Drunken nut and a crocodile

A 36-year-old drunken tourist from Australia jumped over the fence at a zoo monday night to go for a spin on the back of a crocodile. 1700 pound Fatso was not pleased and bit the man in his leg. Because the cooler weather Fatso was not as fast as normal and the guy could get away. He got help at the cafe where he was removed earlier for excess drinking and had to go the hospital for some extensive surgery. Fool.

Gay news, gay attack Staten Island, gay/celebrities, Latvia not in EU anymore?

A gay couple was harassed by a couple of teenagers Wednesday at a White Castle restaurant in Staten Island. A group came in and when one of the guys looked at the group they told him:” What are you looking at fag.” When the gay guy replied: What are you looking at,” the group left. A few moments later one of them felt a bob to the head and they quickly ran out. Outside they got separated and one guy got hit and was semi-conscious and bleeding. He needed stitches at the hospital. Hope the cops found the fuckers.

Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, says she is a gay man in a woman’s body. That is why she loves fashion, glamour and Lady Gaga. So David Beckham is partly gay, haha. One can dream. Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo gets more and more gay rumors as well. The purses, baby through a surrogate, painted toenails, and now dinners with Lance Bass. I dunno ,probably just very metrosexual.

A European Parliament’s member from Democrats’66(my party) thinks that Latvia should be dismissed as a member of the EU for their anti-gay law. Great idea, but I think it would be better to let the whole EU go.

In 2009 there were 43% more complaints about gay discrimination than in 2008. By far the most is in Amsterdam( and you know who does it) Police does not know if it really increased this much or that people find filing a complaint easier. Probably a bit of both. Bad news though, Amsterdam with the closing of the mayor discos like Exit, Cockring etc and violence like this is really losing its gays capital title very fast. Berlin and Paris are already much better in Europe.

Gossip, old lezzie pissed at cops, Lindsay Lohan, Johnny Weir not skating this coming year, Cheryl Cole sicker

81-year-old Judith Slade was going 164km/h( fast) down a highway in Victoria, Australia when the cops pulled her over. She did not wanna stop at first though, because her secret lesbian lover(half her age) was driving in front of her and she did not want to be separated. Now she might lose her license and already lost her car. That does not stop her though, she already told media she will just buy another car so she can follow her young girlfriend! That is real love!!

I cannot help but feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan now that her dad is trying to make some more cash out of her problems by giving retarded interviews. That she is semi-sane with such a dad is a shocker. Of course it was not very smart of Lindsay to have fuck-u painted on her nails while she was getting her sentence in court. Now her lawyer quit and after seeing what she all takes medication-wise she needs some rehab asap. She uses 2 antidepressants(I thought only 1 at a time helps), also Dilaudid ( a heavy painkiller) and Adderall(basically meth) All that is allowed in jail but she will have random drug testing for a year because she tampered with her SCRAM bracelet twice. Wow…

Johnny Weir will not skate competitively this coming season, but he will not retire just yet though and hopes to be back 2011-2012 and also at the Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014. Johnny has a new book coming out, a music single, a second season of his hit TV-show, a clothing line and lots of skating exhibits. I think it is wise with all the media attention he has been getting to take a year off, to just do fun things and keep training and reinventing himself as a skater. He has been doing so much media that he already would be far back in training right now and that would have meant a bad season anyway. As long as he does indeed come back!

U.K. singer and presenter Cheryl Cole’s condition is getting a little better and she left ICU earlier today but still needs to be in the hospital for quite sometime. She even had to go to a specialist hospital better equipped to deal with malaria a few days back as she kept getting sicker and sicker and that seemed to be the only logical option.Cole has the most deadly form of the illness, called cerebral malaria or brain malaria. Because of this she has fluid behind her lungs and is at risk for blood entering the lungs which could stop her vital organs from working. Hope she will be fine, I saw her once during a dinner at London’s Blue Elephant and this woman is one of the most hottest ones in the world. Even a gay man can tell that!!

