Gossip, Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga, Al Gore raped masseuse??, Prince Albert, Jersey Shore&Gay Pride

Jerry Seinfeld is pissed at Lady Gaga. She was escorted to his private box at a Yankees’ game and now the former funny man is not amused. He called Gaga a jerk and told media he hates her. He thinks Gaga giving the finger to paparazzi is lame and old-fashioned and he does not like her need for exposure. His latest show, the Marriage Ref, was one of the lamest things ever and even though he was hilarious and great when he was young, now he is getting a little too old and boring. I love Lady Gaga and my boyfriend loves Jerry Seinfeld, curious to see what he thinks of this.

I bet my bf, who is a big Al Gore hater, would love it if this story is true. According to the National Enquirer, he tried to rape a masseuse back in 2006 in Portland, Oregon. Maybe that is why Mr Environmentalist broke up?

When talking about Prince Albert some might think it is about a pierced cock, but this story is about the Prince of Monaco. At 52!! years of age the former playboy, who dated many top models, is finally ready to settle down. He is engaged to Charlene Whitstock, a former Olympic Swimmer from South Africa. She seems great for him, he used to be a fanatic athlete as well.

The Guido’s from the Jersey Shore flexed their abs for the cover of the Gay Pride issue of the Village Voice. They knew it was for the Village voice, except the gay part. Since they did not ask and no one brought it up  they are now the headline for an article about Jersey Guido’s on the down-low(secretly gay). I bet they do not even care as long as they get publicity. The Situation and Snookie were at gay channel Logo’s Awards last week so i bet they are open-minded.

Cyndi Lauper is going to get her own reality show called “the comedy of our lives” featuring Cyndi, her husband of 19 years and their 12-year-old son living on the upper West Side. I think she is a riot and loved her last dance album. She show will be produced by Survivor czar Mark Burnett and I will definitely tune in.

Gossip;O’Reilly thinks Elton is pinhead, Adam Lambert kissed a girl, Cheryl/Ashley Cole call it quits, Whitney/Susan Boyle in trouble

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly is pissed at Elton John for making comments that Jesus was gay and called him a “pinhead.” According to Bill O’Reilly there is no evidence that Jesus was indeed gay. I think that there is also no evidence that he was straight though, that is something O’Reilly forgot to mention.

Janice Dickenson did what she can bo best, dissing Tyra Banks, during a chat show in the UK. She said Tyra was fat, Tyra’s forehead could be a landing spot for a helicopter and that she was always looking for evidence Tyra was a man. Now I love me some Janice but that last comment was a bit of the pot calling the kettle black!

Adam Lambert had to show girls they still have a chance with him by saying he made out with singing sensation Ke$ha. Girl, please. I kissed with a gazillion girls as well and I am gay as can be.

I blogged last week about Cheryl /Ashley Cole’s marriage problems and now she finally dumped her cheating husband. Good for her, this was turning into another Tiger Woods scandal. Difference is that Cheryl is now more famous and makes about the same amount of money herself unlike Elin Nordegren.

Whitney Houston seems to be losing it again. After arriving in Brisbane she allegedly acted like she was on drugs and kept making weird comments and now her concert there was a bomb as well. People walked out because they woman did not sing 1 song normal. She really needs to pull it together or this comeback will be an epic failure.

Another person losing it(again) is Susan Boyle. The singer is apparently lonely, extremely exhausted and paranoid. After a break-in she keeps staring out behind her curtains for hours and has trouble sleeping. Her brother Gerry told this to the media. She might be rich and famous now but I bet she was happier before her success.