Gossip; Jordan already divorcing after 4 days? Housewife Tamra already a new man, Kirstie’s new show, Perez calls Levi doughy

9 02 2010

Apparently already 4 days after marrying, her cage fighter/drag queen Alex Reid aka Roxanne is already thinking about divorcing Jordan. I love Jordan but this marriage seems like a huge mistake. They have only been together for short while and have broken up before as well. Maybe they wanna be the next Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra or Britney and wanna be married less than a week.

Real Housewives’ Tamra Barney already seems to be having a new man. Her ex husband Simon’s  best friend Eddy. Simon saw them together in Vegas holding hands and dropped to his knees from the shock. Those trashy bitches are just so entertaining. I have caught up on episodes from when he was in the Netherlands the last few days and all of them are so lovely fucked up. Horrible mother and pilled up Lynne, slutty/bitchy Tamra, fun/slutty Gretchen, horrible Alexis and crazy Vicky. What a bunch!

Kirstie Alley will have her own reality show on A&E and it will be about her losing weight and her “interesting” life in general. I will probably watch an episode or 2. She can never do wrong for me after reading in her autobiography that she once needed to take a dump while driving,  took a diaper from her kids and did it in there!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black. Perez Hilton’s reaction to the cover of Playgirl magazine with Levi Johnston, saying that Levi was a little doughy for his taste. That coming from such a blubbery pudding is just ridiculous.

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Gossip; Kathy Griffin, Levi/Palin, Britney gives soul to Satan

14 11 2009

Last week I reported that Kathy Griffin was gonna host the show Let’s Dance on ABC. Well, before it as ever aired it as already cancelled. A pity because it could have been a lot of fun. She will have a role though in Law&Order SVU as a lesbian activist. I love everything Kathy does so she will rock this as well, I am sure.

Levi Johnston is still welcome to Sarah Palin’s house for Thanksgiving she said after Oprah Winfrey asked her that on her show this week. According to her Levi is still part of the family. I don’t believe a single word of that. But if he does go there he can show Sarah the award he has already won. An 11- inch silver dildo for mainstream to porn crossover for his Playgirl shoot. I think it’s great he has the guts to do this.

On Britney Spears’ Twitter she says. “I hope the new world order will arrive as soon as possible” and “I give myself to Lucifer everyday for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan”. Looks like somebody’s Twitter got hacked into again!! haha





Gossip; Sarah Palin/Levi Johnston; Ramsey gets nip/tuck, Shauna Sand sex-tape

29 10 2009

 Sarah Palin will be on the Oprah show for the first time on November 16th. She first did not wanna be on the show because Oprah was so pro-Obama, but now that she has a book to sell she does want to be on the show. Palin already got $1.5 million for the book and that’s already a lot more than working as Governor of Alaska would bring in. Meanwhile its confirmed that former son-in-law Levi will show “the full Johnson” for Playgirl and in a pre interview he said Palin called her son with down-syndrome retarded, was constantly fighting with her husband and that he has a lot more secrets about her to tell. Can’t wait.

Guess who got a little nip and tuck??, it’s British chef Gordon Ramsey. Well if there was anyone on TV in desperate need of some it was him! He did not do the moon landscape on his forehead though, but just got some filler around his nose and on his chin. All courtesy to smooth Simon Cowell. Gordon looks a bit better now so I guess it was worth the money!

After the trash-tastic Shauna Sand promised to fight against the release of her sex-tape(to save her good name, haha) she now has withdrawn her fight and the tape will be released. To me it always looked like a planned thing anyway, the movie just looks like a regular porn-movie. Step-daughter and reality star Shayne Lamas has this to say about Shauna on TMZ; ” It’s no shock Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credits as well. I hear it’s pretty hardcore and she does her own stunts. There has never been much difference between Shauna and a blow-up doll. Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air.” Meowww!!!!





Gossip, Marge Simpson in Playboy, Rihanna or Prince, George Michael split

9 10 2009

The November issue of Playboy will have a very interesting model. Marge Simpson will pose on the cover and have a three-page spread in sexy cartoon-lingerie!! Will the carpet match the drapes ?? Pity it´s not Selma or Patty, haha. Wow, Levi Johnston for Playgirl and Marge for Playboy, interesting choices.

Is it me or does Rihanna slowly morph into Prince?. I thought she was hot a year back but now with the shaved sides, the pompadour on top and her ridiculous slightly masculine outfits not so much anymore.

George Michael and his partner of 13-years Kenny Goss have split up according to many tabloids. Last Christmas, haha, Kenny had enough of George but they managed to keep it a secret until now. All the cruising and drugging that were made public were apparently too much for Kenny. George denies they broke up.