Funny beer bellies

24 08 2010





Sexy!!

3 08 2010





Colorado leanest state

6 07 2010

Colorado has the lowest obesity rate of any state in the U.S, it is “only” 19%. Arkansas, Tennessee, Alabama and surrounding states had the highest rate. Average is in between 25-30%. Back in 1991 no state was higher than 20!!! U.S is getting fatter and fatter. Most of my in-laws from Colorado are skinny actually so I am not surprised.

Guess not everyone eat bull testicles all the time





Summer sights that are not tasty for the eyes

22 06 2010

A dutch magazine did a survey about non tasty things to see in summer. 86% of people do not like the sight of a man without his shirt, sitting outside on a terrace. I agree, I think no man should do that and I think, except while at the beach, only men with a good body should walk around public without their shirts. And definitely here in the Netherlands most of the time you see untrained men do that. Shorts at work under the desk is a no-no for 70%, I agree with that as well. A little over 50% thinks older women should not go sleeveless when they have flubbery arms. I do not mind that as much, except when they are showing hairy pits. Bah!!!





Gay news, gays skinny/lezzies fat, CBS poll 77% of U.S knows gay people, DADT repeal harmful for children, Repent

10 06 2010

A news study by the American Journal of public health showed that gay men were 50% less likely to be obese than straight men. Lesbian women though are 50% more likely to be obese. Conclusion is that people in sexual relationships with men have more pressure to look thin and attractive then people who have sex with women. Not a surprise here!!

A poll done by CBS showed that 77% of americans say they know someone who is gay or lesbian. In 1992 that was only 42%. 43% of americans see homosexuality as wrong, that used to be 62%. Seems that visibility is a good thing. I bet a lot more than 77% know gays, some just do not know.

According to Rep Ike Skelton, Democrat,MO repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is harmful because it would mean families will be put in the difficult situation of explaining homosexuality to kids. Why?? And why is that bad, you fool.

Repent is “an army of evangelicals” from Texas that go to swinger-clubs, strip bars and gay bars and film the visitors of those places while screaming they are sinners. They also make notes of the license plates and try to scare people into going to “sinful” places. It has already become a national organization. Scary.





Sex tips by Mike Diamond

7 06 2010

This is not for the prude. Funny  and raunchy comic Mike Diamond gives out some sex-tips in EDGE Boston….

Remember, there are certain things nobody wants to hear during sex. These include, but are not limited to:

“Oops, sorry, I had a big lunch’
Water sloshing around inside of him;
“Can you not aim your cum onto my 600 thread count sheets?”
The whir of a video camera;
’Honey, I’m home!’
Policeman tapping on the car window;
“That’s not my ring, that’s my watch”.

Fantasy is hot, so do all you can to keep the illusion going, you nelly queen, you. Stash your ’All About Eve’ DVD in the closet, and refrain from blasting Judy, Barbara or Diana from the speakers. Yes, sex is the one time when self loathing is not only OK, it’s encouraged!

If you get a pubic hair caught in your throat, bitch just swallow it.

Be creative; try to create a whole new sex act. I did, here’s how it goes. If you’re down on your knees blowing a really fat guy, pull his belly over your head. I call it the Sleeping Bag. It’s a great name because that experienceis sorta like camping, bits of food everywhere. Oh those crazy binge eating chubbsters!

If you always dreamed of being an archeologist, have sex with an older man, it’s like uncovering fossils! You’ve heard of that porno mag about young girls called ’Barely Legal’? Now there’s a hot porn magazine all about older guys, it’s called ’Barely Breathing’. Because nothing beats a good gum job!





Indonesian toddler addicted to nicotine

26 05 2010

The little 2-year old fattie Ardi Rizai loves his ciggies.He smokes 40 a day and if his parents do not give him one he get extremely upset, mad and nauseous. Dad Mohammed gave the baby his first cigarette with 18 months and thinks it is all fine because the kid looks healthy. OMG!!





Fattest man

23 05 2010

Wow, good for everyone that thinks he/she might have to shed a few extra pounds before summer.





Gay news, Elton John, Rekers/Attorney General McCollum, kid refused because of lesbian moms

13 05 2010

Elton John is not allowed to sing at a music festival in Egypt may 18 because they do not want people who are gay and anti-religion there. Elton has been critical of the middle east and said people were still unsafe while being out as gay there(true). In Morocco they also wanted him banned. The Islamic Party said he would encourage homosexuality there but the organizers say he is there not because of his sexuality but for his singing qualities. If I would be him I would not even go there in the first place.

George Rekers,( of the rentboy scandal) was paid $120K to testify against gay adoption in Florida back in 2009. The person that recommended him(urged to hire him) in a letter is the Attorney General of the state Bill McCollum. He was paid with tax-payers money and now the people from Florida demand the $120K be paid back, either by McCollum himself or his campaign fund. McCollum is running for Governor now and of course wants this scandal to go away as quick as possible.

The Massachusetts elementary school St Paul has refused to accept a little boy because he has 2 mommies. On of the moms says she is accustomed to discrimination because of her being a lesbian of a certain age but did not expect this against her child. The school said her relationship is against the teachings of the catholic church and teachers would not be prepared to answer question about sexuality. How pity is this, 2 days in a row I have to report about kids being the victim of bigots. Just tell children some kids have 2 moms or 2 dads, done. Kids do not care as long as their parents tell them that it is ok. There might be some teasing but that also happens about kids with red hair and fat kids. You do not forbid those people to get kids either.





Gossip, Michael Jackson’s gay lover?/Brit. Murphy’s husband dates her mom, Halle Berry break-up, Real Housewives news

3 05 2010

Jackson’s friend and dermatologist dr Arnold Klein claimed that his former office manager Jason Pfeiffer had a gay relationship with Michael. They were both featured in an interview with Extra during which they talked about this. Michael Jackson being gay is not a surprise but I do not believe he was into Pfeiffer. The guy is huge almost obese and not attractive and we all know at type Michael liked, so this is highly unlikely. They both already got death threats after the interview.

Rumor has it that the husband of the late actress Brittany Murphy is not only living together with but also dating her mother. That would be freaky. They are also shopping around a book-deal about her. It can be crazier though. I just read a 72-year old grandma from Indiana is having a surrogate baby with her grandson!!!

One of the prettiest couples in the world have broken up. Actress Halle Berry and model husband Gabriel Aubrey have ended their 5-year old relationship. Together they have an absolutely gorgeous little girl Nahla. Apparently Halle was getting too old for him!!, Gabriel is 9 years younger. Ouch.

And to end the weekly gossip there is some Real Housewives news. Gretchen from OC was almost in prison for not showing up in court for a face-off with her ex lover  Jay who is suing her for slander. Then Josh Waring, son of Lauri from OC is in prison again. This time not for drug issues but domestic violence. Lauri did such a great job as a mom. And the Countess, from New York has a single out called “Money can’t buy you class” It’s rappy and housy and I unfortunately have to admit it’s so bad I like it. Similar to Kim Zolciak’s Tardy for the Party in that way.