After a pee-bag for woman, now a poop-bag for all

6 03 2010

A while ago there was the invention of a pee-bag for ladies, but now there is something for both genders. The Peepoo. It is a biological disposable plastic bag that can be used for one-time emergency situations. It has crystals in it that kill viruses, bacteria and parasites and later on the bag can be used as compost for gardens!! A swedish entrepeneur invented this after seeing people in Kenya use plastic bags to poop in and then just throw it away. They call it a helicopter toilet. Ideal for Kirstie Alley so she does not have to use her kids diapers anymore for her emergency toilet problems.

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Gossip; Jordan already divorcing after 4 days? Housewife Tamra already a new man, Kirstie’s new show, Perez calls Levi doughy

9 02 2010

Apparently already 4 days after marrying, her cage fighter/drag queen Alex Reid aka Roxanne is already thinking about divorcing Jordan. I love Jordan but this marriage seems like a huge mistake. They have only been together for short while and have broken up before as well. Maybe they wanna be the next Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra or Britney and wanna be married less than a week.

Real Housewives’ Tamra Barney already seems to be having a new man. Her ex husband Simon’s  best friend Eddy. Simon saw them together in Vegas holding hands and dropped to his knees from the shock. Those trashy bitches are just so entertaining. I have caught up on episodes from when he was in the Netherlands the last few days and all of them are so lovely fucked up. Horrible mother and pilled up Lynne, slutty/bitchy Tamra, fun/slutty Gretchen, horrible Alexis and crazy Vicky. What a bunch!

Kirstie Alley will have her own reality show on A&E and it will be about her losing weight and her “interesting” life in general. I will probably watch an episode or 2. She can never do wrong for me after reading in her autobiography that she once needed to take a dump while driving,  took a diaper from her kids and did it in there!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black. Perez Hilton’s reaction to the cover of Playgirl magazine with Levi Johnston, saying that Levi was a little doughy for his taste. That coming from such a blubbery pudding is just ridiculous.





Gossip; Justin/Jessica break up, Kimmel/Silverman sex-tape, reason Polanski arrest

1 10 2009

There are a lot of rumors going around the blogosphere that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are about to break up or already have. TMZ shot a picture of them hand in hand and denies the break but others claim Justin got a little dirty with Rihanna a short while ago. Jessica Biel is hot but she seems kinda dull, so Justin can probably get someone better. He is not super good-looking but has a hot body, is pretty funny and rich!!

Another rumor is one that might make you a little nauseous. There is a reported sex tape surfacing around from Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman getting it on at a resort on vacation a few years back. It lasts 15 minutes and sees them bumping titties and doing it missionary style. Their publicists deny, but they always do. I hope they are right!

And everybody talks about Roman Polanski and his arrest in Switzerland for the rape of a 13-year-old girl back in 1977. Kirstie Alley thinks the rapist should go to jail and Woopie Goldberg says is wasn’t rape. I wasn’t there so I don’t know if it was really rape or not, but it definitely was sex with a minor. Even though I think he should have been/be punished for this, I totally don’t understand it happening right now. I read somewhere it’s a ploy from the Switzerland to get the U.S to help them get 2 Swiss journalists out of Libya. Maybe with the help of Clinton again?? ‘This sounds like an unfair but very reasonable explanation.





Gossip; Justin too hot for Turkey, Lindsay Lohan being funny or delusional

8 09 2009

The sexy clip of Justin Timberlake and Ciara for their single ” Love, Sex, Magic” is deemed to hot for Turkish TV. The ethics board from Turkey deems it harmful for children growing up and bad for morality in general. I think the clip is fine for all hours but definitely for after 9 pm. Pretty outdated their in Turkey.

Lindsay Lohan was either being really funny and able to make fun of herself or very delusional for wearing a “just say not to drugs” t-shirt. It’s like Madonna wearing an “I’m into older guys” t-shirt. Or Joan Rivers with a “just say no to plastic surgery blouse” Or Kirstie Alley with an……

The widower of British reality star Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, is back in trouble again. This good looks like such a sweet guy, nice brown eyes, a little feminine, skinny. But looks can fool. First he was sentenced for attacking a teenager with a golf-club, then  for assaulting a taxi-driver. A sentence that caused him to miss many precious moments with his then terminally ill wife and now he is being held into custody for rape. To think that if he would have played his cards right he could be one of Britain’s most treasured widowers. 

