Gossip, porn star gives free blow jobs for Holland, Real Housewife almost let kids drown

Porn Star Bobbi Eden, who every week writes a very amusing column in a dutch weekly magazine promised something quite special to her fans. She has 49.000 of them on Twitter and she and some fellow porn stars are giving out free blow jobs if the Netherlands wins the World Cup this coming sunday. That is some patriotic shit.

Real Housewife of Orange County Alexis Bellino and husband Jim(the religious ones) almost let their children drown. Alexis and Jim were off doing other things while the stroller with the 2 toddlers rolled into a pool in Newport Beach at the 4th of July. A lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with 1 kid in it and Jim jumped in to save the other one. What great parents!!

Caster Semenya, the South African athlete, who became World Champion on the 800 meters last year is cleared to race again. She has been the subject of gender identity tests for a year and negotiations about her between her lawyers and  the IAAF took 1 months. Pretty ridiculously long imo. Good for her she can run again though.

Whoopi Goldberg will star in the musical Sister Act produced by her and dutch musical giant Joop Van den Ende this summer. First in august it will be in London’s West End and then later in the Netherlands, Germany and the U.S . Should be fun to watch.

Katie Price, aka Jordan, got married for the second time this weekend to pro-wrestler and drag queen Alex Reid ,aka Roxanne. She was married before in a super lavish over-the-top ceremony back in 2o05 to singer Peter Andre. This wedding was more low-key but turned into a chaotic mess when a fight erupted between Jordan’s bodyguards and paparazzi. I like Katie but this marriage is destined to end in a chaotic mess as well.

Gossip, Michael Jackson’s gay lover?/Brit. Murphy’s husband dates her mom, Halle Berry break-up, Real Housewives news

Jackson’s friend and dermatologist dr Arnold Klein claimed that his former office manager Jason Pfeiffer had a gay relationship with Michael. They were both featured in an interview with Extra during which they talked about this. Michael Jackson being gay is not a surprise but I do not believe he was into Pfeiffer. The guy is huge almost obese and not attractive and we all know at type Michael liked, so this is highly unlikely. They both already got death threats after the interview.

Rumor has it that the husband of the late actress Brittany Murphy is not only living together with but also dating her mother. That would be freaky. They are also shopping around a book-deal about her. It can be crazier though. I just read a 72-year old grandma from Indiana is having a surrogate baby with her grandson!!!

One of the prettiest couples in the world have broken up. Actress Halle Berry and model husband Gabriel Aubrey have ended their 5-year old relationship. Together they have an absolutely gorgeous little girl Nahla. Apparently Halle was getting too old for him!!, Gabriel is 9 years younger. Ouch.

And to end the weekly gossip there is some Real Housewives news. Gretchen from OC was almost in prison for not showing up in court for a face-off with her ex lover  Jay who is suing her for slander. Then Josh Waring, son of Lauri from OC is in prison again. This time not for drug issues but domestic violence. Lauri did such a great job as a mom. And the Countess, from New York has a single out called “Money can’t buy you class” It’s rappy and housy and I unfortunately have to admit it’s so bad I like it. Similar to Kim Zolciak’s Tardy for the Party in that way.

Gossip; Real Housewives news, Harry Potter loves the gays, Janice Dickinson, Britney

Vicky Gunvalson macked with a 25-year old college student in Puerto Vallarta last month. Mike Pullin said they made out the whole night. Why anyone would wanna tongue Vicky is beyond me, but V needs assurance from everyone so bad that this does not surprise me. Poor Don. He is too good and nice for her.

I hear the rumors before but now it is official, Kim Zolciak from the Atlanta wives is dating a woman. It is circuit party DJ Tracy Young who left her girlfriend for Kim. They are an item for 3 months now.

Daniel Radcliffe(Harry Potter) has donated a huge amount of money this summer to a hotline that helps suicidal gay youth, The Trevor Project, something I blogged about a while ago. Now he has also shot a commercial for the group that will air this spring. Great that a young straight succesful actor does a thing like this.

I personally cannot get enough from Janice Dickinson, so I was happy to read that she will star in another reality show where she wants to find love with a much younger guy. Cougar alert!! And good for her.

And I end with the by far most important news of this year, Britney is back to being a blonde!! Looks much better than the ugly dark hair.

Gossip, dumped women make fun of small penises, Tila Tequila, Anderson Cooper, Julia Roberts

I always think it is kinda lame that when a woman gets dumped by a man, she must insist on using one of the meanest of all tactics, making fun of a guy’s small penis. Nobody can verify if it is true and nobody want to be known to have a small penis. Lauri from the Real Housewives of OC said Slade was small in an interview with Andy Cohen on Whats What Happens Live. The image of him with the sock over it, did not look like she was telling the truth. A little funnier was that both ex’s of that douche Jon Gosselin say he is tiny. That I would believe! According to Hailey Glassman it is only 3 inches!!

I am so sick of Tila Tequila, that bitch needs some serious mental help. First she takes advantage of Casey Johnson and even more of the death of that troubles girl, then she suddenly is (fake)pregnant and now she was taken to the hospital because she thought she was going to die from a fall on her chair and taken something serious as the death of Natasha Richardson to get a little more publicity. Maybe the fall was good for her crazy brain.

Anderson Cooper’s new dream-house in NYC is off to a bad start. The former firehouse he is renovating had an unmarked hole on the floor(where the pole for the firemen used to be) and his interior designer fell through it. 17 feet to the floor below! She is suing his ass and probably earns a nice amount for that.

