Gossip/news, Paul the octopus was right, Joan Rivers/Lindsay’s ex Twitter war, Gayken single again, Enrique Iglesias naked?

12 07 2010

Unfortunately Paul, the octopus was right again. He has predicted all the matches for the German team right at this World Cup and also the final between the Netherlands and Spain. Spain won 1-0 after a mediocre played but very tense and exciting final. I think as most dutch people I watched the match at a soccer party/BBQ. It was fun and even though I am not a big soccer fan, I kinda enjoyed watching the final. Now I feel like eating calamari so I would not mind a piece of the fortune-teller. I bet Bobbi Eden, the dutch porn-star is secretly a little happy though, she does not have to blow her 23000 Twitter followers as she promised she would do if Holland won.

There is a Twitter bitch fight going on between Joan Rivers and Samantha Ronson, aka Lindsay Lohan’s ex. Joan made some funny jokes about Lindsay saying “Lindsay does not mind being under oath because she thinks Oath is a Norwegian ski instructor.” “Lindsay is so dumb she thinks being sworn in is cursing at the judge.” Ronson then said Joan’s collagen is older than Lindsay and that she should pick on people her own age.” Leave the funny to Joan, Samantha because you are not.

All fans of singer Clay Aiken should be happy because she is single again. He and his boyfriend of 2 years, Broadway actor Reed Kelly are now going their own way. Looks like Clay cheated. That is a surprise because who in their right mind would have sex with Clay. I would probably pick even Rush Limbaugh over Clay. Gayken has like zero sex appeal. He had a porn star and a Broadway actor. What is next, a hair dresser or a make-up artist??

Enrique Iglesias promised the BBC that if Spain would win the World Cup, he would get drunk and water ski naked in Biscayne Bay. Because that is what they always did when he was a kid. Hope he does it, then he can show if the rumors of him being small endowed are true or not. He is hot regardless.

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Gossip, Speidi going nuts, BFF’s Lynne Spears/Real Housewife, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and airports do not get along, Joan Rivers’ movie

17 05 2010

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag seem to have lost it completely now.Heidi called the cops on her mother who came by unannounced. Heidi says that after what her mother did to her on TV(basically telling her the truth about her plastic surgery) she does not wanna see her anymore. She is calling her mom psychotic and wants a restraining order. Meanwhile she is apparently only staring in the mirror the whole day and Spencer stands outside with crystals in his hands and binoculars to see if either his or her family will show up…

There are some new BFF’s in town. Real Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin and Lynne Spears, mom of Britney. They dined together and Lynne wants parenting advice from Jill. Kinda strange for someone writing a book about parenting huh?? Well, Lynne did a bad job and Jill seems like a great and smart mom so it is a wise move.

Crazy eyed Jonathan Rhys Meyers, great in the Tudors, got himself in trouble again with an airline/at an airport. After being arrested at the Dublin airport in 2007 for being drunk and hitting someone at Charles de Gaulle in Paris where he was detained by the French and put into handcuff, this time he drank so much during a United Airlines flight(my favorite airline) that he acted like a giant asshole and is no black-listed by the airline and will never be allowed to fly with the again. Must have been pretty severe then!

My favorite comedienne is Kathy Griffin but a good second is Joan Rivers. I love that crazy foul-mouthed babe and was excited to see that a new documentary about her life called A piece of work will be released in June and it looks fantastic. On Youtube I found a clip.





Gossip, Larry king,Priscilla Queen of the Desert/Wizard of Oz, Taylor Lautner gay?, Mel Gibson split, Nicole Ritchie/Coco in camel-toe war

18 04 2010

What a fool Larry King is. Fucking with his sister-in-law. And then buying her expensive gifts so his wife can find out. Well, he is a sex-symbol in his own eyes so obviously all women are throwing themselves on him. Now he and his wife say they wanna try to work it out though, if she deserves him.

The movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert is one of my all-time favorites. You can understand my joy with hearing it will come to Broadway as a musical. It has been in the theaters in Sydney and London and is a huge hit there. I also heard they will make a prequel to the movie the Wizard of Oz with Johnny Depp as Scarecrow.I dunno about that idea, that is such an iconic movie.

Rumors about actor Taylor Lautner’s sexuality haven been very strong since he became famous with the movie Twilight. His legions of girl fans are probably not happy to hear that he attended a party of a well-known gay socialite last weekend. The party was almost entirely attended by gay man so he is either a fag hag or…

Mel Gibson portraying that loving religious person that he likes to be is becoming more and more ridiculous. First the anti-semitic tirades, then the cheating on his wife and now he has allegedly already split with his new wife Oksana Grigorieva. They have a 5-month old baby together. Joan Rivers said in a reply that Gibson should just die. Love me some Joan!

Nicole Ritchie and rapper Ice-T’s wife Coco are in a war on Twitter. She typed her friend said that Coco’s famous camel-toe will swallow you up and after Ice and Coco acted a little pissed, Nicole got scared and begged for forgiveness. I like Coco and her camel-toe. It is fun to watch and she is not afraid to show her assets.





