Gossip, Paris Hilton arrested, Mel Gibson, Frasier divorced again, Tiger Woods’ divorce

3 07 2010

I always think it is funny when something bad happens to this moron. She was arrested in Port Elisabeth during the soccer match between Brazil en the Netherlands on allegations of smoking. We won 2-1 and Paris was off the hook because they only saw one of her friends smoking the stuff. The friends were all wearing shirts to support Brazil. Boooo!

The future of Mel Gibson is looking bleaker and bleaker. The loser was heard on a voicemail to his then wife Oksana saying the following.”You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a bunch of n***ers it will be you on fault.” So not only is he homophobic but also anti-Semite and a racist. Jerk, hope he never gets work again.

Kelsey Grammar, aka Frasier is getting a divorce again. His wife of 13 years, former porn star, Camille was fed up and cited irreconcilable differences. Kelsey apparently loved his freedom of living in NY while performing in La Cage aux Folles on Broadway too much. His wife and family never saw him anymore and he barely called. I like his roles and acting but he seems like a real jerk.

Elin Nordegren, the ex-wife of Tiger Woods is getting around 100 million dollars. Tiger is worth 500-600 million, so he does not have to eat any less. In the original prenup she got a lot less but after all he put her though I think she deserves all of it.

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Gossip, Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga, Al Gore raped masseuse??, Prince Albert, Jersey Shore&Gay Pride

24 06 2010

Jerry Seinfeld is pissed at Lady Gaga. She was escorted to his private box at a Yankees’ game and now the former funny man is not amused. He called Gaga a jerk and told media he hates her. He thinks Gaga giving the finger to paparazzi is lame and old-fashioned and he does not like her need for exposure. His latest show, the Marriage Ref, was one of the lamest¬†things ever and even though he was hilarious and great when he was young, now he is getting a little too old and boring. I love Lady Gaga and my boyfriend loves Jerry Seinfeld, curious to see what he thinks of this.

I bet my bf, who is a big Al Gore hater, would love it if this story is true. According to the National Enquirer, he tried to rape a masseuse back in 2006 in Portland, Oregon. Maybe that is why Mr Environmentalist broke up?

When talking about Prince Albert some might think it is about a pierced cock, but this story is about the Prince of Monaco. At 52!! years of age the former playboy, who dated many top models, is finally ready to settle down. He is engaged to Charlene Whitstock, a former Olympic Swimmer from South Africa. She seems great for him, he used to be a fanatic athlete as well.

The Guido’s from the Jersey Shore flexed their abs for the cover of the Gay Pride issue of the Village Voice. They knew it was for the Village voice, except the gay part. Since they did not ask and no one brought it up ¬†they are now the headline for an article about Jersey Guido’s on the down-low(secretly gay). I bet they do not even care as long as they get publicity. The Situation and Snookie were at gay channel Logo’s Awards last week so i bet they are open-minded.

Cyndi Lauper is going to get her own reality show called “the comedy of our lives” featuring Cyndi, her husband of 19 years and their 12-year-old son living on the upper West Side. I think she is a riot and loved her last dance album. She show will be produced by Survivor czar Mark Burnett and I will definitely tune in.