Great Gossip today; grossest story in months, Real Housewives drama and Martina Navratilova’s girlfriend’s freaky past

27 08 2009

British train-wreck Kerry Katona is back in the news, not just because she was arrested and in jail for alleged assault on a man and criminal damage this week but with a really barf-inducing story. Hope you did not just eat!! According to her  step-sister her nose is rotting away. In the Daily Mail she says last year she saw her sister pulling out a piece of her septum with a tweezer that looked like the fatty piece of bacon. Kerry told her rotten black stuff built up inside as well and she has to remove it every few weeks. The hole is now through both sides so she can put the end of her glasses through it. Yuck, yuck!!!

Tennis star Martina Navratilova has a new girlfriend and that woman has a very interesting past. The woman, Julia, is a former Miss Soviet Union(the last one). In 2005 Julia’s ex lover was murdered by his then girlfriend  Cecile Brossard while having s&m-sex. Julia and the man previously had a baby that died after 5 months of internal injuries. That was just days after Julia hired a Bulgarian nanny who mysteriously disappeared shortly after that. Cecile Brossard called Julia back in 2004 saying she knew what happened to the baby. Wow, this story is like a Agatha Christie book. Hope she and Martina can make each other happy though.

A lot of Real Housewives of Orange County drama this week.  Gretchen who claimed at the reunion show that her sugar daddy(or grandpa) Jeff had not left her millions of dollars has lied a little. He left her $2.5 million!!!  And Jeff”s other multiple ex- wives or fuming that she got so much. Gretchen now is dating Jo’s ex Slade Smiley. Meanwhile 2 housewives lost their homes. I reported earlier that leather handbag face Lynne Curtis was close to losing her house and she did. apparently her marriage is about over as well now. And my favorite housewife Tamra’s house has been going on short sale meaning the bank must agree to take less then the amount borrowed for the house. According to sources Tamra and family lived above their means for years, her being a part-time Realtor and her husband Simon a car salesman. Luckily Bravo is there right now to film it all!!!

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Gossip: DJ beaten up, McSteamy nude/drug tape, Anna Nicole Smith

18 08 2009

I personally love the Pet Shop Boys but apparently some men in Israel do not. A Dj started playing a song from the Pet Shop Boys at a Bedouin wedding after initially just having played Arabic tunes. The sight of their women dancing to western music made some men so angry that they beat up the DJ. How ridiculous is that?

Dr. McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy, Erik Dane, has a nude tape out with his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. They talk in the tape about what their porn names would be, they have cocaine and Gayheart has a crack pipe in her hand. The tape was apparently stolen by former country star turned crazy druggie Mandy Mccready who lived with Peniche after their stint in Celebrity Rehab. I saw it and can only say, wow!!

A Vegas escort agency is handing out flyers promising sex for $25 with a woman named Mandy. The real naked woman on the flyer though is no Mandy but the late Anna Nicole Smith and her reps are obviously not happy with this total lack of taste. 

Some real Housewives of Orange County drama the last few days. First there was the arrest of Matt Keough ,ex husband of Jeana. He is a former baseball star turned crazy and dead-beat dad. Matt rolled a stop sign and did not wanna halt for the police until he was home. He was taken into custody after failing a breathalyzer test. He had a previous DUI in 2005 and was in jail in 2008 after violating his probation.

And then pea-sized brain Lynne Curtis and her man( last years newest edition the the Housewives) received a 3-day notification of eviction from their Laguna Beach house. The couple owns the home owner $10.000 security deposit, late fees and other expenses. and their real-estate agent said they never even forked over the commission fee for the house. Lynne probably just forgot because she is so high on downers all the time.