Gossip, Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga, Al Gore raped masseuse??, Prince Albert, Jersey Shore&Gay Pride

Jerry Seinfeld is pissed at Lady Gaga. She was escorted to his private box at a Yankees’ game and now the former funny man is not amused. He called Gaga a jerk and told media he hates her. He thinks Gaga giving the finger to paparazzi is lame and old-fashioned and he does not like her need for exposure. His latest show, the Marriage Ref, was one of the lamest things ever and even though he was hilarious and great when he was young, now he is getting a little too old and boring. I love Lady Gaga and my boyfriend loves Jerry Seinfeld, curious to see what he thinks of this.

I bet my bf, who is a big Al Gore hater, would love it if this story is true. According to the National Enquirer, he tried to rape a masseuse back in 2006 in Portland, Oregon. Maybe that is why Mr Environmentalist broke up?

When talking about Prince Albert some might think it is about a pierced cock, but this story is about the Prince of Monaco. At 52!! years of age the former playboy, who dated many top models, is finally ready to settle down. He is engaged to Charlene Whitstock, a former Olympic Swimmer from South Africa. She seems great for him, he used to be a fanatic athlete as well.

The Guido’s from the Jersey Shore flexed their abs for the cover of the Gay Pride issue of the Village Voice. They knew it was for the Village voice, except the gay part. Since they did not ask and no one brought it up  they are now the headline for an article about Jersey Guido’s on the down-low(secretly gay). I bet they do not even care as long as they get publicity. The Situation and Snookie were at gay channel Logo’s Awards last week so i bet they are open-minded.

Cyndi Lauper is going to get her own reality show called “the comedy of our lives” featuring Cyndi, her husband of 19 years and their 12-year-old son living on the upper West Side. I think she is a riot and loved her last dance album. She show will be produced by Survivor czar Mark Burnett and I will definitely tune in.

Gossip, Hung not that hung, Jersey Shore porn version, Miley Cyrus in trouble, Judges Miss USA

The incredibly hot star from the HBO series Hung, Thomas Jane, is not that hung himself. He plays a well-endowed history teacher that makes a little extra cash on the side as a gigolo in the series . He says he is a textbook average guy, 5’10, 32 inch waist size 10 shoes and average cock. Seems fine to me!

Both website TMZ and Joy Behar in her talk show have talked about a new gay porn movie called Jersey Score by the movie company Jet Set Men. The porn stars even look a little bit better. And Snookie is not a person but a move. The movie is directed by the very hot Chris Steel who I have met once in SF a long time ago….

There is a video going around of Little Miley Cyrus dry-humping and giving a lap-dance to director and choreographer Adam Shankman. People make a big deal about it because Miley is only 1 and the guy in his 40’s. He is gay though and Miley a lot more worldly than most girls her age so it is totally fine imo.

The judges for this year’s Miss USA Pageant are named and it is a very diverse colorful bunch. Former miss USA and former druggie Tara Conner, skater Johnny Weir and cooking queen Paula Deen are a couple of them. Love those choices!