Gossip, old lezzie pissed at cops, Lindsay Lohan, Johnny Weir not skating this coming year, Cheryl Cole sicker

9 07 2010

81-year-old Judith Slade was going 164km/h( fast) down a highway in Victoria, Australia when the cops pulled her over. She did not wanna stop at first though, because her secret lesbian lover(half her age) was driving in front of her and she did not want to be separated. Now she might lose her license and already lost her car. That does not stop her though, she already told media she will just buy another car so she can follow her young girlfriend! That is real love!!

I cannot help but feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan now that her dad is trying to make some more cash out of her problems by giving retarded interviews. That she is semi-sane with such a dad is a shocker. Of course it was not very smart of Lindsay to have fuck-u painted on her nails while she was getting her sentence in court. Now her lawyer quit and after seeing what she all takes medication-wise she needs some rehab asap. She uses 2 antidepressants(I thought only 1 at a time helps), also Dilaudid ( a heavy painkiller) and Adderall(basically meth) All that is allowed in jail but she will have random drug testing for a year because she tampered with her SCRAM bracelet twice. Wow…

Johnny Weir will not skate competitively this coming season, but he will not retire just yet though and hopes to be back 2011-2012 and also at the Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014. Johnny has a new book coming out, a music single, a second season of his hit TV-show, a clothing line and lots of skating exhibits. I think it is wise with all the media attention he has been getting to take a year off, to just do fun things and keep training and reinventing himself as a skater. He has been doing so much media that he already would be far back in training right now and that would have meant a bad season anyway. As long as he does indeed come back!

U.K. singer and presenter Cheryl Cole’s condition is getting a little better and she left ICU earlier today but still needs to be in the hospital for quite sometime. She even had to go to a specialist hospital better equipped to deal with malaria a few days back as she kept getting sicker and sicker and that seemed to be the only logical option.Cole has the most deadly form of the illness, called cerebral malaria or brain malaria. Because of this she has fluid behind her lungs and is at risk for blood entering the lungs which could stop her vital organs from working. Hope she will be fine, I saw her once during a dinner at London’s Blue Elephant and this woman is one of the most hottest ones in the world. Even a gay man can tell that!!

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Gossip, Lindsay Lohan in jail, George Michael arrested, Cheryl Cole has malaria, Melissa Etheridge being mean!?

7 07 2010

Lindsay Lohan is sentenced for 90 days in jail. Judge Revel said it was obvious Lindsay was cheating and did not take her probation serious. After jail(which will probably only a few days) she has to go to rehab for 3 months. That is where she belongs and not in jail. The problems when an actress is testifying and crying you wonder what is real and what is just some good acting. I do believe she was devastated after the verdict and did not expect this. The judge did clearly have it out her as well. Good thing she is already a lezzie and might meet some hot chick behind bars and she will get plenty of action!!

George Michael is rich enough to not drive anymore and that is exactly what he needs to do. He got into another accident this weekend after going to London Pride. he drove his car in the front of a shop at 3.30 in the morning. He was not allowed to drive further because he seemed incapable, probably drugs or alcohol. He was released on bail but that man needs some rehab. He has done worse than Lohan.

Girl’s Aloud singer and TV-host Cheryl Cole has malaria. She collapsed at a photo-shoot saturday and while people first suspected dehydration, she only got worse in the hospital and then the doctors found out she had malaria. She did take her malaria-pills before going on a vacation with her friend DWTS dancer Derek Hough, but obviously they did not work. The ex of soccer star Ashley Cole needs to take it easy for at least a month.

According to her ex-wife Tammy, Melissa Etheridge is being a mean bitch. The woman were together for 9 years and now ended their domestic partnership. Melissa blindsided Tammy with that and now she also wants joint custody of their children but does not want to pay Tammy any spousal support. Pretty ridiculous, Tammy apparently has nothing and always raised the kids. Melissa is kinda nasty in her splits from other women so far and I am starting to think she is a mean person.





Gossip, sex with Hugh Hefner, Naomi Campbell and Charles Taylor, Ronaldo a dad, Heather Locklear completed rehab

4 07 2010

In her book Sliding into Home former Playboy bunny and ex of Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson talks about her first time with Hef. She was asked at a party if she wanted to go to Hugh’s room and when she arrived she saw every girl going on top of Hugh to have sex with him for about a minute!! She did not think about how old he was because all his parts were functioning. How romantic!! Viva Viagra.

Charles Taylor, the ex-president of Liberia, did give Naomi Campbell the so-called blood-diamonds. Her former agent Caroline White told that to the Daily Mail. At a charity back in 1997 she was sitting next to Taylor who was in openly flirtatious with her and later offered her diamonds that were delivered to her room at night. Both White and Mia Farrow have testified that Campbell was bragging about the diamonds the next day even though she now denies this. Who to believe?? Not too hard imo.