Woman tries to flush baby

A woman in New Delhi, India delivered a baby on the toilet and tried to flush it. The baby was found in the toilet  after the plane was landed and was bought to a hospital with the whole toilet included. The baby is still in critical condition. The 22-year-old mother(a doctor!!) first denied she did it but later admitted. Seriously disturbed.

Gossip, Lindsay Lohan in jail, George Michael arrested, Cheryl Cole has malaria, Melissa Etheridge being mean!?

Lindsay Lohan is sentenced for 90 days in jail. Judge Revel said it was obvious Lindsay was cheating and did not take her probation serious. After jail(which will probably only a few days) she has to go to rehab for 3 months. That is where she belongs and not in jail. The problems when an actress is testifying and crying you wonder what is real and what is just some good acting. I do believe she was devastated after the verdict and did not expect this. The judge did clearly have it out her as well. Good thing she is already a lezzie and might meet some hot chick behind bars and she will get plenty of action!!

George Michael is rich enough to not drive anymore and that is exactly what he needs to do. He got into another accident this weekend after going to London Pride. he drove his car in the front of a shop at 3.30 in the morning. He was not allowed to drive further because he seemed incapable, probably drugs or alcohol. He was released on bail but that man needs some rehab. He has done worse than Lohan.

Girl’s Aloud singer and TV-host Cheryl Cole has malaria. She collapsed at a photo-shoot saturday and while people first suspected dehydration, she only got worse in the hospital and then the doctors found out she had malaria. She did take her malaria-pills before going on a vacation with her friend DWTS dancer Derek Hough, but obviously they did not work. The ex of soccer star Ashley Cole needs to take it easy for at least a month.

According to her ex-wife Tammy, Melissa Etheridge is being a mean bitch. The woman were together for 9 years and now ended their domestic partnership. Melissa blindsided Tammy with that and now she also wants joint custody of their children but does not want to pay Tammy any spousal support. Pretty ridiculous, Tammy apparently has nothing and always raised the kids. Melissa is kinda nasty in her splits from other women so far and I am starting to think she is a mean person.

Google pays gays extra, Ireland passes civil partnerships bill, AIDS crisis looms again because of recession

What a great idea!! Internet giant Google will pay their gay employees extra to compensate for a  tax required when receiving domestic partnership health insurance. Something straight couples do not have to do. After a gay guy complained about the fact they had to pay over 1000 dollars extra ,Google Human Resources looked into it and thought it was only fair to give gays some extras.

The Dail(lower legislative chamber) in Ireland yesterday passed a civil partnerships bill. It passed all stages without a vote and now goes to the Irish version of the Senate. Next step might be marriage but this is already great news. There were only a few protesters with the same old complaints saying gay sex is sodomy.

A new AIDS crisis might be looming again in the U.S. Reason is that the people who depend on the government assistance to get their meds, do not get that anymore because of the budget cuts. Without the assistance people have to pay the 12.000 a year themselves and many can’t. Results will be HIV that becomes full-blown AIDS ,more infections and extensive hospital stays for patients. Not good.

Gossip, Ke$ha, Johnny Weir, Perez Hilton, Jackass a jackass??

Ke$ha says that after taken her dogs out to poop she sometimes keep the full plastic bags to wrap them up for people as presents. Maybe she visited my sister-in-law who found a turd in the dressing room at the store she works.

Johnny Weir might follow in the footsteps of his arch-nemesis Evan Lysacek and will be on the next series of Dancing with the Stars. He already has a partner. Karina Smirnoff is a big fan and wants to dance with him. You will be sure he will bring the sparkle in his outfits.

Perez Hilton is in some trouble. He posted a pic on his twitter from Miley Cyus getting out of her car implying she did not have underwear on. After Miley was pissed and people said this could be considered child pornography, Perez quickly removed the pic. He now says she was wearing underwear to downplay the controversy and all the new Miley posts on his website have been super sweet. Not a smart move by him but this is hardly pornography.

