Gossip/news, Paul the octopus was right, Joan Rivers/Lindsay’s ex Twitter war, Gayken single again, Enrique Iglesias naked?

12 07 2010

Unfortunately Paul, the octopus was right again. He has predicted all the matches for the German team right at this World Cup and also the final between the Netherlands and Spain. Spain won 1-0 after a mediocre played but very tense and exciting final. I think as most dutch people I watched the match at a soccer party/BBQ. It was fun and even though I am not a big soccer fan, I kinda enjoyed watching the final. Now I feel like eating calamari so I would not mind a piece of the fortune-teller. I bet Bobbi Eden, the dutch porn-star is secretly a little happy though, she does not have to blow her 23000 Twitter followers as she promised she would do if Holland won.

There is a Twitter bitch fight going on between Joan Rivers and Samantha Ronson, aka Lindsay Lohan’s ex. Joan made some funny jokes about Lindsay saying “Lindsay does not mind being under oath because she thinks Oath is a Norwegian ski instructor.” “Lindsay is so dumb she thinks being sworn in is cursing at the judge.” Ronson then said Joan’s collagen is older than Lindsay and that she should pick on people her own age.” Leave the funny to Joan, Samantha because you are not.

All fans of singer Clay Aiken should be happy because she is single again. He and his boyfriend of 2 years, Broadway actor Reed Kelly are now going their own way. Looks like Clay cheated. That is a surprise because who in their right mind would have sex with Clay. I would probably pick even Rush Limbaugh over Clay. Gayken has like zero sex appeal. He had a porn star and a Broadway actor. What is next, a hair dresser or a make-up artist??

Enrique Iglesias promised the BBC that if Spain would win the World Cup, he would get drunk and water ski naked in Biscayne Bay. Because that is what they always did when he was a kid. Hope he does it, then he can show if the rumors of him being small endowed are true or not. He is hot regardless.

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Gossip, Ronaldo in favor of gay marriage, Dennis Hopper’s wife want money

1 06 2010

Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo told the biggest Portuguese Newspaper that he is in favor of marriage equality. He thinks all citizens need to exact same rights and responsibilities. Good a straight super star like that in a macho world speaks out about this.

Dennis Hopper passed away this weekend after a battle with prostate cancer. He desperately tried to divorce his wife Viktoria in the months before his death but did not succeed. She now wants 25% of his estate and $2500000 life insurance. I hope she gets very little, seems like a gold-digger to me.

Lad Gaga set a new record this week. Her song Alejandro was the 7th top 10 hit of her album The Fame Monster. The previous record was in hands of Michael Jackson with 6. Wow, that is pretty damn special!!

Sarah Ferguson went on Oprah this week to try to undo the damage after her selling out to a journalist. She said she had been drinking and was “in the gutter” when she wanted to give the undercover journalist access to her husband. I always liked her but this is all a bit shady.





Gossip, Speidi going nuts, BFF’s Lynne Spears/Real Housewife, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and airports do not get along, Joan Rivers’ movie

17 05 2010

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to have lost it completely now.Heidi called the cops on her mother who came by unannounced. Heidi says that after what her mother did to her on TV(basically telling her the truth about her plastic surgery) she does not wanna see her anymore. She is calling her mom psychotic and wants a restraining order. Meanwhile she is apparently only staring in the mirror the whole day and Spencer stands outside with crystals in his hands and binoculars to see if either his or her family will show up…

There are some new BFF’s in town. Real Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin and Lynne Spears, mom of Britney. They dined together and Lynne wants parenting advice from Jill. Kinda strange for someone writing a book about parenting huh?? Well, Lynne did a bad job and Jill seems like a great and smart mom so it is a wise move.

Crazy eyed Jonathan Rhys Meyers, great in the Tudors, got himself in trouble again with an airline/at an airport. After being arrested at the Dublin airport in 2007 for being drunk and hitting someone at Charles de Gaulle in Paris where he was detained by the French and put into handcuff, this time he drank so much during a United Airlines flight(my favorite airline) that he acted like a giant asshole and is no black-listed by the airline and will never be allowed to fly with the again. Must have been pretty severe then!

