Gossip, Paula Deen, Real Housewives, Tila Tequila, Kylie in NY

8 06 2010

My favorite TV-chef Paula Deen had a maid that stole her jewelry ,y’all . Her husband Michael filed a report with police that in between august 2009 and may 2010, jewelry and other precious metals were stolen. Michael and Paula caught her in the act and fired her ass immediately. I used to think one of our old maids stole my tranquilizers but I think sometimes I just forgot how many I actually took.

Real Housewife of NY, Jill Zarin has contacted authorities for being harassed. A family from Chicago and Alabama have threatened her after her address was made public on the internet. Jill is pissed and rightly so. This is going way too far. Besides, I like Jill and do not get why everyone seems to hate her now. The season finale broke viewing records so people are into them.

Danielle Staub, from New Jersey, has a sex-tape coming out that she made with an unknown male last year. She is the one that Theresa Guidice called a “prostitution whore,” but maybe it is time for Theresa herself to bring out a sex-tape. The woman is $11 million!!!! in debt. She and her husband make only 80.000 a year but have been spending like Donald Trump. How can that even happen???

Tila Tequila is where she belong, the nut-house. She cut her wrist and showed it to fans and they called an ambulance. A while back she twittered about falling and having a deadly dent in her head and she also faked a pregnancy and talked about suicide before. One less person on Dr Drew’s rehab.

Kylie Minogue was in NY for the AmFAR gala and the next day she went to gay bar Splash to promote her new album and the gays went nuts. Been to Splash with my girlfriends once and liked it there. Would have liked seeing Kylie!!





Gossip, Speidi going nuts, BFF’s Lynne Spears/Real Housewife, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and airports do not get along, Joan Rivers’ movie

17 05 2010

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to have lost it completely now.Heidi called the cops on her mother who came by unannounced. Heidi says that after what her mother did to her on TV(basically telling her the truth about her plastic surgery) she does not wanna see her anymore. She is calling her mom psychotic and wants a restraining order. Meanwhile she is apparently only staring in the mirror the whole day and Spencer stands outside with crystals in his hands and binoculars to see if either his or her family will show up…

There are some new BFF’s in town. Real Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin and Lynne Spears, mom of Britney. They dined together and Lynne wants parenting advice from Jill. Kinda strange for someone writing a book about parenting huh?? Well, Lynne did a bad job and Jill seems like a great and smart mom so it is a wise move.

Crazy eyed Jonathan Rhys Meyers, great in the Tudors, got himself in trouble again with an airline/at an airport. After being arrested at the Dublin airport in 2007 for being drunk and hitting someone at Charles de Gaulle in Paris where he was detained by the French and put into handcuff, this time he drank so much during a United Airlines flight(my favorite airline) that he acted like a giant asshole and is no black-listed by the airline and will never be allowed to fly with the again. Must have been pretty severe then!

My favorite comedienne is Kathy Griffin but a good second is Joan Rivers. I love that crazy foul-mouthed babe and was excited to see that a new documentary about her life called A piece of work will be released in June and it looks fantastic. On Youtube I found a clip.





Gossip, Cynthia Nixon, Barbara Walters,Tom Cruise/Scientology, Bethenny (RHONY) a mom

12 05 2010

Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon’s partner is a very very masculine woman called Christine Marinoni, really short hair, no make-up, men’s clothing etc. In an interview with gay magazine the Advocate she called her girlfriend basically a short man with boobs and that is how she likes them!! Pity for her Selma Green from Big Love is not a real person, haha. Just kidding, I love that there is one for everyone out there.

Leading lady of the View, Barbara Walters(80) is having heart surgery. She shocked the audience this week that she has a faulty heart valve repaired. She will be recovering for 3 months and then back to the View. Hope she will be fine.

Tom Cruise’s “friend” and Scientology leader David Miscagive secretly taped the confession Tom made during his divorcing of Nicole Kidman and showed the tapes to his friends as entertainment. I bet they were super funny. Cruise must be so full of insecurities and self-hate.

Real Housewives from NY, Bethenny Frenkel became the mother of a baby girl this week. The kid, Bryn Hoppy was tiny ( 4 lbs) because Bethenny still wanted to stay “skinny”, I guess. I loathe that bitch so badly. I cannot understand why people seem to be on her side in the fight against Jill Zarin.





Gossip news; TV-shows Rosie and Palin, Sandra Bullock drama, Culture Club reuniting?, Top Chef on tour,

24 03 2010

Both Rosie O’Donnell and Sarah Palin are getting new TV shows. The former Alaska senator gets a reality show on the Discovery Channel (weird choice), basically to get her ready for 2012 elections and Rosie will get a talk show on cable to fill the gap that Oprah leaves in 2011. I would probably watch both. BTW is Palin wearing a wig or weave?? Her hair is starting to look very unnatural.

What a drama Sandra Bullock is in now, from heaven to hell in days. First winning that Oscar and now all this. I am not a big fan so did not blog about this earlier but this story is getting too big to ignore. The stripper that the ex had sex with is allegedly a white supremacist and there are also pictures of Jesse James giving a nazi salute. I understand that people who cheat on their wives go for something totally opposite of what you have, both Elin Nordegren and Bullock seems like such classy nice ladies and then you see their husband fooling around with trash. James’s taste is just sick though.

Boy George told media that he might be reuniting with his 80’s band Culture Club next year. Seems like a great idea, no matter how crazy the Boy is, i do have a soft spot for him and Karma Chameleon is THE song of me and my boyfriend.

Bravo’s Top Chef will be going on tour, starting April 14 and being in New York may 22/23. You get to meet Top Chef contestants/get autographs, sample food and hear all the secret behind the show. Pretty cool.

Bethenny Frenkel from the Real Housewives of NYC celebrated her upcoming wedding with a bridal shower and the only woman from the show showing up was equal fame-whore Alex. I hate Bethenny and am totally team Jill.





Gossip, Lady Gaga and Madonna, Real Housewives news, woman wants divorce from big penis

4 10 2009

It was a  gay men´s wet dream yesterday night at SNL when both Madonna and Lady Gaga were performing in a skit. Is wasn´t very funny but seeing the queen and princess of pop together for the first time is great enough as it is. Lady Gaga also confirmed that her tour with Kanye West will not be canceled but held without him. That´s better period in my opinion.

Some Real Housewives news. First Bethenny Frankel will not stay on the New York Housewives, but will only be on her own spinoff. She apparently also had huge fights with bff Jill Zarin so it might have been forced as well. I never liked Bethenny so I will like the Housewives better and will not watch her spinoff. And Kim Zolciak might have gotten a wedding proposal from her Big Poppa in the last episode of the season. In real time she has already broken up with him and was seen having lunch with Millionaire Matchmaker Patty Stanger, probably looking for a new sugar daddy.

In Taiwan a woman was denied her second request for a divorce from her husband who was too well endowed for her. She has been married to him for 14 years and sex was painful every time for her. The measuring tape did not come out in court because according to them it is all subjective. When both parties want a divorce it is fairly easy in Taiwan but probably the guy wasn´t ready for that yet. I never heard of being to big as a problem, definitely not with asian men.