Jordan’s(Katie Price) new single

17 07 2010

So bad I actually kinda like it.

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Gossip, porn star gives free blow jobs for Holland, Real Housewife almost let kids drown

9 07 2010

Porn Star Bobbi Eden, who every week writes a very amusing column in a dutch weekly magazine promised something quite special to her fans. She has 49.000 of them on Twitter and she and some fellow porn stars are giving out free blow jobs if the Netherlands wins the World Cup this coming sunday. That is some patriotic shit.

Real Housewife of Orange County Alexis Bellino and husband Jim(the religious ones) almost let their children drown. Alexis and Jim were off doing other things while the stroller with the 2 toddlers rolled into a pool in Newport Beach at the 4th of July. A lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with 1 kid in it and Jim jumped in to save the other one. What great parents!!

Caster Semenya, the South African athlete, who became World Champion on the 800 meters last year is cleared to race again. She has been the subject of gender identity tests for a year and negotiations about her between her lawyers and  the IAAF took 1 months. Pretty ridiculously long imo. Good for her she can run again though.

Whoopi Goldberg will star in the musical Sister Act produced by her and dutch musical giant Joop Van den Ende this summer. First in august it will be in London’s West End and then later in the Netherlands, Germany and the U.S . Should be fun to watch.

Katie Price, aka Jordan, got married for the second time this weekend to pro-wrestler and drag queen Alex Reid ,aka Roxanne. She was married before in a super lavish over-the-top ceremony back in 2o05 to singer Peter Andre. This wedding was more low-key but turned into a chaotic mess when a fight erupted between Jordan’s bodyguards and paparazzi. I like Katie but this marriage is destined to end in a chaotic mess as well.





Gossip; Katie Price 4th autobiography in 5y boycotted,Anna Nicole involved in murder plot??, Liz Taylor heart surgery

7 10 2009

Katie Price, aka Jordan has written 4 autobiographies in 5 years and the British bookstores are fed-up and wanna boycott the release of her newest one. I think they are stupid because people still buy the books and the customer is king. I only read the first and it was a good read but even I think 4 in 5 is a little ridiculous. Has anybody ever written that many period? According to some tabloid her new bf, a macho cagefighter, is a secret cross-dresser under the name Roxanne. Time for bio 6!

According to FBI reports authorities had reason to believe Anna Nicole Smith was involved in a plot to kill the son of her beloved sugar papa Howard Marshall III. The son, Pierce Marshall was in a big battle with Anna over the multi-million dollar fortune of Howard. In 2001 the FBI close to case because they believed there was not enough reason to investigate further. Anna always denied and I don’t really see Anna seriously wanting to kill someone either, but maybe sending a naked Kimmie or Bobby Trendy over would have done the trick.

Liz Taylor used her Twitter(how youthful of her) to tell her fans that she will undergo heart surgery to repair a leaking valve through a clip device and without open heart surgery. An uncle of mine had 7 operations on leaking valves unfortunately back then there was no clip device, he survived 6 of them but not the 7th. This all happened during my puberty and we were all very close, so this was something that made a huge impact on me back then. Hope Liz is luckier, that woman has been through so much and still survives all, so I hope and think this will go ok as well.





Gossip, Madonna, Jordan, Susan Boyle, Bon Jovi, Belgian baby dies after coke

29 09 2009

Madonna is apparently getting hitched to her boyfriend Baby Jesus in a lavish Kabbalah ceremony. Madonna thinks he is soo sweet and checks in on her all the time. He thinks she is so fantastic and well-rounded. And he accepts her self-involvement as well. I think and hope it´s just a rumor. I would definitely lose respect for her if she marries him, just to make herself look younger. Sad

Footballer Dwight Yorke has a book coming out and now after 7 years of wanting nothing to do with his baby with Katie Price, aka Jordan now he apparently wants to be the full-time father. He is mad that Jordan keeps referring to ex Peter Andre as the baby’s  dad. What an ass that Dwight, Katie has been such a great mom for little Harvey who is severely autistic and now all of a sudden he wants to be a father, WTF.

Susan Boyle might have a very interesting singing partner soon. John Bon Jovi wants to duet with her, he thinks she is fantastic! Wow, Susan turns into a real rock chick. First covering a Rolling Stone hit and now this. I would love to see this duo together.

A Belgian baby, a 22 month year old girl, died this weekend after her mother, a drug addict, had methadone and coke lying around the house and the baby ingested it. The mother was a known case with police forces because of her addiction. So tragic!





Showbizz and sports news

13 07 2009

Michael Jackson’s dermatologist Klein has refused in the past to turn over Jackson’s medical records to authorities. Right now he hasn’t given up all records either. Sounds fishy to me. And Latoya Jackson thinks her brother is killed.

Joan Rivers was one of the first famous comedians to make a joke about Jackson after he passed away. She said that now it was safe for her grandson to walk over the streets alone again. Some say it’s too soon but I think a comedian can get away with almost anything.

Duncan James, actor and singer from the boy band Blue came out of the closet as bisexual this weekend. He is really popular in Britain and because I keep up-to-date with all the British tabloids I have seen him in there and on TV multiple times. He is really, really hot so good for him to keep all options open!!

Katy Price aka Jordan, glamour model, talk show-host, reality star, singer and author(wow that is a whole list) is one of Britain’s richest self made business woman. She made 40 million mostly with her books and endorsement deals. I love her style, very over the top and she seems like a great person.I was sad to hear her marriage with former teen heartthrob Peter Andre broke up after 3.5 years. Now she told the media she had a miscarriage just weeks before they split up. It would have been her 4thchild and the third with Peter Andre. The way she deals with her first child that is both mentally and physically handicapped is really a great example.

Dutch world champion gymnastics from the Netherlands nicknamed Lord of the Rings was tested positive for cocaine use at the dutch championships. He had used it a couple days before the tournament at a party. Sounds very similar to Martina Hingis who tested positive on cocaine use during Wimbledon in 2007. She denied even taking it(the blood showed a very very small amount) and said she must have gotten it inside her somehow at a party . She was banned from the WTATour. I believe both of them, because why would you use cocaine for sports like this. It needs a very high skilled technique so being coked up is not an advantage at all.