My favorite comedienne is Kathy Griffin but a good second is Joan Rivers. I love that crazy foul-mouthed babe and was excited to see that a new documentary about her life called A piece of work will be released in June and it looks fantastic. On Youtube I found a clip.





Woman bites off boyfriend’s tongue

8 05 2010

27-year-old Marc from Paderborn, Germany comes home drunk after a carnival celebration in february. His 35-year-old girlfriend Tina is not happy that he is drunk, screams at him and slaps him in the face. He is used to her moods and retracts in the bedroom. She later walks in, says she is sorry and starts kissing him. But she not only kisses but also bites. 3 cm of Marc’s tongue are gone and can’t be replaced. With lots of exercise he can at least use it a bit again. Tina was on drugs and in psychoses at the time according to experts. Sure is a crazy bitch. Could be a story-line on Here’s science fiction series Dante’s Cove. Just started watching that on OutTV.





Gossip; Betty White’s black humor, Anderson Cooper adopting baby?, no Alex & Simon on housewives, model offers to give cop blow job

5 02 2010

I love an old chick with very dark humor, like Joan Rivers or Betty White. Betty sent the other ┬áremaining Golden Girl, Rue McClanahan who suffered a stroke a very nice gift. Flowers with a card reading: ” I hope you die, so I will be the last Golden Girl” Rue apparently loved it and it lifted her spirits.

The Enquirer had an article about Anderson adopting a baby from Haiti with his new boyfriend after visiting the area right after the disaster. Anderson tweeted Andy Towle who has his own blog that there was no truth to the story. I know for a fact both men know each other because they both go to the same gym as me, David Barton in New York.

The Real Housewives of NYC are gonna miss their most annoying couple. Alex & Simon. Apparently Simon thought he was a housewife himself and wanted more money, but because viewers dislike them, Bravo just canned their asses. I kinda liked to watch them because they were so ridiculous.

A famous male model, 21-year old Nick Snider, one of the highest earning models of the previous years was arrested for drunk behavior in Arkansas and to get out of his arrest he offered to give the cop a blow-job. Later on he tried to do the same with a different officer. Unfortunately for him they were not up for it. What a buffoon.





Gay News; Prince Harry kisses gay man, John Mayer thinks straight guys should go to gay clubs, bigot radio host yells faggot and tries to talk about Holland

16 11 2009

A 21-year old gay man in Britain felt like prince for a day this weekend. In a bar he saw Prince Harry and offered him a free drink for a kiss. Harry then burst out laughing, threw his arms around the gay guy and gave him a kiss. Seems like some of Diana’s pro-gay attitude has rubbed off on her boys. My boyfriend would have loved to be in that guy’s place.

John Mayer showed how evolved he is and to me he is an example for straight men in the world. In an interview he said “if you are a man in life and have never went to a gay bar, you haven’t danced. You can actually go to a gay bar and just have a good time without the whole alpha-male, ego attitude in a straight bar”. Hear, hear Mayer I have taken cousins, my brother, brother-in-law to gay bars and they really enjoyed it as well. In Holland for a straight man to go to a hip gay place is really not an issue anymore. And straight women obviously love it in a gay bar as well, just being able to be sexy and themselves without drunk straight men slobbering all over them..

The radio host of a well-known New Hampshire right-wing radio show called the Gay New Hampshire Democratic Party Chair  Ray Buckley a faggot and basically wished him dead. Lambert, who basically looks like your typical bigot, asked if he was going to Holland and hoped he would not celebrate anymore birthdays and called him a disgrace to humanity. Well, maybe Buckley should go to Holland where saturday in a TV show the following question was asked in a nation-wide poll. Is homosexuality just as normal as heterosexuality??. 81 % of the dutch people think it is. Eat your heart out Lambert, maybe you try to diss Holland, but in fact you are giving us a compliment.