Gossip/news, Paul the octopus was right, Joan Rivers/Lindsay’s ex Twitter war, Gayken single again, Enrique Iglesias naked?

12 07 2010

Unfortunately Paul, the octopus was right again. He has predicted all the matches for the German team right at this World Cup and also the final between the Netherlands and Spain. Spain won 1-0 after a mediocre played but very tense and exciting final. I think as most dutch people I watched the match at a soccer party/BBQ. It was fun and even though I am not a big soccer fan, I kinda enjoyed watching the final. Now I feel like eating calamari so I would not mind a piece of the fortune-teller. I bet Bobbi Eden, the dutch porn-star is secretly a little happy though, she does not have to blow her 23000 Twitter followers as she promised she would do if Holland won.

There is a Twitter bitch fight going on between Joan Rivers and Samantha Ronson, aka Lindsay Lohan’s ex. Joan made some funny jokes about Lindsay saying “Lindsay does not mind being under oath because she thinks Oath is a Norwegian ski instructor.” “Lindsay is so dumb she thinks being sworn in is cursing at the judge.” Ronson then said Joan’s collagen is older than Lindsay and that she should pick on people her own age.” Leave the funny to Joan, Samantha because you are not.

All fans of singer Clay Aiken should be happy because she is single again. He and his boyfriend of 2 years, Broadway actor Reed Kelly are now going their own way. Looks like Clay cheated. That is a surprise because who in their right mind would have sex with Clay. I would probably pick even Rush Limbaugh over Clay. Gayken has like zero sex appeal. He had a porn star and a Broadway actor. What is next, a hair dresser or a make-up artist??

Enrique Iglesias promised the BBC that if Spain would win the World Cup, he would get drunk and water ski naked in Biscayne Bay. Because that is what they always did when he was a kid. Hope he does it, then he can show if the rumors of him being small endowed are true or not. He is hot regardless.

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Gossip, Brittany Murphy’s husband dead, Fergie in trouble, Ronan Keating divorced, men lie more than women

24 05 2010

Wow, less than a year after Brittany died now hear husband, scenario-writer Simon Monjack was found dead. Brittany’s mom found him unconscious and called 911. Brittany’s death was caused by a combination of a lung infection, iron deficiency and medication use. Very tragic, also for the mom finding both of them. He probably overdosed.

Fergie, not the singer but the Dutchess of York is in some trouble. She offered an undercover journalist access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew for 500.000 Pounds.She wanted 40.000 up front and a provision of 1% of all the contacts she arranged for him. “You take care of me and I will take care of you,” Sarah Ferguson said. Andrew knew nothing about the deal and the paper calls her shameless and greedy. It is pretty shameless but maybe she is in desperate need of money, who knows.

Ronan Keating, singer of the immensely popular boy band Boyzone and his wife of 12 years Yvonne are breaking up. The former model and mother of his 3 young children saucy  text messages from him to a female dancer on his recent tour and he confessed to an affair. He seems like such a nice and good guy, guess you cannot judge a book by its cover.

Not a big surprise, men lie more than women, a recent survey revealed. Not only do they lie on an average day 3 times opposed to the ladies twice, they are also less guilty about it. The thing men lie most about is alcohol usage.





Cheating gone terribly wrong

30 06 2009

A  dutch couple from the posh town of Wassenaar was in the hospital of The Hague recently for the birth of their baby. The shock was enormous when all of a sudden a very dark baby popped out, even though the couple is white. The woman could then only admit that she cheated on her husband once with a negroid man. Both families in shock and the husband has already packed his suitcase and left his wife. Wow I wish I would have been at that delivery to see the faces of the couple!!