Gossip, Paula Deen, Real Housewives, Tila Tequila, Kylie in NY

8 06 2010

My favorite TV-chef Paula Deen had a maid that stole her jewelry ,y’all . Her husband Michael filed a report with police that in between august 2009 and may 2010, jewelry and other precious metals were stolen. Michael and Paula caught her in the act and fired her ass immediately. I used to think one of our old maids stole my tranquilizers but I think sometimes I just forgot how many I actually took.

Real Housewife of NY, Jill Zarin has contacted authorities for being harassed. A family from Chicago and Alabama have threatened her after her address was made public on the internet. Jill is pissed and rightly so. This is going way too far. Besides, I like Jill and do not get why everyone seems to hate her now. The season finale broke viewing records so people are into them.

Danielle Staub, from New Jersey, has a sex-tape coming out that she made with an unknown male last year. She is the one that Theresa Guidice called a “prostitution whore,” but maybe it is time for Theresa herself to bring out a sex-tape. The woman is $11 million!!!! in debt. She and her husband make only 80.000 a year but have been spending like Donald Trump. How can that even happen???

Tila Tequila is where she belong, the nut-house. She cut her wrist and showed it to fans and they called an ambulance. A while back she twittered about falling and having a deadly dent in her head and she also faked a pregnancy and talked about suicide before. One less person on Dr Drew’s rehab.

Kylie Minogue was in NY for the AmFAR gala and the next day she went to gay bar Splash to promote her new album and the gays went nuts. Been to Splash with my girlfriends once and liked it there. Would have liked seeing Kylie!!





Gossip, straight celebrities&gay kisses, Celebrity Rehab, Chace Crawford

5 06 2010

Yesterday was apparently a good day for straight celebs to kiss with same-sex partners. For Miley Cyrus to do it at Britain’s Got Talents was not a huge surprise. But for Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman to do it while all the camera’s where on them at a Laker’s Game . Pretty damn cool.

Production on Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew was halted because they could not get any real celebrities. Last year they had Dennis Rodman and Mackenzie Philipps as “stars” but this year so far it is Jason Wahler, Gummi Bear, the Empress of Lucite(Shauna Sand) and one of the Pointer Sisters. Who?? Yeah!! But the d-list stars are funnier anyway and less guarded, like Kari Ann Peniche last season. Love that show.

Chace Crawford, heart-throb that does nothing for me, and star of Gossip Girl was arrested yesterday for possession of marijuana somewhere in Texas. He got out with bail. When do they just make pot legal over there?? Nice mug shot though.

Poor Gay Coleman, seems like now that he is dead people care more about him than hen he was alive. His moron ex-wife and parents fight over his remains, his ex-wife cannot afford his funeral but makes all these TV appearances and the 911 call after his fall was released and it is pretty shocking. She says she cannot help him because she is sick and afraid of blood. And also cannot drive him to the hospital because she might get a seizure and cannot have stress. WTF. She must have really loved him!!!