Gossip, Paris Hilton arrested, Mel Gibson, Frasier divorced again, Tiger Woods’ divorce

3 07 2010

I always think it is funny when something bad happens to this moron. She was arrested in Port Elisabeth during the soccer match between Brazil en the Netherlands on allegations of smoking. We won 2-1 and Paris was off the hook because they only saw one of her friends smoking the stuff. The friends were all wearing shirts to support Brazil. Boooo!

The future of Mel Gibson is looking bleaker and bleaker. The loser was heard on a voicemail to his then wife Oksana saying the following.”You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a bunch of n***ers it will be you on fault.” So not only is he homophobic but also anti-Semite and a racist. Jerk, hope he never gets work again.

Kelsey Grammar, aka Frasier is getting a divorce again. His wife of 13 years, former porn star, Camille was fed up and cited irreconcilable differences. Kelsey apparently loved his freedom of living in NY while performing in La Cage aux Folles on Broadway too much. His wife and family never saw him anymore and he barely called. I like his roles and acting but he seems like a real jerk.

Elin Nordegren, the ex-wife of Tiger Woods is getting around 100 million dollars. Tiger is worth 500-600 million, so he does not have to eat any less. In the original prenup she got a lot less but after all he put her though I think she deserves all of it.





Gay news, Carrie Bradshaw not sexy, $20 mill for perez, Travolta baby, Bristil Palin for hire

20 05 2010

After last year being named the least sexy woman in the world, this year Pincer Wodka did a poll under man who from Sex and The City they would like to sleep with. Number one was Charlotte, number 2 Samantha, 3 Miranda and 4 Carrie. She sure is not sexy imo either, but it is not that bad… Probably too scrawny and whiney.

Perez Hilton apparently got an offer from Avid Live Media and 2 other gossip bloggers to take over his website for $20 million. $18 million up front and $2 million in escrow over a year. Perez’s role himself in the new project is unknown. Last year the site was already worth $34 million but I would still take the money.

John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston, 47, are expecting their third child. She is a little old imo but after the tragedy last year when they lost their 16-year old son Jett  and last week when they lost 2 of their dogs in a freak accident, it is great they have a little happiness coming soon.

It should not get any weirder than this. Bristol Palin signed up to get work as a guest speaker. She wants to talk about abstinence, youth, and pro-life and wants $15-25 thousand for 1 appearance. So getting banged and unwanted pregnancies makes people qualified to be a speaker on important issues.





From Rosie O’Donnel’s blog

30 03 2010

You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in  Iraq.

You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.

You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden.

You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans, drown.

You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.  Yes, lies and corruption are all okay with you, but helping other Americans…oh hell no.

I picked some of the things that I agree with and left others out, the whole thing you can read at Rosie’s Blog.