Gossip; Britney mother of the year, Balloon Boy hoax, Leona Lewis punched

18 10 2009

At a recent poll in the UK Britney Spears came out as Mother of the Year, seriously. I thought it as a joke but bizarrely enough it wasn’t. So if you almost drop you baby, go crazy, do drugs, smoke right next to your children and have a few dead-beat partners you might become mother of the year as well!! Kerry Katona was mother of the year as well a while back in Britain, so the competition is very stiff.

Is anybody still believing that the “Balloon Boy” family did NOT make this up. The boy basically admitted it on live TV,had to puke from all the nerves about lying and the parents are big fame-whores who want their own reality show. And have been on other TV shows. I think it is funny though that so many Americans with no lives of their own were watching this on TV for hours. Yesterday the dad wanted to give an emergency press conference, the emergency being that he will put a cardboard box outside for people to give them ideas and talk to them. WTF. 

Poor Leona Lewis. The X-factor winner in England and star over the whole world had a book-signing in London and a man waited 5 hours in line to punch her really hard in the face. How freaky! The most likely reason is that the man is a former contestant of the same show, was rejected and is incredibly jealous of Leona. And he is a nut. Luckily he is being held in a psychiatric institution right now.

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Gossip; Shauna Sand sex-tape, Karl Lagerfeld hates fatties, some luck for Kerry Katona, and Boyzone singer chokes on own vomit

13 10 2009

Shauna Sand, playmate and ex of Lorenzo Lamas and aka Empress of Lucite has a sex-tape coming out. According to her it was all by mistake but others say it was to gain publicity. And we all know that a woman who always walks on see-through hooker heels likes her press. She has two kids under 14 who I feel really sorry for.

Karl Lagerfeld had this to say about the ongoing debate on size-zero models. “No one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is all about dreams and illusion” I think he is right, models need to be skinny!.

After a string of bad publicity and drug-fueled actions, British train-wreck Kerry Katona finally had a little luck. A while ago she was arrested for beating the shit out of her accountant, who she blamed for squandering all her money. But police have decided to not to press charges against her. This woman does not need jail but mental help!

The most likely cause of death for Boyzone singer Stephen Gately is choking in his own vomit!. He had been drinking to excess in a club until 6 am, went to bed and choked while asleep. There is a third mystery man,Giorgio , that went to the apartment with Gately and his boyfriend, but the police does not suspect foul-play. UPDATE: According to autopsy he died of natural causes as a result of pulmonary edema.





Gossip; Kerry katona suicide threats, Scissor Sister in dirty Berlin and women prefer water over sex

31 08 2009

Kerry Katona has threatened to kill herself after a tumultuous week in which her step-sister talked about her drug-abused nose troubles and Kerry ended up in jail for 8 hours after hurling tea at her accountant. She sobbed so hard her kids woke up and her husband took her to a remote hotel to calm down. I think this woman needs some serious mental help and rehab. Otherwise I see a real suicide happening soon.

Jake Shears from the Scissor Sisters, a fantastic flamboyant U.S. band that has had number 1 hits in both the U.K and the Netherlands, talks about their new album in Q magazine. He fell in love with dance music again while being in Berlin for three months, took a lot of drugs and visited the most outrageous sex-parties. Can’t wait now for their album and I have to agree with Jake. If there is one city in the world sleazy and debaucherous it’s Berlin. And I mean that in a positive way!!

Women prefer water over sex!!. According to a survey in a women’s magazine about their priorities, sleep, healthy eating, exercise, minimized stress, relaxation and drinking enough water were more important for their well-being then having a good sex life. I guess there were not a lot of Samantha Jones types  in the survey.





Great Gossip today; grossest story in months, Real Housewives drama and Martina Navratilova’s girlfriend’s freaky past

27 08 2009

British train-wreck Kerry Katona is back in the news, not just because she was arrested and in jail for alleged assault on a man and criminal damage this week but with a really barf-inducing story. Hope you did not just eat!! According to her  step-sister her nose is rotting away. In the Daily Mail she says last year she saw her sister pulling out a piece of her septum with a tweezer that looked like the fatty piece of bacon. Kerry told her rotten black stuff built up inside as well and she has to remove it every few weeks. The hole is now through both sides so she can put the end of her glasses through it. Yuck, yuck!!!