Soccer super star Cristiano Ronaldo announced on his twitter and Facebook that he is a dad. The mother will not be made public and the 25-year-old Portuguese guy will be the sole guardian and raising the child by himself. Quite a shocker and a little weird he is the sole guardian.

America’s sweetheart Heather Locklear has successfully completed rehab. She was in for 30 days to kick the prescription medication. Hope she will stay sober now and start acting again. Lately the only things she is known for  are accidents, alcohol and meds.





Gossip, Paula Deen, Real Housewives, Tila Tequila, Kylie in NY

8 06 2010

My favorite TV-chef Paula Deen had a maid that stole her jewelry ,y’all . Her husband Michael filed a report with police that in between august 2009 and may 2010, jewelry and other precious metals were stolen. Michael and Paula caught her in the act and fired her ass immediately. I used to think one of our old maids stole my tranquilizers but I think sometimes I just forgot how many I actually took.

Real Housewife of NY, Jill Zarin has contacted authorities for being harassed. A family from Chicago and Alabama have threatened her after her address was made public on the internet. Jill is pissed and rightly so. This is going way too far. Besides, I like Jill and do not get why everyone seems to hate her now. The season finale broke viewing records so people are into them.

Danielle Staub, from New Jersey, has a sex-tape coming out that she made with an unknown male last year. She is the one that Theresa Guidice called a “prostitution whore,” but maybe it is time for Theresa herself to bring out a sex-tape. The woman is $11 million!!!! in debt. She and her husband make only 80.000 a year but have been spending like Donald Trump. How can that even happen???

Tila Tequila is where she belong, the nut-house. She cut her wrist and showed it to fans and they called an ambulance. A while back she twittered about falling and having a deadly dent in her head and she also faked a pregnancy and talked about suicide before. One less person on Dr Drew’s rehab.

Kylie Minogue was in NY for the AmFAR gala and the next day she went to gay bar Splash to promote her new album and the gays went nuts. Been to Splash with my girlfriends once and liked it there. Would have liked seeing Kylie!!





Gossip; Kanye hate, Paula Deen/Kate Gosselin-show, Burt Reynolds in rehab

17 09 2009

Everybody seems to hate Kanye West after his idiotic display at the VMA’s the past weekend. Pink, Katy Perry, 50 Cent, John Mayer have all used their Twitter to diss him, but now even President Obama pitched in. He called West a “jackass”  just before his interview with CNBC started, but they do have it on record for everyone to hear!

Kate Gosselin and Paula Deen are apparently in talks to have their own talk show. The women will talk about beauty, gossip and health in a show based upon the website Mom Logic. The same media group behind Ellen and Tyra is behind this, so it seems serious.  Kinda mixed feeling about this, I love Food Network Queen Paula but really dislike Kate Gosselin. 

Burt Reynold is in rehab for an addiction to painkillers. He had back surgery a while back and noticed after a while he could not do without them. I personally think that in the U.S people have to easy access to heavy painkillers and that’s why so many people over there are addicted to then. When I had extreme tooth pain a few months back, the only thing I got was Tylenol and Advil. Me and my bf cursed the people out over here for not giving anything stronger but the good thing about it is, you never hear of anybody over here being addicted to painkillers.





News bites; Michael Jackson, Caster Semenya on roids, nudity and more

25 08 2009

Melanie Griffith is in rehab again at Cirque Lodge in Utah. The actress is staying there according to her reps as a commitment to staying health. But others say it was in a last effort to save her marriage. Hubby Antonio Banderas is done with Melanie’s partying. She will never get a guy like him again so she should really get better in rehab.

Michael Jackson’ death is officially a homicide according to the coroner of Los Angeles. He died of lethal levels of Propofol. Dr. Murray had been given Jackson 50mg of Propofol for weeks and was weaning him off it by halving the dose and trying other sleeping aids. He had given Jackson Valium, Lorazepam( something I sue myself to go to sleep) and Midazolam and other drugs and still Jackson could not sleep. He then demanded Propofol and Murray gave him 25 mg, left for the bathroom and came back finding Jackson dead. I dunno what to think about this, the doctor should have known better, but a real homicide this is not in my opinion. Jackson demanded and took all this stuff himself, nobody forced him. 

Athlete Caster Semenya, the winner of the 800m at the world championships had three times the amount of testosterone normal in women. I wrote last week about the doubts there were that she was a real woman. Now it seems more like doping definitely if you keep in mind that her coach is a former East German coach that once gave a female athlete so much steroids that she was forced to live as a man after that!!. People in South Africa say it’s all racial prejudice which I think that is total bullshit.

Neighbors of the newly opened Standard Hotel in the Meatpacking district are complaining that guests perform lewd sex acts in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the place. Men masturbating, couples having sex and complete porn shoot were there to see for all. The hotel even encouraged people on their facebook to exercise their inner exhibitionist. City council speaker Christine Quinn has already called for action. I just have to laugh about the whole story, it’s in the Meatpacking district for God’s sake.