Gossip; Betty White’s black humor, Anderson Cooper adopting baby?, no Alex & Simon on housewives, model offers to give cop blow job

5 02 2010

I love an old chick with very dark humor, like Joan Rivers or Betty White. Betty sent the other  remaining Golden Girl, Rue McClanahan who suffered a stroke a very nice gift. Flowers with a card reading: ” I hope you die, so I will be the last Golden Girl” Rue apparently loved it and it lifted her spirits.

The Enquirer had an article about Anderson adopting a baby from Haiti with his new boyfriend after visiting the area right after the disaster. Anderson tweeted Andy Towle who has his own blog that there was no truth to the story. I know for a fact both men know each other because they both go to the same gym as me, David Barton in New York.

The Real Housewives of NYC are gonna miss their most annoying couple. Alex & Simon. Apparently Simon thought he was a housewife himself and wanted more money, but because viewers dislike them, Bravo just canned their asses. I kinda liked to watch them because they were so ridiculous.

A famous male model, 21-year old Nick Snider, one of the highest earning models of the previous years was arrested for drunk behavior in Arkansas and to get out of his arrest he offered to give the cop a blow-job. Later on he tried to do the same with a different officer. Unfortunately for him they were not up for it. What a buffoon.





Joan Rivers treated like a terrorist

6 01 2010

Joan was on vacation in Costa Rica and wanted to fly back to the U.S and was bumped of her flight for security reason because the gate agent found her name in there, Joan Rosenberg aka Joan Rivers, fishy. Joan wrote of her experience. ” If I were going to make up an alias I would have picked something else than Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt. Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb. I tried tears, that did not work. I tried reasoning. I said: “I am gonna get a heart attack over this and then the women called for a paramedic.” Even the fact she was signing autographs before take off did not help. She had to stay an extra night in Costa Rica and went back the next day. I totally understand her being pissed, that is just ridiculous.





Gossip; Justin too hot for Turkey, Lindsay Lohan being funny or delusional

8 09 2009

The sexy clip of Justin Timberlake and Ciara for their single ” Love, Sex, Magic” is deemed to hot for Turkish TV. The ethics board from Turkey deems it harmful for children growing up and bad for morality in general. I think the clip is fine for all hours but definitely for after 9 pm. Pretty outdated their in Turkey.

Lindsay Lohan was either being really funny and able to make fun of herself or very delusional for wearing a “just say not to drugs” t-shirt. It’s like Madonna wearing an “I’m into older guys” t-shirt. Or Joan Rivers with a “just say no to plastic surgery blouse” Or Kirstie Alley with an……

The widower of British reality star Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, is back in trouble again. This good looks like such a sweet guy, nice brown eyes, a little feminine, skinny. But looks can fool. First he was sentenced for attacking a teenager with a golf-club, then  for assaulting a taxi-driver. A sentence that caused him to miss many precious moments with his then terminally ill wife and now he is being held into custody for rape. To think that if he would have played his cards right he could be one of Britain’s most treasured widowers. 

In my favorite potty-mouthed comedians book, Kathy Griffin talks about some plastic surgery and diet dramas in her life. As people that know her from earlier times can tell, she clearly had a nose job. She also had liposuction though that nearly caused her to die after complications. She also used extreme diet pills that are basically just speed. That reminded me of the TrimSpa stuff that Anna Nicole sponsored. I have always been fairly lean(still am( but for a while 5 years back I felt like 5 pounds to heavy so I used Trimspa for a month or so. That certainly had some energizer in it as well, I was really jittery from it and could not sleep well. After I stopped taking it my whole metabolism was out of wack for 6 weeks or so and I gained 15 pounds in that time. Thanks god eventually things got back to normal but that says something about those products.





Gossip; Joan Rivers “au natural”, Kirstie Alley, pregnant Celine

19 08 2009

Oscar winner for Milk, Sean Penn and his wife since 1999, Robin Wright Penn are getting a divorce. They filed for divorce twice before and then cancelled that the last minute, but now it seems serious. They have 2 kids together. Pity they made such an attractive couple.

Celine Dion is pregnant again. The 41-year old Canadian singer is expecting her second child. Her first son was born in 2001. Her husband is already 67, so more like a grandfather. I have never been a fan of Celine’s personality but she does have a good voice. And selling out Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas like she did for 5 years is really phenomenal.

Brett Favre is making another comeback. He retired twice now and is 39 but he will play for the Vikings this year. (S)he really is a drama-queen. Constantly weeping goodbye’s to the American Football world and then coming back the next season. He is hot but his antics are a bit sad.

Joan Rivers has a new toyboy. The much younger Norm Zada is the owner of an adult magazine dedicated to “au natural” women. Pretty ironic that he is dating not so natural Joan. She is fabulous though and deserves a nice man!

And Kirstie Alley urges people through her Twitter to harass an employee of the National Enquirer. She gave away the woman’s phone number and name, calling it fair game. What happened was a cover of Kirstie on the magazine saying, “only 4 years to live. The deadly disease that is killing her.” Apparently her 87- year old father called her up afraid this was the truth. I think Kirstie is right in calling this fair game, the Enquirer has no right to do things like this.