Gossip, Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga, Al Gore raped masseuse??, Prince Albert, Jersey Shore&Gay Pride

Jerry Seinfeld is pissed at Lady Gaga. She was escorted to his private box at a Yankees’ game and now the former funny man is not amused. He called Gaga a jerk and told media he hates her. He thinks Gaga giving the finger to paparazzi is lame and old-fashioned and he does not like her need for exposure. His latest show, the Marriage Ref, was one of the lamest things ever and even though he was hilarious and great when he was young, now he is getting a little too old and boring. I love Lady Gaga and my boyfriend loves Jerry Seinfeld, curious to see what he thinks of this.

I bet my bf, who is a big Al Gore hater, would love it if this story is true. According to the National Enquirer, he tried to rape a masseuse back in 2006 in Portland, Oregon. Maybe that is why Mr Environmentalist broke up?

When talking about Prince Albert some might think it is about a pierced cock, but this story is about the Prince of Monaco. At 52!! years of age the former playboy, who dated many top models, is finally ready to settle down. He is engaged to Charlene Whitstock, a former Olympic Swimmer from South Africa. She seems great for him, he used to be a fanatic athlete as well.

The Guido’s from the Jersey Shore flexed their abs for the cover of the Gay Pride issue of the Village Voice. They knew it was for the Village voice, except the gay part. Since they did not ask and no one brought it up  they are now the headline for an article about Jersey Guido’s on the down-low(secretly gay). I bet they do not even care as long as they get publicity. The Situation and Snookie were at gay channel Logo’s Awards last week so i bet they are open-minded.

Cyndi Lauper is going to get her own reality show called “the comedy of our lives” featuring Cyndi, her husband of 19 years and their 12-year-old son living on the upper West Side. I think she is a riot and loved her last dance album. She show will be produced by Survivor czar Mark Burnett and I will definitely tune in.

Gossip, Larry King’s wife tried suicide, Bethenny gets slammed by Omarosa, Ricky Martin, Richard Simmons

Larry King’s wife OD’ed on pills 28th may and her dad found her unconscious. She left a suicide note and  had taken all kinda of pills and is apparently very sad because of Larry’s affairs. He did not even visit her for days after the OD. What an ass. Kinda weird someone married to a dinosaur like Larry King, has a father.

Bethenny Frenkel from the Real Housewives of NY got slammed by former tv villain Omarosa. Bethenny had said some nasty things about Omarosa on the View and Omarosa told Perez Hilton that Bethenny’s husband is gay and everyone knows and that Bethenny got a tummy-tuck after her c-section. Ha ha, both not big surprises but good it is out in the open. I hate that cunt.

Ricky Martin will play Che Guevara on Broadway in the musical Evita and also told People magazine that he is in a relationship with a childhood friend from Puerto Rico. Good, he is seems happy and honest. Another former Menudo star came out of the closet this week by posing nude in a gay magazine. Angelo Garcia went from femmy twink in Menudo, to roided plastic surgery muscle Mary now. Just like most gays in LA en NY.

And now this is a real shocker. Richard Simmons had gay sex!!! A former pornstar and hustler named Blake McDonald told the National Enquirer that he was hired a lot back in the ’80’s by the exercise guru. After they had sex Simmons told him:” Be quiet, my mom sleep upstairs.” One of those people who never came out because a sex-less queen is better than a real one in Hollywood.

Gossip; Joan Rivers “au natural”, Kirstie Alley, pregnant Celine

Oscar winner for Milk, Sean Penn and his wife since 1999, Robin Wright Penn are getting a divorce. They filed for divorce twice before and then cancelled that the last minute, but now it seems serious. They have 2 kids together. Pity they made such an attractive couple.

Celine Dion is pregnant again. The 41-year old Canadian singer is expecting her second child. Her first son was born in 2001. Her husband is already 67, so more like a grandfather. I have never been a fan of Celine’s personality but she does have a good voice. And selling out Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas like she did for 5 years is really phenomenal.

Brett Favre is making another comeback. He retired twice now and is 39 but he will play for the Vikings this year. (S)he really is a drama-queen. Constantly weeping goodbye’s to the American Football world and then coming back the next season. He is hot but his antics are a bit sad.

Joan Rivers has a new toyboy. The much younger Norm Zada is the owner of an adult magazine dedicated to “au natural” women. Pretty ironic that he is dating not so natural Joan. She is fabulous though and deserves a nice man!

And Kirstie Alley urges people through her Twitter to harass an employee of the National Enquirer. She gave away the woman’s phone number and name, calling it fair game. What happened was a cover of Kirstie on the magazine saying, “only 4 years to live. The deadly disease that is killing her.” Apparently her 87- year old father called her up afraid this was the truth. I think Kirstie is right in calling this fair game, the Enquirer has no right to do things like this.