Gossip; Jordan already divorcing after 4 days? Housewife Tamra already a new man, Kirstie’s new show, Perez calls Levi doughy

9 02 2010

Apparently already 4 days after marrying, her cage fighter/drag queen Alex Reid aka Roxanne is already thinking about divorcing Jordan. I love Jordan but this marriage seems like a huge mistake. They have only been together for short while and have broken up before as well. Maybe they wanna be the next Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra or Britney and wanna be married less than a week.

Real Housewives’ Tamra Barney already seems to be having a new man. Her ex husband Simon’s  best friend Eddy. Simon saw them together in Vegas holding hands and dropped to his knees from the shock. Those trashy bitches are just so entertaining. I have caught up on episodes from when he was in the Netherlands the last few days and all of them are so lovely fucked up. Horrible mother and pilled up Lynne, slutty/bitchy Tamra, fun/slutty Gretchen, horrible Alexis and crazy Vicky. What a bunch!

Kirstie Alley will have her own reality show on A&E and it will be about her losing weight and her “interesting” life in general. I will probably watch an episode or 2. She can never do wrong for me after reading in her autobiography that she once needed to take a dump while driving,  took a diaper from her kids and did it in there!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black. Perez Hilton’s reaction to the cover of Playgirl magazine with Levi Johnston, saying that Levi was a little doughy for his taste. That coming from such a blubbery pudding is just ridiculous.





News; Sarah Palin commentator at Fox News, Eye-white tattoos, Housewives gossip

13 01 2010

What a joke, what the hell does she even know?? And how do they dare to call Fox News the only fair and balanced network in the U.S. With religious right-wing freaks like Huckabee and Palin on board they really believe that they are fair and balanced?? I think it is good Fox News exists because most networks are really lefty and Fox is extremely right, so the overall balance on TV might be there, but Fox News itself is hardly fair and balanced .

I am all for tattoos but what I saw on youtube is a little scary. Apparently some inmates in the U.S  have tattooed the white of their eyes in blue and red. It looks so weird and painful as well. Blue is not even that bad but the red just looks like you have a major eye infection. Freaky!!

There are a few new thing going on with the Real Housewives. First of Tamra Barney and Simon are getting a divorce. She thinks she can do better and I bet she can. If scary Lauri can get a rich sugar daddy then Tamra has to be able to as well. Besides he was a bit of a dick anyway. Her son Ryan has posted some semi-nude pics on the guyswithiphones website and even though his body looks good, his face is just so unattractive. Then I heard Lynne Curtin might be getting a divorce as well. If so, she is just stupid because her husband seems nice and she could never do any better. Then LuAnn the Countess has a new song out as well as Gretchen DeRossi. I have not heard LuAnn’s yet but Gretchen can actually sing better than I would have expected.





Great Gossip today; grossest story in months, Real Housewives drama and Martina Navratilova’s girlfriend’s freaky past

27 08 2009

British train-wreck Kerry Katona is back in the news, not just because she was arrested and in jail for alleged assault on a man and criminal damage this week but with a really barf-inducing story. Hope you did not just eat!! According to her  step-sister her nose is rotting away. In the Daily Mail she says last year she saw her sister pulling out a piece of her septum with a tweezer that looked like the fatty piece of bacon. Kerry told her rotten black stuff built up inside as well and she has to remove it every few weeks. The hole is now through both sides so she can put the end of her glasses through it. Yuck, yuck!!!

Tennis star Martina Navratilova has a new girlfriend and that woman has a very interesting past. The woman, Julia, is a former Miss Soviet Union(the last one). In 2005 Julia’s ex lover was murdered by his then girlfriend  Cecile Brossard while having s&m-sex. Julia and the man previously had a baby that died after 5 months of internal injuries. That was just days after Julia hired a Bulgarian nanny who mysteriously disappeared shortly after that. Cecile Brossard called Julia back in 2004 saying she knew what happened to the baby. Wow, this story is like a Agatha Christie book. Hope she and Martina can make each other happy though.

A lot of Real Housewives of Orange County drama this week.  Gretchen who claimed at the reunion show that her sugar daddy(or grandpa) Jeff had not left her millions of dollars has lied a little. He left her $2.5 million!!!  And Jeff”s other multiple ex- wives or fuming that she got so much. Gretchen now is dating Jo’s ex Slade Smiley. Meanwhile 2 housewives lost their homes. I reported earlier that leather handbag face Lynne Curtis was close to losing her house and she did. apparently her marriage is about over as well now. And my favorite housewife Tamra’s house has been going on short sale meaning the bank must agree to take less then the amount borrowed for the house. According to sources Tamra and family lived above their means for years, her being a part-time Realtor and her husband Simon a car salesman. Luckily Bravo is there right now to film it all!!!