Drunken nut and a crocodile

14 07 2010

A 36-year-old drunken tourist from Australia jumped over the fence at a zoo monday night to go for a spin on the back of a crocodile. 1700 pound Fatso was not pleased and bit the man in his leg. Because the cooler weather Fatso was not as fast as normal and the guy could get away. He got help at the cafe where he was removed earlier for excess drinking and had to go the hospital for some extensive surgery. Fool.

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Gay news, drug against lesbianism, Johnny Weir’s closet, homophobic chants in rugby punished

30 06 2010

It is hard to believe this is true , but pediatric oncologist Maria New of the Mount Sinai School of Medicine and Florida International University is trying to prevent lesbianism in unborn babies by given to pregnant moms an experimental hormone dexamethasone. She also uses it to prevent girls that do not like playing with girl toys and girls that have manly interests in jobs. Crazy right?? The drug is risky and experimental so what woman would take this?? The kind of woman who does, deserves some health problems, she sure already has mental problems!!

Johnny Weir’s closet is about the gayest thing ever.

The British Rugby Football league has issued a 40K pound penalty to the Castleford team because their fans hurled homophobic chants at openly gay rugby star Gareth Thomas. Great news!!

Arch homophobe Ruben Diaz is at it again. The senate member from the Bronx held anti-gay rallies in New York, was against the Gay Games back in the 90’s in NY and has voted down every pro-gay law ever in New York. While he says he has 2 gay brothers that he loves very much, this time he voted against a law that would allow gay couples to file their state income tax returns jointly. Because the democrats needed all their votes, it has been blown off now. Asshole.





Gossip, Speidi going nuts, BFF’s Lynne Spears/Real Housewife, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and airports do not get along, Joan Rivers’ movie

17 05 2010

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to have lost it completely now.Heidi called the cops on her mother who came by unannounced. Heidi says that after what her mother did to her on TV(basically telling her the truth about her plastic surgery) she does not wanna see her anymore. She is calling her mom psychotic and wants a restraining order. Meanwhile she is apparently only staring in the mirror the whole day and Spencer stands outside with crystals in his hands and binoculars to see if either his or her family will show up…

There are some new BFF’s in town. Real Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin and Lynne Spears, mom of Britney. They dined together and Lynne wants parenting advice from Jill. Kinda strange for someone writing a book about parenting huh?? Well, Lynne did a bad job and Jill seems like a great and smart mom so it is a wise move.

Crazy eyed Jonathan Rhys Meyers, great in the Tudors, got himself in trouble again with an airline/at an airport. After being arrested at the Dublin airport in 2007 for being drunk and hitting someone at Charles de Gaulle in Paris where he was detained by the French and put into handcuff, this time he drank so much during a United Airlines flight(my favorite airline) that he acted like a giant asshole and is no black-listed by the airline and will never be allowed to fly with the again. Must have been pretty severe then!

My favorite comedienne is Kathy Griffin but a good second is Joan Rivers. I love that crazy foul-mouthed babe and was excited to see that a new documentary about her life called A piece of work will be released in June and it looks fantastic. On Youtube I found a clip.





Gay news, Polls Maryland and ESPN, Gay couple to Europe to find mate for dog, 5th grade lets girl bleed because parents are gay

12 05 2010

A recent poll in Maryland showed the majority of the people there are in favor of gay marriage. 48% in favor and 43% against. In 2007 it was 44 in favor and 51 against. Good signs.

ESPN polled 100 MLB(baseball) players and asked hat their reaction would be towards a gay teammate. 1 was totally fine and 10 going crazy over it. Average was 5.1. 7 guys said 1 and 8 said 10. 25% thought it was not a huge deal. Pretty pathetic results.

A gay couple won a prize from Honda to travel through Europe by car to find a new bitch for their dog Kito. His previous gf died on Valentine’s day. Kito will be professionally groomed and then pose in a red-light district window to attract local interest. Even Amsterdam’s major is helping in the search. According to the owners every day is a search for love.Pretty decadent, huh?

A 5th grade teacher in the U.S.  let an injured girl bleed and did not call her lesbian parents. This was not the first time the parents thought she mishandled their child and when they called the teacher of the ironically named Mr Luther King school and asked about it, the teacher said it was indeed because they were lesbian and that they should get their kid of school. What a cunt. Sue the fucking bitch is my thought!!





Woman bites off boyfriend’s tongue

8 05 2010

27-year-old Marc from Paderborn, Germany comes home drunk after a carnival celebration in february. His 35-year-old girlfriend Tina is not happy that he is drunk, screams at him and slaps him in the face. He is used to her moods and retracts in the bedroom. She later walks in, says she is sorry and starts kissing him. But she not only kisses but also bites. 3 cm of Marc’s tongue are gone and can’t be replaced. With lots of exercise he can at least use it a bit again. Tina was on drugs and in psychoses at the time according to experts. Sure is a crazy bitch. Could be a story-line on Here’s science fiction series Dante’s Cove. Just started watching that on OutTV.





Gossip; Britney mother of the year, Balloon Boy hoax, Leona Lewis punched

18 10 2009

At a recent poll in the UK Britney Spears came out as Mother of the Year, seriously. I thought it as a joke but bizarrely enough it wasn’t. So if you almost drop you baby, go crazy, do drugs, smoke right next to your children and have a few dead-beat partners you might become mother of the year as well!! Kerry Katona was mother of the year as well a while back in Britain, so the competition is very stiff.

Is anybody still believing that the “Balloon Boy” family did NOT make this up. The boy basically admitted it on live TV,had to puke from all the nerves about lying and the parents are big fame-whores who want their own reality show. And have been on other TV shows. I think it is funny though that so many Americans with no lives of their own were watching this on TV for hours. Yesterday the dad wanted to give an emergency press conference, the emergency being that he will put a cardboard box outside for people to give them ideas and talk to them. WTF. 

Poor Leona Lewis. The X-factor winner in England and star over the whole world had a book-signing in London and a man waited 5 hours in line to punch her really hard in the face. How freaky! The most likely reason is that the man is a former contestant of the same show, was rejected and is incredibly jealous of Leona. And he is a nut. Luckily he is being held in a psychiatric institution right now.