!

U.K. singer and presenter Cheryl Cole’s condition is getting a little better and she left ICU earlier today but still needs to be in the hospital for quite sometime. She even had to go to a specialist hospital better equipped to deal with malaria a few days back as she kept getting sicker and sicker and that seemed to be the only logical option.Cole has the most deadly form of the illness, called cerebral malaria or brain malaria. Because of this she has fluid behind her lungs and is at risk for blood entering the lungs which could stop her vital organs from working. Hope she will be fine, I saw her once during a dinner at London’s Blue Elephant and this woman is one of the most hottest ones in the world. Even a gay man can tell that!!





Roland Garros day 12

4 06 2010

Wow, what a finale. Italy’s Francesca Schiavone against Aussie’s Samantha Stosur. While maybe before the tournament started, some people might have picked Sam as a dark horse, after her draw with first Henin and then Serena, most people probably picked someone else. And Schiavone is of course a total surprise, but what a happy one for me. Even though I like Stosur as well, I am definitely rooting for Francesca. She played a good match against Elena Dementieva, but not as great as against Wozniacki. Elena D had to give up after losing the first set 7-6 with a leg injury. She had been playing and winning a few matches in a row with it but yesterday the opponent and the injury just were too much. Stosur had no problem at all with Jankovic. With great serving and her beastly forehand she gave Jankovic no chance whatsoever. I wonder who will win the final?,I am going with Stosur but if it gets tight I think Schiavone is mentally the strongest one. We will see, I hope it will be a good match





Top 10 meat-eating countries(per capita)

31 05 2010

The number 1 is the world’s smallest Island nation called Nauru. These Pacific Islanders do not eat local stuff though but mostly processed fatty meat ,shipped in from neighboring Australia. 78% is obese!!

2 Argentina( not surprise), 3 Australia, 4 Portugal, 5, New Zealand ,6 Austria, 7 Greece(surprised, also lots of fish I thought),  8 Monaco , 9 U.S.( not a surprise) 10, Ireland. I am surprised Germany is not on the list. I gotta say I love my meat as well, in that way I am more American than Dutch.





Roland Garros day 7

30 05 2010

The last 2 french women in the draw lost yesterday. Bartoli against Israel’s Peer and crowd favorite Aravene Rezai could not beat Nadia Petrova. The finished a match that ended the night before 7-7 in the third set, Petrova won yesterday 10-8. The good ‘ole days of Mauresmo, Pierce, Tauziat and Golovin are definitely over.Serena had a tough day against Russian junior champ Pavlyuchenkova losing the second set 6-1. Time for Serena to get an injury time-out and a little pill that made it all better!! She won easy in the third 6-2. If Pavlyuchenkova loses a bit weight she can become dangerous in the future with her pounding ground strokes. Two aussies made it to the last 16, lesbian Sam S.WilliamsStosur and Groth. Jelena Jankovic and fav Daniela Hantuchova also won their third round matches yesterday after hard-fought battles against seeded A.Bondarenko and Wickmayer from Belgium.





Roland Garros day 2

25 05 2010

There were definitely less surprises yesterday than the day before. Serena started a little slow against youngster Voegele from Switzerland, but picked up her pace in the end of the first set winning 7-5 6-2. Wozniacki, Dementieva and Jankovic all lost less than 5 games in their matches and outsider for the titleDementieva, Australian Sam Stosur won 7-5 6-1 against tricky Simona Halep. One of my favorites Kristina Barrois from Germany who made her first WTA tour final this weekend in Strasbourg lost against Tatiana Garbin in 3 sets after having 3 match points in the second. Heart-breaking for her.





Justine Henin still ultimate clay court queen

3 05 2010

Yesterday in Stuttgart, Germany Justine won her fist title of her comeback this year. Clay had always been Justine’s favorite surface and it showed. She beat in in-form Sam Stosur from Australia with 6-4 2-6 6-1 . Definitely the third set was vintage Henin with lots of beautiful points. Stosur came off a in on the green clay in Charleston and seems to be an outsider for Roland Garros with her manly heavy spin. Henin who only  had time beating Jelena Jankovic in the quarter-finals will be my favorite to get her 5t title in France next month.