Why gays should never get married

5 09 2010

According to Jackie Beat.

Listen up gays! I know you want to get married, but I’m sorry, it just ain’t gonna happen! Although I appreciate your predicament, let me explain something to you. The institution of marriage is sacred because the union between a man and a woman is a miraculous and amazing thing. Some things are so rare and beautiful that they must be placed on a pedestal and given unquestioned respect and reverance by society. Sex between a man and a woman is one of those things. I mean, have you ever heard of a heterosexual couple doing it in the back of a limo on prom night, crudely videotaping their lovemaking or inviting complete strangers to join them in the bedroom? No, of course not! Have you ever heard of a man forcing himself on a woman who has clearly said “no” or a female teacher having sex with one of her 14 year-old male students? Cases like these are simply unheard of. Why? Because, unlike you and your gay partner, God is present within each heterosexual relationship. And that is why you will never hear horror strories such as a man killing his pregnant wife on Christmas Eve and dumping her headless body and that of their unborn son into the San Francisco bay. It just doesn’t happen.

If you need further proof that “normal” straight marriage is sacred, all one has to do is look to the stars. No, not the heavenly stars above — the trend-setting stars in Hollywood. Take for instance the female performer Jennifer Lopez. Her marriage to the male pop singer Marc Anthony is a glorious thing in God’s eyes. So was her first marriage to Ojani Noa. And her second to Cris Judd. And I’m sure God will smile upon her next marriage, too. And who could watch five minutes of “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic” or “John & Kate Plus Eight” or “The Bachelor” and not see the quiet dignity of marriage? And the vagina-sporting actress Renee Zellweger’s marriage to the penis-equipped country singer Kenny Chesney is also a golden example. So are Woody Allen and his one-time adopted daughter and now wife Soon-Yi. As are Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall II, who was 60 years her senior. Want even more evidence? How about one of my all-time favorite married couples — film director Peter Bogdanovich and Louise Hoogstratten — who is not only 29 years younger than him, but had plastic surgery to look more like her sister, doomed Playboy centerfold Dorothy Stratten, with whom Bogdanovich had an affair before her enraged husband blew her brains out with a shot gun and sodomized her dead body. Add to this all the green card marriages, mail-order brides, reality show love connections, Mormon polygamists and women who marry serial killers on death row and the argument is settled once and for all. Can’t you just hear the birds singing while God nods with approval? So you see, this is why you as a defective homosexual cannot get married. It’s just not right. Not when you step back, take a good look at marriage and realize just how sacred it really is.

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Gossip; Kanye hate, Paula Deen/Kate Gosselin-show, Burt Reynolds in rehab

17 09 2009

Everybody seems to hate Kanye West after his idiotic display at the VMA’s the past weekend. Pink, Katy Perry, 50 Cent, John Mayer have all used their Twitter to diss him, but now even President Obama pitched in. He called West a “jackass”  just before his interview with CNBC started, but they do have it on record for everyone to hear!

Kate Gosselin and Paula Deen are apparently in talks to have their own talk show. The women will talk about beauty, gossip and health in a show based upon the website Mom Logic. The same media group behind Ellen and Tyra is behind this, so it seems serious.  Kinda mixed feeling about this, I love Food Network Queen Paula but really dislike Kate Gosselin. 

Burt Reynold is in rehab for an addiction to painkillers. He had back surgery a while back and noticed after a while he could not do without them. I personally think that in the U.S people have to easy access to heavy painkillers and that’s why so many people over there are addicted to then. When I had extreme tooth pain a few months back, the only thing I got was Tylenol and Advil. Me and my bf cursed the people out over here for not giving anything stronger but the good thing about it is, you never hear of anybody over here being addicted to painkillers.





Gossip; Caster Semenya intersex with testes, Kathy Griffin and Jodie Foster

11 09 2009

World Champion on the women’s 800m athletics, Caster Semenya did not cheat with hormones but she does have a medical issue. She is intersex, has no uterus, no ovaries but internal male testes that produce the high levels of testosterone. Because this is not considered cheating, she can keep her gold medal but the number 2 gets one as well. No word yet if she can keep competing.

Kathy Griffin showed both her serious and her funny side in some interviews this week while promoting her new autobiography. I knew Kathy had a troubled brother , but she now tells everyone how trouble he was. He was a drug addict pedophile that died in prison in the arms of their mother. Wow that sure is personal. In Jimmy Kimmel’s show she did a hilarious spoof on Jon&Kate+8 called Kate is enough together with Star Trek’s George Takei as Jon Gosselin. Check it out on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1gqLERzk_w

Jodie Foster got a “cookie of her own dough” as they say in the Netherlands. After dumping her girlfriend Cydney ( the two had kids together and a really long relationship) for someone younger and hotter, she got dumped herself for a younger and hotter creature. And an ex of Lindsay Lohan!! That must hurt for Jodie.