Gossip, Janice Dickinson on Celeb Rehab, Paris Hilton arrested for pot, Lady Gaga/Westboro Baptist Church

Janice Dickinson, the world’s first supermodel and reality star will be on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab to be treated for an alcohol addiction. Good she is looking for some help, but it might also only be for publicity. She certainly is the show’s biggest star and will get a nice paycheck.

For the second time in a few weeks, Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of marijuana. First at the World Cup in South Africa and now in Corsica at an airport. Both times she was released very quickly. I was so jealous after seeing the massive bed she has in the jet she travels with that I would not mind seeing her behind bars for a few days.

Some protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church of Fred Phelps showed up at a Lady Gaga concert in St. Louis. They had previously recorded a clip on YouTube in which they call Gaga a whore and more and now they try to ruin the fun for people at the concert, because Lady is pro-gay. She asked her fans to ignore the morons and most of them did. Some brought banners saying God loves Gaga/Gays and God for Everyone.

Gossip, Lindsay Lohan in jail, George Michael arrested, Cheryl Cole has malaria, Melissa Etheridge being mean!?

Lindsay Lohan is sentenced for 90 days in jail. Judge Revel said it was obvious Lindsay was cheating and did not take her probation serious. After jail(which will probably only a few days) she has to go to rehab for 3 months. That is where she belongs and not in jail. The problems when an actress is testifying and crying you wonder what is real and what is just some good acting. I do believe she was devastated after the verdict and did not expect this. The judge did clearly have it out her as well. Good thing she is already a lezzie and might meet some hot chick behind bars and she will get plenty of action!!

George Michael is rich enough to not drive anymore and that is exactly what he needs to do. He got into another accident this weekend after going to London Pride. he drove his car in the front of a shop at 3.30 in the morning. He was not allowed to drive further because he seemed incapable, probably drugs or alcohol. He was released on bail but that man needs some rehab. He has done worse than Lohan.

Girl’s Aloud singer and TV-host Cheryl Cole has malaria. She collapsed at a photo-shoot saturday and while people first suspected dehydration, she only got worse in the hospital and then the doctors found out she had malaria. She did take her malaria-pills before going on a vacation with her friend DWTS dancer Derek Hough, but obviously they did not work. The ex of soccer star Ashley Cole needs to take it easy for at least a month.

According to her ex-wife Tammy, Melissa Etheridge is being a mean bitch. The woman were together for 9 years and now ended their domestic partnership. Melissa blindsided Tammy with that and now she also wants joint custody of their children but does not want to pay Tammy any spousal support. Pretty ridiculous, Tammy apparently has nothing and always raised the kids. Melissa is kinda nasty in her splits from other women so far and I am starting to think she is a mean person.