Gossip, Paula Deen, Real Housewives, Tila Tequila, Kylie in NY

8 06 2010

My favorite TV-chef Paula Deen had a maid that stole her jewelry ,y’all . Her husband Michael filed a report with police that in between august 2009 and may 2010, jewelry and other precious metals were stolen. Michael and Paula caught her in the act and fired her ass immediately. I used to think one of our old maids stole my tranquilizers but I think sometimes I just forgot how many I actually took.

Real Housewife of NY, Jill Zarin has contacted authorities for being harassed. A family from Chicago and Alabama have threatened her after her address was made public on the internet. Jill is pissed and rightly so. This is going way too far. Besides, I like Jill and do not get why everyone seems to hate her now. The season finale broke viewing records so people are into them.

Danielle Staub, from New Jersey, has a sex-tape coming out that she made with an unknown male last year. She is the one that Theresa Guidice called a “prostitution whore,” but maybe it is time for Theresa herself to bring out a sex-tape. The woman is $11 million!!!! in debt. She and her husband make only 80.000 a year but have been spending like Donald Trump. How can that even happen???

Tila Tequila is where she belong, the nut-house. She cut her wrist and showed it to fans and they called an ambulance. A while back she twittered about falling and having a deadly dent in her head and she also faked a pregnancy and talked about suicide before. One less person on Dr Drew’s rehab.

Kylie Minogue was in NY for the AmFAR gala and the next day she went to gay bar Splash to promote her new album and the gays went nuts. Been to Splash with my girlfriends once and liked it there. Would have liked seeing Kylie!!

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Gossip, Sex and the City, Gary Coleman, Speidi Break-up, Kendra sex-tape, 50 Cent’s shocking transformation

29 05 2010

I have not seen SATC 2 yet but even though the critics are very negative ,the fans seem to love it and even think it is better than the first. My favorite author Jesse Archer had a small part in the movie and said Liza was “special”. It took her 300 takes and 3 days to get it right and she was so needy for the love of her “audience” that you cannot help but pull for her. Johnny Weir answered the question everyone has before, who of the 4 are you. He was mostly a Carrie and a Charlotte. I used to be a total Samantha but now I am a nagging whiney Carrie, I think. My boyfriend is a Miranda with a bit of Charlotte. Can’t wait to see it.

Gary Coleman, the tiny black child star, died yesterday of brain bleeding, at age 42. He became famous in Diff’rent Strokes and had roles in Married… With Children ,The A-Team and “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.”  Gary was so small because of a kidney disease and was in the last years of his life more the butt of jokes because of his failed career and public fights. Sad. We had a guy in the Netherlands with the same sort of disease, Bart de Graaff. He also died young but was the host of several great TV-shows and even started his own TV/Radio Broadcasting Network.

I hope it is true this time, I definitely read it in multiple media sources!! Speidi has broken up. Apparently Heidi Montag got a little fed up with Spencer Pratt’s behavior, him generating bad press and family feuds. The funny part is that she says she wants to focus on an acting career!! In porn I guess.

Kendra Wilkinson has a sex-tape out made prior to her becoming famous. The former playmate and “girlfriend” of Hugh Hefner is getting $680.000 and profits from the video released by Vivid entertainment. She made a statement that is breaks her heart and is afraid people will judge her. Well, she could have picked a better partner to do it with, but please she is no royalty or in politics. This is not exactly a shock! I mean I do like her and her show Kendra on E but this is a little much.

Wow, has everyone seen the shocking pics of 50 Cent??  If not look it up.He lost 50 pounds for a movie role in which he plays a football player dying of cancer. It is so scary to look at. He looks like someone dying of AIDS or a person from Africa starving. Cannot say he does not try his best for this role.





Gossip & News; John Edwards sex-tape, Bristol Palin no sex before marriage, fatties less discount at Whole Foods, Pope into self-harming

29 01 2010

Apparently there is a John Edwards sex-tape around that he made with his mistress Rielle Hunter. One of his ex-aides talks about it while promoting his up-coming book, The Politician. And apparently he not only is a big…., he also has one. What a fraud he turned out to be, my boyfriend was right from the beginning. Luckily his wife is now smart enough to break up with him.

Bristol Palin was with her mother talking to Oprah on her show and the little hypocrite is now promoting abstinence-only. So she can be fucked by her former bf but other girls can’t. Oprah was wondering how she could now say she was not gonna have sex until marriage even though she did not know when she was going to get married but Bristol vows to be celibate!! I predict she opens her legs for the first available boyfriend very soon.

The CEO of Whole Foods has been in the media a lot lately with his critique of Obama and the health care reform and now he is at it again by giving bigger discounts to skinny and healthy eating employees than the fatties, 30% instead of 20%. I agree with him on this one because an organic health store like Whole Foods looks better without fatties working there, they can better go work at McDonalds.

The former Pope, Johannes Paulus 2 used to hit himself with a belt regularly and also often slept on the ground. That way he tried to achieve christian perfection. Slawomir Oder writes this in a biography about him. Pretty weird.





