Gossip, porn star gives free blow jobs for Holland, Real Housewife almost let kids drown

9 07 2010

Porn Star Bobbi Eden, who every week writes a very amusing column in a dutch weekly magazine promised something quite special to her fans. She has 49.000 of them on Twitter and she and some fellow porn stars are giving out free blow jobs if the Netherlands wins the World Cup this coming sunday. That is some patriotic shit.

Real Housewife of Orange County Alexis Bellino and husband Jim(the religious ones) almost let their children drown. Alexis and Jim were off doing other things while the stroller with the 2 toddlers rolled into a pool in Newport Beach at the 4th of July. A lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with 1 kid in it and Jim jumped in to save the other one. What great parents!!

Caster Semenya, the South African athlete, who became World Champion on the 800 meters last year is cleared to race again. She has been the subject of gender identity tests for a year and negotiations about her between her lawyers and  the IAAF took 1 months. Pretty ridiculously long imo. Good for her she can run again though.

Whoopi Goldberg will star in the musical Sister Act produced by her and dutch musical giant Joop Van den Ende this summer. First in august it will be in London’s West End and then later in the Netherlands, Germany and the U.S . Should be fun to watch.

Katie Price, aka Jordan, got married for the second time this weekend to pro-wrestler and drag queen Alex Reid ,aka Roxanne. She was married before in a super lavish over-the-top ceremony back in 2o05 to singer Peter Andre. This wedding was more low-key but turned into a chaotic mess when a fight erupted between Jordan’s bodyguards and paparazzi. I like Katie but this marriage is destined to end in a chaotic mess as well.

Gossip, Madonna, Jordan, Susan Boyle, Bon Jovi, Belgian baby dies after coke

29 09 2009

Madonna is apparently getting hitched to her boyfriend Baby Jesus in a lavish Kabbalah ceremony. Madonna thinks he is soo sweet and checks in on her all the time. He thinks she is so fantastic and well-rounded. And he accepts her self-involvement as well. I think and hope it´s just a rumor. I would definitely lose respect for her if she marries him, just to make herself look younger. Sad

Footballer Dwight Yorke has a book coming out and now after 7 years of wanting nothing to do with his baby with Katie Price, aka Jordan now he apparently wants to be the full-time father. He is mad that Jordan keeps referring to ex Peter Andre as the baby’s  dad. What an ass that Dwight, Katie has been such a great mom for little Harvey who is severely autistic and now all of a sudden he wants to be a father, WTF.

Susan Boyle might have a very interesting singing partner soon. John Bon Jovi wants to duet with her, he thinks she is fantastic! Wow, Susan turns into a real rock chick. First covering a Rolling Stone hit and now this. I would love to see this duo together.

A Belgian baby, a 22 month year old girl, died this weekend after her mother, a drug addict, had methadone and coke lying around the house and the baby ingested it. The mother was a known case with police forces because of her addiction. So tragic!

Showbizz; reality star dead, Miss Universe, Lindsay Lohan and more

24 08 2009

Lindsay Lohan was back in the news twice the last few days. Yesterday her house got broken in for the second time  and a couple days before she had an incident at a New York deli. She left her blackberry on the counter and when the deli guy ran out and found her he wanted to know if it was hers and asked for her number. Lohan is not that stupid and tried to grab it out of the guy’s hands. She was too slow, started sobbing and then called 911. Police verified it was hers and gave it back. The deli guy said he did not know who she was!! With all the magazines they are selling there??? 

Reality “star”Ryan Jenkins, from “Megan wants a Millionaire”and the cancelled before it was shown, “I love Money” was found dead in a hotel in Canada. The main suspect in the killing of his wife, model Jasmine Fiore committed suicide. Cops could only recognize his wife last week on her breast implants because the murderer had removed her teeth and fingers. Everyone was already convinced he killed her(he had abused a woman before) and now it’s about 100%. What an animal, probably best off dead.

British tabloid star Jordan is in the news almost every day lately. First the constant back and forth bickering between her and ex Peter Andre on who is to blame for their break-up. Then she upped her security because the mafia had plans to kidnap her. And now her new boyfriend cage-fighter Alex Reid is apparently shooting some hard-core porn. Several media outlets including Perez Hilton think that this makes him a bad person to be around Jordan’s kids, but I have seen clips and pics of him interacting with the kids and they seem to love him. That is more important then him doing porn.

Two big pageants were held this weekend and they could not have been more different. First the Mister Gay Europe pageant with Spain being the winner. The winner was pretty hot but most guys were really mediocre looking, especially the one from the Netherlands. 75% of the people in my gym in New York David Barton are better looking then this lot. No then the Miss Universe pageant with too many hot ladies to count. Miss Netherlands is really good-looking and seemed to be a big title candidate in the polls, but the real winner was for the second year in a row Miss Venezuela. Ps. why was Heidi Montag performing?? she can’t sing or dance and is good-looking but nothing compared to most ladies in the pageant. Is she even famous outside of the U.S.???

Showbizz and sports news

13 07 2009

Michael Jackson’s dermatologist Klein has refused in the past to turn over Jackson’s medical records to authorities. Right now he hasn’t given up all records either. Sounds fishy to me. And Latoya Jackson thinks her brother is killed.

Joan Rivers was one of the first famous comedians to make a joke about Jackson after he passed away. She said that now it was safe for her grandson to walk over the streets alone again. Some say it’s too soon but I think a comedian can get away with almost anything.

Duncan James, actor and singer from the boy band Blue came out of the closet as bisexual this weekend. He is really popular in Britain and because I keep up-to-date with all the British tabloids I have seen him in there and on TV multiple times. He is really, really hot so good for him to keep all options open!!

Katy Price aka Jordan, glamour model, talk show-host, reality star, singer and author(wow that is a whole list) is one of Britain’s richest self made business woman. She made 40 million mostly with her books and endorsement deals. I love her style, very over the top and she seems like a great person.I was sad to hear her marriage with former teen heartthrob Peter Andre broke up after 3.5 years. Now she told the media she had a miscarriage just weeks before they split up. It would have been her 4thchild and the third with Peter Andre. The way she deals with her first child that is both mentally and physically handicapped is really a great example.

Dutch world champion gymnastics from the Netherlands nicknamed Lord of the Rings was tested positive for cocaine use at the dutch championships. He had used it a couple days before the tournament at a party. Sounds very similar to Martina Hingis who tested positive on cocaine use during Wimbledon in 2007. She denied even taking it(the blood showed a very very small amount) and said she must have gotten it inside her somehow at a party . She was banned from the WTATour. I believe both of them, because why would you use cocaine for sports like this. It needs a very high skilled technique so being coked up is not an advantage at all.