Jackass star Bam Margera was beaten with a baseball bat by a crazy woman outside of his bar in West Chester, PA. The woman, his neighbor was arrested and Bam had to go to the hospital. Apparently she constantly calls the police, threatened Bam and his wife before. She calls him a jackass and uses the oldest trick in the book. The race-card. Hope the woman serves some time in jail

Gay news, Soccer world cup star on gay rumors, new movie about fag hag, dutch evangelical TV boss wants gay job, gay-bashing in Vancouver

Freddie Ljungberg is the impossibly handsome world cup soccer star of Sweden. He is also a model for Calvin Klein. When asked about the gay rumors that have haunted him for years he says the following.” I don’t mind it at all, I am proud of it. I think gay people have amazing style so it is a compliment for me. Could any straight man give a better answer??

Jesse Archer has a new movie out in which he stars and also wrote part of the screenplay. It looks really good and is the follow-up of the equally great a Four Letter Word. It is about the oldest living fag-hag. I love the line: “Do you want my 8 inches??” ” What, are you gonna fuck me twice?”

Bert Dorenbos, former boss of Evangelical Broadcasting in the Netherlands, sent his resume to the COC(the biggest dutch gay organization) Not because he is so open-minded, but to protest a new law that would make it illegal for christian schools to NOT hire a gay teacher that is qualified for a job. Of course there is a huge difference between hiring a homophobe at a gay organization and hiring a gay christian teacher at a christian school. But I say hire him and let host leather parties or clean the darkrooms.

A gay couple in normally gay-friendly Vancouver saw 2 thugs peeing against their house last saturday night and when they confronted the men and asked them to leave they were given 5 punches to the head, called names and bitten like a dog.  Both men had to go to the hospital and have terrible scars. Hope the police catches those monsters.

Gay news, Dutch protest Amsterdam/Utrecht, marine gay-bash in Georgia, hate academy in Chicago

In Amsterdam over 1000 people protested against gay violence. Lately there have been 3 incidents of gays being harassed by Moroccans and people are fed up. The protest as at the gay monument at the Westermarkt. Hope finally something will be done about this huge problem.  Meanwhile in Utrecht people will come together to talk about a gay couple that left their house after being teased, and abused by Moroccan youth. The mayor calls it unacceptable.

2 U.S Marines have gay-bashed 26-year old  man in Savannah, Georgia. The men said they were harassed by the gay men and wanted to get away. Witnesses paint a different story. The Marines thought the gay man winked at them and after that they started to hit him unconscious while hurling slurs. The victim even suffered seizures and is still in the hospital. Fucking animals.

The anti-LGBT group “Americans for truth about homosexuality” are holding a Truth Academy August 5-7 in Coral Steam. It will teach people to be pro-family and learn how to counter gay activists so they can go around telling people who being gay is sinful, immoral and a threat to society. Seems like a wholesome family event.

Gossip, Larry King’s wife tried suicide, Bethenny gets slammed by Omarosa, Ricky Martin, Richard Simmons

Larry King’s wife OD’ed on pills 28th may and her dad found her unconscious. She left a suicide note and  had taken all kinda of pills and is apparently very sad because of Larry’s affairs. He did not even visit her for days after the OD. What an ass. Kinda weird someone married to a dinosaur like Larry King, has a father.

Bethenny Frenkel from the Real Housewives of NY got slammed by former tv villain Omarosa. Bethenny had said some nasty things about Omarosa on the View and Omarosa told Perez Hilton that Bethenny’s husband is gay and everyone knows and that Bethenny got a tummy-tuck after her c-section. Ha ha, both not big surprises but good it is out in the open. I hate that cunt.

Ricky Martin will play Che Guevara on Broadway in the musical Evita and also told People magazine that he is in a relationship with a childhood friend from Puerto Rico. Good, he is seems happy and honest. Another former Menudo star came out of the closet this week by posing nude in a gay magazine. Angelo Garcia went from femmy twink in Menudo, to roided plastic surgery muscle Mary now. Just like most gays in LA en NY.

And now this is a real shocker. Richard Simmons had gay sex!!! A former pornstar and hustler named Blake McDonald told the National Enquirer that he was hired a lot back in the ’80’s by the exercise guru. After they had sex Simmons told him:” Be quiet, my mom sleep upstairs.” One of those people who never came out because a sex-less queen is better than a real one in Hollywood.