Tennis star Martina Navratilova has a new girlfriend and that woman has a very interesting past. The woman, Julia, is a former Miss Soviet Union(the last one). In 2005 Julia’s ex lover was murdered by his then girlfriend  Cecile Brossard while having s&m-sex. Julia and the man previously had a baby that died after 5 months of internal injuries. That was just days after Julia hired a Bulgarian nanny who mysteriously disappeared shortly after that. Cecile Brossard called Julia back in 2004 saying she knew what happened to the baby. Wow, this story is like a Agatha Christie book. Hope she and Martina can make each other happy though.

A lot of Real Housewives of Orange County drama this week.  Gretchen who claimed at the reunion show that her sugar daddy(or grandpa) Jeff had not left her millions of dollars has lied a little. He left her $2.5 million!!!  And Jeff”s other multiple ex- wives or fuming that she got so much. Gretchen now is dating Jo’s ex Slade Smiley. Meanwhile 2 housewives lost their homes. I reported earlier that leather handbag face Lynne Curtis was close to losing her house and she did. apparently her marriage is about over as well now. And my favorite housewife Tamra’s house has been going on short sale meaning the bank must agree to take less then the amount borrowed for the house. According to sources Tamra and family lived above their means for years, her being a part-time Realtor and her husband Simon a car salesman. Luckily Bravo is there right now to film it all!!!





Gossip; Michael Phelps, drugs, Kerry Katona, Amy Winehouse

17 08 2009

Michael Phelps may not have caused the accident he was involved in last week but he will be cited for driving with an invalid license. He also admitted to the police that he had a beer 1.5 hours before the crash but they did not give him a breathalyser. I think he got really really lucky there.

Amy Winehouse and her Blake might get back together. They have phoned each other and think they can make a new start now that both of them are sober. I think it would be a horrible idea. Luckily Blake is still in rehab so they can’t get together right away.

British trainwreck Kerry Katona is in real trouble now after News of the World showed pictures/a clip of her doing a line of coke in her own bathroom. Apparently this happened after a 4 days booze binge and only hours after she picked up her kids. The fact that she wants to do drugs is her own decision but doing them in attendance of her kids is a different story.  Child services should get their gear into action.





Gossip

10 08 2009

This year on American Idol there will be guest judges to will the void left by Paula Abdul. The first one was Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice. According to reports she tried to be nice and came off cool and icy. I am surprised by that because always when i hear her she seems funny and she was really great on Project Runway as a judge. Paula meanwhile has been tipped as a judge for Dancing with the Stars.

British train wreck Kerry Katona seems to get into more trouble all the time. Her new show on MTV is a flop and after having liposuction last year and looking all slimmed down, now she gained at least 20 pounds back. She is also a rumored pill-popper, alcoholic and druggie. Her marriage is in trouble as well it seems. I read her autobiography once and you have to feel sorry for her. She is bi-polar, had an abusive step dad, a mother that introduced her to speed and other drugs and she was a stripper. The fact that she made it into a successful girl band, was married to a famous boy bander and was able to win “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” is surprisingly enough. Hope she will have some better times again soon.

Another day another person trying to cash in on Michael Jackson’s fame and money. Actor Mark Lester, who was a friend of Jackson, was asked around the time Paris was born to donate sperm for Michael. His daughter and Paris Jackson look a bit alike and that’s why he thinks he might be her dad. I call bullshit on this one.

And Queen Latifah seems to finally be ready to come out of the closet. The world famous actress and singer was spotted at the hottest lesbian party in New York twice in a row accompanied by sizzling ladies. She has so far said that people thinking she is gay does not bother her, but never acknowledged she was a lesbian. I think it would be great for the African American community if she would come out soon.