Gossip, Michael Jackson’s gay lover?/Brit. Murphy’s husband dates her mom, Halle Berry break-up, Real Housewives news

3 05 2010

Jackson’s friend and dermatologist dr Arnold Klein claimed that his former office manager Jason Pfeiffer had a gay relationship with Michael. They were both featured in an interview with Extra during which they talked about this. Michael Jackson being gay is not a surprise but I do not believe he was into Pfeiffer. The guy is huge almost obese and not attractive and we all know at type Michael liked, so this is highly unlikely. They both already got death threats after the interview.

Rumor has it that the husband of the late actress Brittany Murphy is not only living together with but also dating her mother. That would be freaky. They are also shopping around a book-deal about her. It can be crazier though. I just read a 72-year old grandma from Indiana is having a surrogate baby with her grandson!!!

One of the prettiest couples in the world have broken up. Actress Halle Berry and model husband Gabriel Aubrey have ended their 5-year old relationship. Together they have an absolutely gorgeous little girl Nahla. Apparently Halle was getting too old for him!!, Gabriel is 9 years younger. Ouch.

And to end the weekly gossip there is some Real Housewives news. Gretchen from OC was almost in prison for not showing up in court for a face-off with her ex lover  Jay who is suing her for slander. Then Josh Waring, son of Lauri from OC is in prison again. This time not for drug issues but domestic violence. Lauri did such a great job as a mom. And the Countess, from New York has a single out called “Money can’t buy you class” It’s rappy and housy and I unfortunately have to admit it’s so bad I like it. Similar to Kim Zolciak’s Tardy for the Party in that way.





Calling someone Peggy Bundy gets you in trouble

27 04 2010

A dutch man called his neighbor-lady Peggy Bundy. You remember her as the  sloppy redhead, big breasted mom on Married with Children. The woman works for his building association and he thinks she is responsible for him losing his house. Calling her Peggy Bundy cost him 100 euro. How ridiculous is that!. They call it purposely insulting the woman. I think it is a compliment, haha!





Gossip news, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy split, Brett Favre GDILF, Edie sues Desperate Housewives creator, Murray/Michael Jackson

7 04 2010

Actors Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy broke up after being a couple for almost 5 years. Too bad they seemed like a great match. Maybe Jim loved kissing Ewan McGregor so much he will be switching teams, haha.

Brett Favre, the constantly retiring and come-backing quarterback became a grandpa yesterday. His 21-year-old daughter Brittany got a son named Parker Brett. I agree with Perez Hilton, he certainly is a GrandDILF.

Nicolette Sheridan, from Desperate Housewives is suing the series creator, openly gay Marc Cherry for 20 million. He apparently slapped her in the face and unfairly fired her from the hit show. She is suing for assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. I am team Nicolette.

This week the court case against Conrad Murray started, the doctor who some believe killed Michael Jackson. Murray won the first battle and can keep his doctor’s license in California. His defense says Michael gave himself the extra lethal shot of Propofol. I dunno if that is true but I do believe Michael Jackson himself is to blame for his own death.





Gay news, Prom issues/kicked out of the house, gay soldiers sue general Sheehan, lesbionic sushi roll

25 03 2010

A judge in Mississippi ruled that the prom ban violated the rights of lesbian teen Constance McMillen but he did not reinstate the prom. Now students and parents have organized a private prom that Constance can attend. So good news and bad.

Meanwhile in Georgia openly gay teen Derrick Martin could bring a male date even though the principal did  not agree, she also thought she could not refuse him. The sad news about this is though, that Derricks’ parents have kicked him out of the house following the media attention of him coming out and he know lives with a friend. Monstrous parents.

A group of openly gay soldiers has filed a lawsuit against ex-general Sheehan who made some ridiculous claims last week that the gays in the army were to blame for the fall of Srebrenica. The gay soldiers are supported by almost the entire dutch government/parliament and want a full-page apology in the international press and sensitivity training for Sheehan. Hope they win.

A sushi restaurant in San Francisco has a very interesting roll on the menu ,the lesbionic roll! It is white tuna wrapped in tempura rice noodles over spinach. It sounds tasty but why is it lesbian??





Cookie monster loses job

23 03 2010

An employee at a call center in Newcastle was fired because he ate his colleague’s cookies. He thought the cookies were for all to eat but the owner Pamela was pissed. She felt robbed and went to court(what a bitch). Cookie monster has to pay for new cookies  and 150 pounds.





Fired for cheese

26 01 2010

And not cutting it!! An employee from McDonalds in the north of the Netherlands was fired for putting an extra slice of cheese on the burger of another employee. The woman sold it was a burger but it was a cheese burger and that is more expensive(25 cents), reason enough for Micky D’s to fire her ass. How pity can you be??? She went to court and won because the court thought it was ridiculous to fire someone for extra cheese and also because the other employee asked for it before she did it.





Too ugly to be a criminal!!!

18 11 2009

Brit David Holyoak committed an unsuccessful robbery that made him to go prison for 3 years. The judge in court told him that he should not try to pursue a career in the criminal world. He should look in the mirror and then he would know why. With his big ears and very unusual face Holyoak was also called Shrek. Because of this it would be too easy to find him after he commits a crime. Poor guy!!!