Gay News, Carrie Prejean sex-tape, gays thrown out of NY cap, gay candidate smeared as child molester

5 11 2009

Anti-gay bitch Carrie Prejean, the new darling of the christian right whom God was speaking to directly according to many during her famous pageant speech, has a sex tape out so dirty and raunchy TMZ did not wanna publish it on their website!! hahahaha!! During her multi-million dollar lawsuit against  Miss California USA they showed her parts of the XXX-rated tape and she immediately walked away with basically nothing. $100.000 dollar which is a fraction of her lawyers costs. What a wholesome christian girl. What’s next, a Maggie Gallagher sex-tape??, haha.

A gay couple that was hugging in the back of a taxi was thrown of out the taxi in New York by their driver Medhat Mohammed(surprise, surprise) after only to blocks. According to him hugging was not allowed in his taxi and they had to get out. Obviously it has nothing to do with the hugging itself, but with the fact that it where 2 men hugging. The Taxi and Limousine Commission is looking into it to see if it was service refusal. While I think hugging is fine, even if to people are doing a lot more the taxi driver first has to warn them and ask to stop before just throwing them out.

An openly gay Republican candidate for the Annapolis City council was being smeared as a child molester by a group called ” Friends and supporters of Black Annapolis. It also says: ” Keep our sister Classie Hoyle in, keep our African-American Power. Keep us from Sin and Sexual Assault and keep our children safe.” It is being investigates as a hate crime.

 





Gossip; Sarah Palin/Levi Johnston; Ramsey gets nip/tuck, Shauna Sand sex-tape

29 10 2009

 Sarah Palin will be on the Oprah show for the first time on November 16th. She first did not wanna be on the show because Oprah was so pro-Obama, but now that she has a book to sell she does want to be on the show. Palin already got $1.5 million for the book and that’s already a lot more than working as Governor of Alaska would bring in. Meanwhile its confirmed that former son-in-law Levi will show “the full Johnson” for Playgirl and in a pre interview he said Palin called her son with down-syndrome retarded, was constantly fighting with her husband and that he has a lot more secrets about her to tell. Can’t wait.

Guess who got a little nip and tuck??, it’s British chef Gordon Ramsey. Well if there was anyone on TV in desperate need of some it was him! He did not do the moon landscape on his forehead though, but just got some filler around his nose and on his chin. All courtesy to smooth Simon Cowell. Gordon looks a bit better now so I guess it was worth the money!

After the trash-tastic Shauna Sand promised to fight against the release of her sex-tape(to save her good name, haha) she now has withdrawn her fight and the tape will be released. To me it always looked like a planned thing anyway, the movie just looks like a regular porn-movie. Step-daughter and reality star Shayne Lamas has this to say about Shauna on TMZ; ” It’s no shock Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credits as well. I hear it’s pretty hardcore and she does her own stunts. There has never been much difference between Shauna and a blow-up doll. Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air.” Meowww!!!!





Gossip; Shauna Sand sex-tape, Karl Lagerfeld hates fatties, some luck for Kerry Katona, and Boyzone singer chokes on own vomit

13 10 2009

Shauna Sand, playmate and ex of Lorenzo Lamas and aka Empress of Lucite has a sex-tape coming out. According to her it was all by mistake but others say it was to gain publicity. And we all know that a woman who always walks on see-through hooker heels likes her press. She has two kids under 14 who I feel really sorry for.

Karl Lagerfeld had this to say about the ongoing debate on size-zero models. “No one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is all about dreams and illusion” I think he is right, models need to be skinny!.

After a string of bad publicity and drug-fueled actions, British train-wreck Kerry Katona finally had a little luck. A while ago she was arrested for beating the shit out of her accountant, who she blamed for squandering all her money. But police have decided to not to press charges against her. This woman does not need jail but mental help!

The most likely cause of death for Boyzone singer Stephen Gately is choking in his own vomit!. He had been drinking to excess in a club until 6 am, went to bed and choked while asleep. There is a third mystery man,Giorgio , that went to the apartment with Gately and his boyfriend, but the police does not suspect foul-play. UPDATE: According to autopsy he died of natural causes as a result of pulmonary edema.





Gossip; Justin/Jessica break up, Kimmel/Silverman sex-tape, reason Polanski arrest

1 10 2009

There are a lot of rumors going around the blogosphere that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are about to break up or already have. TMZ shot a picture of them hand in hand and denies the break but others claim Justin got a little dirty with Rihanna a short while ago. Jessica Biel is hot but she seems kinda dull, so Justin can probably get someone better. He is not super good-looking but has a hot body, is pretty funny and rich!!

Another rumor is one that might make you a little nauseous. There is a reported sex tape surfacing around from Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman getting it on at a resort on vacation a few years back. It lasts 15 minutes and sees them bumping titties and doing it missionary style. Their publicists deny, but they always do. I hope they are right!

And everybody talks about Roman Polanski and his arrest in Switzerland for the rape of a 13-year-old girl back in 1977. Kirstie Alley thinks the rapist should go to jail and Woopie Goldberg says is wasn’t rape. I wasn’t there so I don’t know if it was really rape or not, but it definitely was sex with a minor. Even though I think he should have been/be punished for this, I totally don’t understand it happening right now. I read somewhere it’s a ploy from the Switzerland to get the U.S to help them get 2 Swiss journalists out of Libya. Maybe with the help of Clinton again?? ‘This sounds like an unfair but very reasonable explanation.