In my favorite potty-mouthed comedians book, Kathy Griffin talks about some plastic surgery and diet dramas in her life. As people that know her from earlier times can tell, she clearly had a nose job. She also had liposuction though that nearly caused her to die after complications. She also used extreme diet pills that are basically just speed. That reminded me of the TrimSpa stuff that Anna Nicole sponsored. I have always been fairly lean(still am( but for a while 5 years back I felt like 5 pounds to heavy so I used Trimspa for a month or so. That certainly had some energizer in it as well, I was really jittery from it and could not sleep well. After I stopped taking it my whole metabolism was out of wack for 6 weeks or so and I gained 15 pounds in that time. Thanks god eventually things got back to normal but that says something about those products.





Gossip; Joan Rivers “au natural”, Kirstie Alley, pregnant Celine

19 08 2009

Oscar winner for Milk, Sean Penn and his wife since 1999, Robin Wright Penn are getting a divorce. They filed for divorce twice before and then cancelled that the last minute, but now it seems serious. They have 2 kids together. Pity they made such an attractive couple.

Celine Dion is pregnant again. The 41-year old Canadian singer is expecting her second child. Her first son was born in 2001. Her husband is already 67, so more like a grandfather. I have never been a fan of Celine’s personality but she does have a good voice. And selling out Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas like she did for 5 years is really phenomenal.

Brett Favre is making another comeback. He retired twice now and is 39 but he will play for the Vikings this year. (S)he really is a drama-queen. Constantly weeping goodbye’s to the American Football world and then coming back the next season. He is hot but his antics are a bit sad.

Joan Rivers has a new toyboy. The much younger Norm Zada is the owner of an adult magazine dedicated to “au natural” women. Pretty ironic that he is dating not so natural Joan. She is fabulous though and deserves a nice man!

And Kirstie Alley urges people through her Twitter to harass an employee of the National Enquirer. She gave away the woman’s phone number and name, calling it fair game. What happened was a cover of Kirstie on the magazine saying, “only 4 years to live. The deadly disease that is killing her.” Apparently her 87- year old father called her up afraid this was the truth. I think Kirstie is right in calling this fair game, the Enquirer has no right to do things like this.





Gossip

3 07 2009

Abba might make a comeback to fill the 50 concerts Michael Jackson had planned in London’s O2 Arena. Wow that would be so cool, but I think this will just be a rumor.

As I already expected and mentioned in an earlier blog post, Debbie Rowe is gonna try and file for custody of the 2 oldest kids. Money talks.

Neil Patrick Harris is expected to host the Emmy;s. That would be awesome, he did such a great job at the Tony’s. He is such a good role model for the gay community. Funny, hot and intelligent.

Kevin Federline(former mister Britney) turned from K-Fed to K-Fat, gaining 85 pounds!!! Wow, I knew had gained a lot but this… Maybe he should date Kirstie Alley now.

And poor little Gary Coleman had to endure some domestic violence, his wife was arrested for it. Most surprising is that he has a wife!!





Gossip

18 06 2009

 

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Kirstie Alley is so much more fun for the gossip magazines( and readers) when she is fat. She was in them every week when she was over 200 pounds but when she was a normal weight, she was barely seen there. Now she is huge again and back in the spotlight. Maybe she does it on purpose, being normal just doesn’t generate enough publicity.

 

Marc Jacobs is getting married (or it already happened) in Provincetown. When I read this I instantly wanted to go back there. For those of you who haven;t been there, go!! It;s the ultimate destination for gays; nice weather, pretty nature, great food and entertainment and awesome little art shops. Can’t wait to go back there!!

David Letterman loses sponsors over joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter. Sarah Palin gets all upset and basically calls Letterman an old perv for making a joke like that. She should have giving her daughter better sex education herself and no jokes would have been made. Abstinence isn’t working for her own daughter so why for others??