Mel Gibson and Dora the Explorer

27 07 2010

Funny.





Gossip, Paris Hilton arrested, Mel Gibson, Frasier divorced again, Tiger Woods’ divorce

3 07 2010

I always think it is funny when something bad happens to this moron. She was arrested in Port Elisabeth during the soccer match between Brazil en the Netherlands on allegations of smoking. We won 2-1 and Paris was off the hook because they only saw one of her friends smoking the stuff. The friends were all wearing shirts to support Brazil. Boooo!

The future of Mel Gibson is looking bleaker and bleaker. The loser was heard on a voicemail to his then wife Oksana saying the following.”You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a bunch of n***ers it will be you on fault.” So not only is he homophobic but also anti-Semite and a racist. Jerk, hope he never gets work again.

Kelsey Grammar, aka Frasier is getting a divorce again. His wife of 13 years, former porn star, Camille was fed up and cited irreconcilable differences. Kelsey apparently loved his freedom of living in NY while performing in La Cage aux Folles on Broadway too much. His wife and family never saw him anymore and he barely called. I like his roles and acting but he seems like a real jerk.

Elin Nordegren, the ex-wife of Tiger Woods is getting around 100 million dollars. Tiger is worth 500-600 million, so he does not have to eat any less. In the original prenup she got a lot less but after all he put her though I think she deserves all of it.





Gossip, Capriati overdose ,Melrose place star in trouble. Mel Gibson

29 06 2010

I heard the sad news yesterday that former tennis star Jennifer Capriati ended up in the hospital after an overdose. The former olympic gold medalist and 3 time Grand slam winner used too many prescription drugs according to her family. She has had her bouts with depression and suicidal thought and was busted for shoplifting and smoking pot in the past. She recently dated a famous porn star and had not played tennis since 2005 because of an injury. Hope she will be fine soon.

Amy Locane played Sandy in the original Melrose Place and was my favorite until she got ousted and was replaced by Jo. She was arrested in New Jersey yesterday for second-degree vehicular homicide. Not good. She crashed into the side of another car as it was trying to turn in a driveway and killed a passenger, the driver is still in critical condition. Amy had been drinking way too much and might be going to jail for 10 years. Sad.

Mel Gibson’s true colors are shining trough again. He got a restraining order against her to make her shut up about some alleged abuse on his account. Media reported that he punched her in the face so hard that she lost some teeth. What a way to treat your wife of a little over a year and the mother of your kid. Whether this is true or not Gibson is a nasty vile man.

NeNe Leakes, star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is getting a divorce after 12 years of marriage. They had a bad year with her son being busted with pot and rumors of an affair of NeNe with an NFL player. Now sources say he might be giving out some juicy details about NeNe’s past. I like Nene so I feel sorry for her.

Bristol Palin had her acting debut in Secret Life of Teenage Mothers and she proved not to be as good in faking it as her horrible mother. This is some truly shiteous acting.





Gossip, Larry king,Priscilla Queen of the Desert/Wizard of Oz, Taylor Lautner gay?, Mel Gibson split, Nicole Ritchie/Coco in camel-toe war

18 04 2010

What a fool Larry King is. Fucking with his sister-in-law. And then buying her expensive gifts so his wife can find out. Well, he is a sex-symbol in his own eyes so obviously all women are throwing themselves on him. Now he and his wife say they wanna try to work it out though, if she deserves him.

The movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert is one of my all-time favorites. You can understand my joy with hearing it will come to Broadway as a musical. It has been in the theaters in Sydney and London and is a huge hit there. I also heard they will make a prequel to the movie the Wizard of Oz with Johnny Depp as Scarecrow.I dunno about that idea, that is such an iconic movie.

Rumors about actor Taylor Lautner’s sexuality haven been very strong since he became famous with the movie Twilight. His legions of girl fans are probably not happy to hear that he attended a party of a well-known gay socialite last weekend. The party was almost entirely attended by gay man so he is either a fag hag or…

Mel Gibson portraying that loving religious person that he likes to be is becoming more and more ridiculous. First the anti-semitic tirades, then the cheating on his wife and now he has allegedly already split with his new wife Oksana Grigorieva. They have a 5-month old baby together. Joan Rivers said in a reply that Gibson should just die. Love me some Joan!

Nicole Ritchie and rapper Ice-T’s wife Coco are in a war on Twitter. She typed her friend said that Coco’s famous camel-toe will swallow you up and after Ice and Coco acted a little pissed, Nicole got scared and begged for forgiveness. I like Coco and her camel-toe. It is fun to watch and she is not afraid to show her assets.





Gossip; Lohan/Butler doing the dirty together, Mel Gibson dad, Adam Lambert, Oscars

3 11 2009

Two of the biggest sluts in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan and (there he is again!!) Gerard Butler were tongue-fucking each other at the opening of some resort in Morocco. Lindsay is already drooling and hoping he will be hers. He is probably already off to another chick.

Mel Gibson,53, officially became Octo-Mel friday when his wife Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to a baby girl named Lucia. Oksana already has a son with ex James Bond, Timothy Dalton. I think she is very unattractive so I don’t get those famous people wanting to have babies with that woman.

AI sensation Adam Lambert broke up his bf Drake Labry last week. I never really understood that combo, they are both so feminine. I also always thought Adam was a bottom, but with a bf like Drake I am not so sure anymore. Maybe that’s why they broke up.

Hugh Jackman was asked to host the Oscars again after his great performance last year but he declined. He said he definitely wants to host the show again, just not this year. People are no speculating either Neil Patrick Harris or Stephen Colbert will host. I like both so that would be fine by me.