Gossip, Janice Dickinson on Celeb Rehab, Paris Hilton arrested for pot, Lady Gaga/Westboro Baptist Church

Janice Dickinson, the world’s first supermodel and reality star will be on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab to be treated for an alcohol addiction. Good she is looking for some help, but it might also only be for publicity. She certainly is the show’s biggest star and will get a nice paycheck.

For the second time in a few weeks, Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of marijuana. First at the World Cup in South Africa and now in Corsica at an airport. Both times she was released very quickly. I was so jealous after seeing the massive bed she has in the jet she travels with that I would not mind seeing her behind bars for a few days.

Some protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church of Fred Phelps showed up at a Lady Gaga concert in St. Louis. They had previously recorded a clip on YouTube in which they call Gaga a whore and more and now they try to ruin the fun for people at the concert, because Lady is pro-gay. She asked her fans to ignore the morons and most of them did. Some brought banners saying God loves Gaga/Gays and God for Everyone.

Gossip: DJ beaten up, McSteamy nude/drug tape, Anna Nicole Smith

I personally love the Pet Shop Boys but apparently some men in Israel do not. A Dj started playing a song from the Pet Shop Boys at a Bedouin wedding after initially just having played Arabic tunes. The sight of their women dancing to western music made some men so angry that they beat up the DJ. How ridiculous is that?

Dr. McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy, Erik Dane, has a nude tape out with his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. They talk in the tape about what their porn names would be, they have cocaine and Gayheart has a crack pipe in her hand. The tape was apparently stolen by former country star turned crazy druggie Mandy Mccready who lived with Peniche after their stint in Celebrity Rehab. I saw it and can only say, wow!!

A Vegas escort agency is handing out flyers promising sex for $25 with a woman named Mandy. The real naked woman on the flyer though is no Mandy but the late Anna Nicole Smith and her reps are obviously not happy with this total lack of taste. 

Some real Housewives of Orange County drama the last few days. First there was the arrest of Matt Keough ,ex husband of Jeana. He is a former baseball star turned crazy and dead-beat dad. Matt rolled a stop sign and did not wanna halt for the police until he was home. He was taken into custody after failing a breathalyzer test. He had a previous DUI in 2005 and was in jail in 2008 after violating his probation.

And then pea-sized brain Lynne Curtis and her man( last years newest edition the the Housewives) received a 3-day notification of eviction from their Laguna Beach house. The couple owns the home owner $10.000 security deposit, late fees and other expenses. and their real-estate agent said they never even forked over the commission fee for the house. Lynne probably just forgot because she is so high on downers all the time.