Gossip, old lezzie pissed at cops, Lindsay Lohan, Johnny Weir not skating this coming year, Cheryl Cole sicker

9 07 2010

81-year-old Judith Slade was going 164km/h( fast) down a highway in Victoria, Australia when the cops pulled her over. She did not wanna stop at first though, because her secret lesbian lover(half her age) was driving in front of her and she did not want to be separated. Now she might lose her license and already lost her car. That does not stop her though, she already told media she will just buy another car so she can follow her young girlfriend! That is real love!!

I cannot help but feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan now that her dad is trying to make some more cash out of her problems by giving retarded interviews. That she is semi-sane with such a dad is a shocker. Of course it was not very smart of Lindsay to have fuck-u painted on her nails while she was getting her sentence in court. Now her lawyer quit and after seeing what she all takes medication-wise she needs some rehab asap. She uses 2 antidepressants(I thought only 1 at a time helps), also Dilaudid ( a heavy painkiller) and Adderall(basically meth) All that is allowed in jail but she will have random drug testing for a year because she tampered with her SCRAM bracelet twice. Wow…

Johnny Weir will not skate competitively this coming season, but he will not retire just yet though and hopes to be back 2011-2012 and also at the Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014. Johnny has a new book coming out, a music single, a second season of his hit TV-show, a clothing line and lots of skating exhibits. I think it is wise with all the media attention he has been getting to take a year off, to just do fun things and keep training and reinventing himself as a skater. He has been doing so much media that he already would be far back in training right now and that would have meant a bad season anyway. As long as he does indeed come back!

U.K. singer and presenter Cheryl Cole’s condition is getting a little better and she left ICU earlier today but still needs to be in the hospital for quite sometime. She even had to go to a specialist hospital better equipped to deal with malaria a few days back as she kept getting sicker and sicker and that seemed to be the only logical option.Cole has the most deadly form of the illness, called cerebral malaria or brain malaria. Because of this she has fluid behind her lungs and is at risk for blood entering the lungs which could stop her vital organs from working. Hope she will be fine, I saw her once during a dinner at London’s Blue Elephant and this woman is one of the most hottest ones in the world. Even a gay man can tell that!!

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Gossip, Lindsay Lohan in jail, George Michael arrested, Cheryl Cole has malaria, Melissa Etheridge being mean!?

7 07 2010

Lindsay Lohan is sentenced for 90 days in jail. Judge Revel said it was obvious Lindsay was cheating and did not take her probation serious. After jail(which will probably only a few days) she has to go to rehab for 3 months. That is where she belongs and not in jail. The problems when an actress is testifying and crying you wonder what is real and what is just some good acting. I do believe she was devastated after the verdict and did not expect this. The judge did clearly have it out her as well. Good thing she is already a lezzie and might meet some hot chick behind bars and she will get plenty of action!!

George Michael is rich enough to not drive anymore and that is exactly what he needs to do. He got into another accident this weekend after going to London Pride. he drove his car in the front of a shop at 3.30 in the morning. He was not allowed to drive further because he seemed incapable, probably drugs or alcohol. He was released on bail but that man needs some rehab. He has done worse than Lohan.

Girl’s Aloud singer and TV-host Cheryl Cole has malaria. She collapsed at a photo-shoot saturday and while people first suspected dehydration, she only got worse in the hospital and then the doctors found out she had malaria. She did take her malaria-pills before going on a vacation with her friend DWTS dancer Derek Hough, but obviously they did not work. The ex of soccer star Ashley Cole needs to take it easy for at least a month.

According to her ex-wife Tammy, Melissa Etheridge is being a mean bitch. The woman were together for 9 years and now ended their domestic partnership. Melissa blindsided Tammy with that and now she also wants joint custody of their children but does not want to pay Tammy any spousal support. Pretty ridiculous, Tammy apparently has nothing and always raised the kids. Melissa is kinda nasty in her splits from other women so far and I am starting to think she is a mean person.





Gossip;O’Reilly thinks Elton is pinhead, Adam Lambert kissed a girl, Cheryl/Ashley Cole call it quits, Whitney/Susan Boyle in trouble

23 02 2010

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly is pissed at Elton John for making comments that Jesus was gay and called him a “pinhead.” According to Bill O’Reilly there is no evidence that Jesus was indeed gay. I think that there is also no evidence that he was straight though, that is something O’Reilly forgot to mention.

Janice Dickenson did what she can bo best, dissing Tyra Banks, during a chat show in the UK. She said Tyra was fat, Tyra’s forehead could be a landing spot for a helicopter and that she was always looking for evidence Tyra was a man. Now I love me some Janice but that last comment was a bit of the pot calling the kettle black!

Adam Lambert had to show girls they still have a chance with him by saying he made out with singing sensation Ke$ha. Girl, please. I kissed with a gazillion girls as well and I am gay as can be.

I blogged last week about Cheryl /Ashley Cole’s marriage problems and now she finally dumped her cheating husband. Good for her, this was turning into another Tiger Woods scandal. Difference is that Cheryl is now more famous and makes about the same amount of money herself unlike Elin Nordegren.

Whitney Houston seems to be losing it again. After arriving in Brisbane she allegedly acted like she was on drugs and kept making weird comments and now her concert there was a bomb as well. People walked out because they woman did not sing 1 song normal. She really needs to pull it together or this comeback will be an epic failure.

Another person losing it(again) is Susan Boyle. The singer is apparently lonely, extremely exhausted and paranoid. After a break-in she keeps staring out behind her curtains for hours and has trouble sleeping. Her brother Gerry told this to the media. She might be rich and famous now but I bet she was happier before her success.





(Gossip) news; Cheryl/Ashley Cole heading for divorce, Johnny Weir/Evan Lysacek, Hayden Panettierre boob job, Paula Deen on American Idol

17 02 2010

Cheryl Cole, singer of Girls Aloud, and her soccer star husband Ashley are heading for divorce. Last year there were already rumors that he was cheating on her and this week the news leaked out that he send naked pics of himself to other women. He says someone else did it but the other Girls loud singers as well as Cheryl’s mother think they should divorce. They are one the THE glamour couples in Britain and this is their Tiger Woods’ affair. I saw them once eating in the Blue Elephant restaurant in London and she is one of the prettiest women I have ever seen.

It was quite the spectacle yesterday at the men’s short program figure skating but for me it was all about Johnny Weir. Some other guys might have better technical¬†elements but no one can put on a show like Johnny. He wore an outfit with self-described “man cleavage and pink ruffle” with a bit of lace and is just himself on the ice unlike a guy like Evan Lysacek who over-acts to be pursued as masculine. The two of them are arch-nemises¬†since their early teens and could not be more different. Johnny ended 6th and will be in the final group at the long programme and said to be looking out of the corner of his mascara to see who would win on thursday, likely between Lysacek and extremely talented and extremely ugly Plushenko. He might prepare the same for the event as he did on Tuesday, being naked watching The Real Housewives!

Actress Hayden Panettiere(Heroes) got a boob job recently and went from an A-cup to a C. She hopes to get more grown-up roles now than only playing cheer leaders. I think it is a good thing, her body used to look like that of a 12-year old gymnast, not pretty.

My favorite cook and TV personality Paula Deen will be on American Idol as a guest judge. While I kinda understand that some people think she knows nothing about singing and should not be a judge I disagree about the last part. She is funny and a down-to-earth Southern Belle, she knows exactly what America wants and became an Idol herself. Solely singing qualities does not make you a star.