Gossip, Paris Hilton arrested, Mel Gibson, Frasier divorced again, Tiger Woods’ divorce

3 07 2010

I always think it is funny when something bad happens to this moron. She was arrested in Port Elisabeth during the soccer match between Brazil en the Netherlands on allegations of smoking. We won 2-1 and Paris was off the hook because they only saw one of her friends smoking the stuff. The friends were all wearing shirts to support Brazil. Boooo!

The future of Mel Gibson is looking bleaker and bleaker. The loser was heard on a voicemail to his then wife Oksana saying the following.”You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a bunch of n***ers it will be you on fault.” So not only is he homophobic but also anti-Semite and a racist. Jerk, hope he never gets work again.

Kelsey Grammar, aka Frasier is getting a divorce again. His wife of 13 years, former porn star, Camille was fed up and cited irreconcilable differences. Kelsey apparently loved his freedom of living in NY while performing in La Cage aux Folles on Broadway too much. His wife and family never saw him anymore and he barely called. I like his roles and acting but he seems like a real jerk.

Elin Nordegren, the ex-wife of Tiger Woods is getting around 100 million dollars. Tiger is worth 500-600 million, so he does not have to eat any less. In the original prenup she got a lot less but after all he put her though I think she deserves all of it.





Gossip, Capriati overdose ,Melrose place star in trouble. Mel Gibson

29 06 2010

I heard the sad news yesterday that former tennis star Jennifer Capriati ended up in the hospital after an overdose. The former olympic gold medalist and 3 time Grand slam winner used too many prescription drugs according to her family. She has had her bouts with depression and suicidal thought and was busted for shoplifting and smoking pot in the past. She recently dated a famous porn star and had not played tennis since 2005 because of an injury. Hope she will be fine soon.

Amy Locane played Sandy in the original Melrose Place and was my favorite until she got ousted and was replaced by Jo. She was arrested in New Jersey yesterday for second-degree vehicular homicide. Not good. She crashed into the side of another car as it was trying to turn in a driveway and killed a passenger, the driver is still in critical condition. Amy had been drinking way too much and might be going to jail for 10 years. Sad.

Mel Gibson’s true colors are shining trough again. He got a restraining order against her to make her shut up about some alleged abuse on his account. Media reported that he punched her in the face so hard that she lost some teeth. What a way to treat your wife of a little over a year and the mother of your kid. Whether this is true or not Gibson is a nasty vile man.

NeNe Leakes, star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is getting a divorce after 12 years of marriage. They had a bad year with her son being busted with pot and rumors of an affair of NeNe with an NFL player. Now sources say he might be giving out some juicy details about NeNe’s past. I like Nene so I feel sorry for her.

Bristol Palin had her acting debut in Secret Life of Teenage Mothers and she proved not to be as good in faking it as her horrible mother. This is some truly shiteous acting.





Gossip, Larry king,Priscilla Queen of the Desert/Wizard of Oz, Taylor Lautner gay?, Mel Gibson split, Nicole Ritchie/Coco in camel-toe war

18 04 2010

What a fool Larry King is. Fucking with his sister-in-law. And then buying her expensive gifts so his wife can find out. Well, he is a sex-symbol in his own eyes so obviously all women are throwing themselves on him. Now he and his wife say they wanna try to work it out though, if she deserves him.

The movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert is one of my all-time favorites. You can understand my joy with hearing it will come to Broadway as a musical. It has been in the theaters in Sydney and London and is a huge hit there. I also heard they will make a prequel to the movie the Wizard of Oz with Johnny Depp as Scarecrow.I dunno about that idea, that is such an iconic movie.

Rumors about actor Taylor Lautner’s sexuality haven been very strong since he became famous with the movie Twilight. His legions of girl fans are probably not happy to hear that he attended a party of a well-known gay socialite last weekend. The party was almost entirely attended by gay man so he is either a fag hag or…

Mel Gibson portraying that loving religious person that he likes to be is becoming more and more ridiculous. First the anti-semitic tirades, then the cheating on his wife and now he has allegedly already split with his new wife Oksana Grigorieva. They have a 5-month old baby together. Joan Rivers said in a reply that Gibson should just die. Love me some Joan!

Nicole Ritchie and rapper Ice-T’s wife Coco are in a war on Twitter. She typed her friend said that Coco’s famous camel-toe will swallow you up and after Ice and Coco acted a little pissed, Nicole got scared and begged for forgiveness. I like Coco and her camel-toe. It is fun to watch and she is not afraid to show her assets.





