Queeny, screaming weatherman

18 06 2010

This is real and hilarious. Gurl ,please.





Gay news, bigot Arizona mayor, gays still banned from donating blood ,shelter in NY vandalized, Iceland gay marriage

12 06 2010

A Yuma, Arizona mayor does not want a repeal of DADT because lacy-drawered, limp-wristed gays can never do what military people have done in the last. He says Lincoln and Washington would have said the same things. Yeah,the world has not changed in over 100 years.

Against science and odds gays are still not allowed to donate blood. After 2 days of hearings a HHS committee voted 9-6 against recommending lifting the FDA ban on gays donating blood. Anyone that has had gay sex since 1977 is not allowed to donate. Retarded.

A shelter in Queens, New York for homeless LBGT Youth was hit with anti-gay vandalism thursday night. One of the walls read “We don’t want gays here.” What a bunch of fucking cowards to do that to kids that are already so vulnerable and often abused. The Ali Forney is such a great initiative because so many LGBT youth have no home after parents disown then and throw them out. Donations are always needed.

Iceland’s parliament voted 49-0!!!  to legalize gay marriage. Wish the U.S would only have 60% of that. Iceland is also the country with the first elected openly gay head of state and a country I would love to visit for its natural beauty. With their economy in the shitter they know that there are way more important things then to keep people from being equal in love.





Sex tips by Mike Diamond

7 06 2010

This is not for the prude. Funny  and raunchy comic Mike Diamond gives out some sex-tips in EDGE Boston….

Remember, there are certain things nobody wants to hear during sex. These include, but are not limited to:

“Oops, sorry, I had a big lunch’
Water sloshing around inside of him;
“Can you not aim your cum onto my 600 thread count sheets?”
The whir of a video camera;
’Honey, I’m home!’
Policeman tapping on the car window;
“That’s not my ring, that’s my watch”.

Fantasy is hot, so do all you can to keep the illusion going, you nelly queen, you. Stash your ’All About Eve’ DVD in the closet, and refrain from blasting Judy, Barbara or Diana from the speakers. Yes, sex is the one time when self loathing is not only OK, it’s encouraged!

If you get a pubic hair caught in your throat, bitch just swallow it.

Be creative; try to create a whole new sex act. I did, here’s how it goes. If you’re down on your knees blowing a really fat guy, pull his belly over your head. I call it the Sleeping Bag. It’s a great name because that experienceis sorta like camping, bits of food everywhere. Oh those crazy binge eating chubbsters!

If you always dreamed of being an archeologist, have sex with an older man, it’s like uncovering fossils! You’ve heard of that porno mag about young girls called ’Barely Legal’? Now there’s a hot porn magazine all about older guys, it’s called ’Barely Breathing’. Because nothing beats a good gum job!





Gossip, Britney, Lindsay, Jonas brother, Courtney Love(d) Kate Moss, Chloe Sevigny drag queen

23 05 2010

Britney Spears is apparently losing it again. She was supposed to go with bf Jason and her kids to Disneyland but after a fight with Jason, Britney locked herself in the toilet and stayed there for hours. Later on Britney ordered scissors and cut a big piece of her hair off. She also got a tattoo of a crown on her ass, because she thinks she is the queen of her life. Maybe poppa Spears needs to take the control over Britney’s life again.

Lindsay Lohan is in big shit. She did not show up for her court hearing because she lost her passport while promoting a movie in Cannes, France. Judge Revel was having none of it and put a bail out for her arrest upon arrival in the U.S. for $ 100.000, later it was brought down to 10.000 and people in Lindsay’s camp paid it. Then there was a photo that was shown in the media of Lindsay surrounded by some people close to a table with lines of coke on them. Lindsay says it is a set-up,but I dunno. Lindsay and lines of coke go together like Lindsay and fake tanner imo.

That is what you get for not fucking until you are married!!. Kevin Jonas and his wife of several months do not sleep in the same room because he snores to loud. People are already dooming their marriage but I think it can still last. My and my boyfriend rarely ever sleep in the same room either for similar reason and have already been together for years.

