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7 08 2010

The Situation in 15 years

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Gossip, Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga, Al Gore raped masseuse??, Prince Albert, Jersey Shore&Gay Pride

24 06 2010

Jerry Seinfeld is pissed at Lady Gaga. She was escorted to his private box at a Yankees’ game and now the former funny man is not amused. He called Gaga a jerk and told media he hates her. He thinks Gaga giving the finger to paparazzi is lame and old-fashioned and he does not like her need for exposure. His latest show, the Marriage Ref, was one of the lamest things ever and even though he was hilarious and great when he was young, now he is getting a little too old and boring. I love Lady Gaga and my boyfriend loves Jerry Seinfeld, curious to see what he thinks of this.

I bet my bf, who is a big Al Gore hater, would love it if this story is true. According to the National Enquirer, he tried to rape a masseuse back in 2006 in Portland, Oregon. Maybe that is why Mr Environmentalist broke up?

When talking about Prince Albert some might think it is about a pierced cock, but this story is about the Prince of Monaco. At 52!! years of age the former playboy, who dated many top models, is finally ready to settle down. He is engaged to Charlene Whitstock, a former Olympic Swimmer from South Africa. She seems great for him, he used to be a fanatic athlete as well.

The Guido’s from the Jersey Shore flexed their abs for the cover of the Gay Pride issue of the Village Voice. They knew it was for the Village voice, except the gay part. Since they did not ask and no one brought it up  they are now the headline for an article about Jersey Guido’s on the down-low(secretly gay). I bet they do not even care as long as they get publicity. The Situation and Snookie were at gay channel Logo’s Awards last week so i bet they are open-minded.

Cyndi Lauper is going to get her own reality show called “the comedy of our lives” featuring Cyndi, her husband of 19 years and their 12-year-old son living on the upper West Side. I think she is a riot and loved her last dance album. She show will be produced by Survivor czar Mark Burnett and I will definitely tune in.





Gossip, Sex&the City spoiler, Addams’ family flop?, Jersey Shore, Liz Taylor marriage

12 04 2010

The second trailer that was released from the new SATC movie looks pretty damn cool. We see the girls going to Abu Dhabi, Liza Minelli performing, Big and Carrie in a slump and the return of Aiden!!  Curious what will happen there, but Carrie needs Big not Aiden imo. I also do not understand at all why they were filming in the fabulous Marrakech, Morocco and then act like it is in Abu Dhabi?? Will I see the movie though, absolutely!!

The newest blockbuster musical on Broadway opened this weekend. The Addams’ family with Nathan Lane and Bebe Neuwirth. Too horrible reviews. Genuinely ghastly, shameful and half-baked is what three reviews said. Kinda surprising with such a great cast.

The Jersey Shore is shooting the new season of their hit-show in Miami. already they are not being let into club etc because their crew it so big half the club needs to be cleared. I have never seen a single episode but every time I see The Situation in the news, I get a little excited. He is sexy, an idiot but hot nonetheless.

Dame Elizabeth Taylor is engaged again for the gazillioned time and might become a bride for the 9th time. The 78-year old is “madly in love” with Jason Winters, a manager from Janet Jackson and rumored to be gay. I dunno, she seems like a good human being but isn’t she too old and even more sickly for this kinda thing.





Kathy Griffin, Madison Square Garden

21 02 2010

Yesterday my bf and I went to see Kathy at MSG and it was as fun as I hoped and expected. With almost 2 hours on non-stop comedy it was well worth anyone’s money. She talks about all the gossip and TV-shows I love. A great story about Hoarders, the Real Housewives and ripping on Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus, Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin and the guys/girls from The Hills and Jersey Shore. That combined with personal stories about meeting Liza Minelli, New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper  meeting his mom Gloria Vanderbilt and the always great stories about Kathy’s mom Maggie, this was a superb night. Most I laughed in a year, since her last show here.