Gossip;O’Reilly thinks Elton is pinhead, Adam Lambert kissed a girl, Cheryl/Ashley Cole call it quits, Whitney/Susan Boyle in trouble

23 02 2010

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly is pissed at Elton John for making comments that Jesus was gay and called him a “pinhead.” According to Bill O’Reilly there is no evidence that Jesus was indeed gay. I think that there is also no evidence that he was straight though, that is something O’Reilly forgot to mention.

Janice Dickenson did what she can bo best, dissing Tyra Banks, during a chat show in the UK. She said Tyra was fat, Tyra’s forehead could be a landing spot for a helicopter and that she was always looking for evidence Tyra was a man. Now I love me some Janice but that last comment was a bit of the pot calling the kettle black!

Adam Lambert had to show girls they still have a chance with him by saying he made out with singing sensation Ke$ha. Girl, please. I kissed with a gazillion girls as well and I am gay as can be.

I blogged last week about Cheryl /Ashley Cole’s marriage problems and now she finally dumped her cheating husband. Good for her, this was turning into another Tiger Woods scandal. Difference is that Cheryl is now more famous and makes about the same amount of money herself unlike Elin Nordegren.

Whitney Houston seems to be losing it again. After arriving in Brisbane she allegedly acted like she was on drugs and kept making weird comments and now her concert there was a bomb as well. People walked out because they woman did not sing 1 song normal. She really needs to pull it together or this comeback will be an epic failure.

Another person losing it(again) is Susan Boyle. The singer is apparently lonely, extremely exhausted and paranoid. After a break-in she keeps staring out behind her curtains for hours and has trouble sleeping. Her brother Gerry told this to the media. She might be rich and famous now but I bet she was happier before her success.





Gossip & News; John Edwards sex-tape, Bristol Palin no sex before marriage, fatties less discount at Whole Foods, Pope into self-harming

29 01 2010

Apparently there is a John Edwards sex-tape around that he made with his mistress Rielle Hunter. One of his ex-aides talks about it while promoting his up-coming book, The Politician. And apparently he not only is a big…., he also has one. What a fraud he turned out to be, my boyfriend was right from the beginning. Luckily his wife is now smart enough to break up with him.

Bristol Palin was with her mother talking to Oprah on her show and the little hypocrite is now promoting abstinence-only. So she can be fucked by her former bf but other girls can’t. Oprah was wondering how she could now say she was not gonna have sex until marriage even though she did not know when she was going to get married but Bristol vows to be celibate!! I predict she opens her legs for the first available boyfriend very soon.

The CEO of Whole Foods has been in the media a lot lately with his critique of Obama and the health care reform and now he is at it again by giving bigger discounts to skinny and healthy eating employees than the fatties, 30% instead of 20%. I agree with him on this one because an organic health store like Whole Foods looks better without fatties working there, they can better go work at McDonalds.

The former Pope, Johannes Paulus 2 used to hit himself with a belt regularly and also often slept on the ground. That way he tried to achieve christian perfection. Slawomir Oder writes this in a biography about him. Pretty weird.





Married 98-year old couple called it quits

10 11 2009

British Bertie and Jessie Wood decided to split up in their senior citizen home after 36 years of being married. The reason for their divorce was not clear, but for Bertie it wasn’t a good thing to do. He died shortly after his 99th birthday. Jessie still lives as a happy single gal in the home.





Gossip, Marge Simpson in Playboy, Rihanna or Prince, George Michael split

9 10 2009

The November issue of Playboy will have a very interesting model. Marge Simpson will pose on the cover and have a three-page spread in sexy cartoon-lingerie!! Will the carpet match the drapes ?? Pity it´s not Selma or Patty, haha. Wow, Levi Johnston for Playgirl and Marge for Playboy, interesting choices.

Is it me or does Rihanna slowly morph into Prince?. I thought she was hot a year back but now with the shaved sides, the pompadour on top and her ridiculous slightly masculine outfits not so much anymore.

George Michael and his partner of 13-years Kenny Goss have split up according to many tabloids. Last Christmas, haha, Kenny had enough of George but they managed to keep it a secret until now. All the cruising and drugging that were made public were apparently too much for Kenny. George denies they broke up.