Courtney Love confessed she and Kate Moss did the dirty together back in the 90’s in Milan. She said it was fun and they did not take a lot of drugs. Yeah right…

You haven’t made it in Hollywood until you have your own drag queen. Congrats Chloe Sevigny, star of Big Love.





Gossip; Travolta and Cruise playing butch??, Carrie Prejean fun, Celine Dion sadness

12 11 2009

Scientology buddies John Travolta and Tom Cruise will do a remake of the cowboy movie (with gay undertones) “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, or in their case Bitch Cassidy and the Prancing Kid. John Travolta playing butch, that must be a stretch!! haha. I dislike both as you can hear so that truly is a movie I do not wanna see.

Carrie Prejean, aka Miss Sticky Ladyfingers, is promoting her book at all the major TV-shows this week. She better stick to FOX where I saw Sean Hannity(who wrote the prequel in her book) being still so in awe with her he could barely ask a normal question. He so wants to fuck her, it’s getting a bit sad. At the View she was already getting a few more serious questions, but at Larry King all went wrong last night. He was asking her about the lawsuit hearings a few times and all the bitch could say was” You are being inappropriate Larry”, making Larry call his show Inappropriate King Live. After a gay caller wanted to ask a question, Prejean stopped the interview immediately and removed her microphone. Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?? It was also made clear yesterday that she begged her ex-boyfriend ,who gave the sex-tape to TMZ, to tell everyone that she was underage during the filming of the tape. A lie she already tried to use with her nude photos. I don’t care that the girl does dirty things, but people in glass houses should not throw stones. That is why this is funny.

Celine Dion who I mentioned as pregnant with her second kid unfortunately got a miscarriage. Celine was due in May. The baby was conceived through in vitro which apparently makes the chance of a miscarriage a lot higher. Very sad.

 

 





Gay news; banning divorce, anti-gay killing in Jamaica, gay bar raided in Atlanta

13 09 2009

A man from Sacramento came up with something really good. A ban on divorce!!He is gonna stand in front of Wal-Mart’s in the area to ask people to sign a petition for traditional marriage. He is gonna interview people on why they think marriage is important and then say he wants to ban divorce. If people who were voting against prop 8 really don’t do it to take right away from gays then they should sign this petition as well. He wants to have it on the ballot in 2010.

An honorary consul for the British queen in Jamaica has been killed in a brutal anti-gay killing. The man was married but lived separated and  as a bi-sexual. He was an escort for the queen a few times while she was in Jamaica. John Terry was strangled and robbed in his own house. Police found a letter on the body calling him a “batty” man(slang for homosexual) and  “this will happen to all gays”. I knew Jamaica was anti-gay, but this is really getting out of hand. Hope something will be done about this now, unfortunately too late for the poor man.

What the fuck is up with the police forces lately. After the much talked about raid of a gay bar in Texas a few weeks back, now the same sorta thing happened in Atlanta. Both patrons and staff was arrested and handcuffed and the way it happened was very derogatory and insulting. Cops were looking for drugs while people were forced to lay on the ground and were searched in a very aggressive manner.  A rally was held yesterday-night in protest to the raid. Do cops get any diversity training at all in the U.S???





News bites

26 07 2009

Buckingham Palace has ordered a copy of the movie Bruno! They will show it to the Queen and Prince Philip at a private screening at their Balmoral house. Wow, the Queen likes her queens!

EyeWorks production, the company of dutch former actor Reinout Oerlemans(who is married to Lance Armstrong’s ex girlfriend) is gonna make a reality show with Octomom Nadya Suleman and her kids.The kids will make 250K a person in the next three years because of this. I will certainly not watch it but the show might become a big hit.

Madonna will have a news single out on august 3. It’s part of her new greatest hits collection. I heard snippets of it and it sounds pretty cool.

Johnny Depp told media his dream role would be playing Carol Channing in a biopic of her life. She was immediately enthusiastic about the idea and mentioned men have imitated her since the beginning of her career. He can pull everybody so why not Carol Channing.

LeAnn Rimes and her husband Dean Sheremet are separated. Not a surprise for those who have seen LeAnn slutting it up with actor Eddy Cibrian in recent months. Her ex-husband was her former back-up dancer and has always seemed gay to me. Maybe that has to do with it.