Actress Julia Roberts got paid $ 3 million to be in the movie Valentine’s Day for 6 minutes. Wow, unbelievable. I think she is not even worth 1/10 of that. One of the most overrated actresses of all time in my opinion, but America seems to love her.

Gossip; Jordan already divorcing after 4 days? Housewife Tamra already a new man, Kirstie’s new show, Perez calls Levi doughy

Apparently already 4 days after marrying, her cage fighter/drag queen Alex Reid aka Roxanne is already thinking about divorcing Jordan. I love Jordan but this marriage seems like a huge mistake. They have only been together for short while and have broken up before as well. Maybe they wanna be the next Dennis Rodman/Carmen Electra or Britney and wanna be married less than a week.

Real Housewives’ Tamra Barney already seems to be having a new man. Her ex husband Simon’s  best friend Eddy. Simon saw them together in Vegas holding hands and dropped to his knees from the shock. Those trashy bitches are just so entertaining. I have caught up on episodes from when he was in the Netherlands the last few days and all of them are so lovely fucked up. Horrible mother and pilled up Lynne, slutty/bitchy Tamra, fun/slutty Gretchen, horrible Alexis and crazy Vicky. What a bunch!

Kirstie Alley will have her own reality show on A&E and it will be about her losing weight and her “interesting” life in general. I will probably watch an episode or 2. She can never do wrong for me after reading in her autobiography that she once needed to take a dump while driving,  took a diaper from her kids and did it in there!!!

Pot. Kettle. Black. Perez Hilton’s reaction to the cover of Playgirl magazine with Levi Johnston, saying that Levi was a little doughy for his taste. That coming from such a blubbery pudding is just ridiculous.

Gossip; Kathy Griffin’s, Piven’s tits, Slade Smiley a loser, Obama likes Carry Bradshaw

Kathy Griffin gets a new show on ABC called Let’s Dance. It’s a show where famous people re-enacting famous dance routines from movies or clips. Think Regis and Kelly doing Grease, Ryan Seacrest doing Beyonce and Lindsay Lohan doing Michael Jackson. It just aired in the Netherlands with a ton of big stars and it was a huge success all for charity. I like it much better then Dancing with the Stars. The success in the U.S. all depends on how big the stars are Kathy’s show will get.

First Jeremy Piven cancelled Broadway shows because he ate too much sushi and had mercury poisoning. Now he claims to have been drinking too much soya milk which has a lot of estrogen in it and that made him grow bitch tits. He sure had some saggy tits last time I saw him. I think he is just making these things up.

Slade Smiley from the Real Housewives, who according to himself was a millionaire and had the potential to make gazillions of dollars is being sued by his ex-wife for $80.000 in child support he did not pay for his sick 9-year old son Grayson( who he hasn’t  seen in 1.5 years). Slade says he is unemployed and has no money. What a douche, maybe his lover Gretchen can give him some of the money she got from her dead sugar daddy.

Obama has selected Sarah Jessica Parker, Edward Norton and Forest Whitaker for a committee to promote arts and science. It will try to connect to U.S to other countries in the world in cultural engagements. Michelle Obama is the head of the committee. Interesting choices and a good idea.

 

Great Gossip today; grossest story in months, Real Housewives drama and Martina Navratilova’s girlfriend’s freaky past

British train-wreck Kerry Katona is back in the news, not just because she was arrested and in jail for alleged assault on a man and criminal damage this week but with a really barf-inducing story. Hope you did not just eat!! According to her  step-sister her nose is rotting away. In the Daily Mail she says last year she saw her sister pulling out a piece of her septum with a tweezer that looked like the fatty piece of bacon. Kerry told her rotten black stuff built up inside as well and she has to remove it every few weeks. The hole is now through both sides so she can put the end of her glasses through it. Yuck, yuck!!!

Tennis star Martina Navratilova has a new girlfriend and that woman has a very interesting past. The woman, Julia, is a former Miss Soviet Union(the last one). In 2005 Julia’s ex lover was murdered by his then girlfriend  Cecile Brossard while having s&m-sex. Julia and the man previously had a baby that died after 5 months of internal injuries. That was just days after Julia hired a Bulgarian nanny who mysteriously disappeared shortly after that. Cecile Brossard called Julia back in 2004 saying she knew what happened to the baby. Wow, this story is like a Agatha Christie book. Hope she and Martina can make each other happy though.

A lot of Real Housewives of Orange County drama this week.  Gretchen who claimed at the reunion show that her sugar daddy(or grandpa) Jeff had not left her millions of dollars has lied a little. He left her $2.5 million!!!  And Jeff”s other multiple ex- wives or fuming that she got so much. Gretchen now is dating Jo’s ex Slade Smiley. Meanwhile 2 housewives lost their homes. I reported earlier that leather handbag face Lynne Curtis was close to losing her house and she did. apparently her marriage is about over as well now. And my favorite housewife Tamra’s house has been going on short sale meaning the bank must agree to take less then the amount borrowed for the house. According to sources Tamra and family lived above their means for years, her being a part-time Realtor and her husband Simon a car salesman. Luckily Bravo is there right now to film it all!!!

Gossip: DJ beaten up, McSteamy nude/drug tape, Anna Nicole Smith

I personally love the Pet Shop Boys but apparently some men in Israel do not. A Dj started playing a song from the Pet Shop Boys at a Bedouin wedding after initially just having played Arabic tunes. The sight of their women dancing to western music made some men so angry that they beat up the DJ. How ridiculous is that?

Dr. McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy, Erik Dane, has a nude tape out with his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. They talk in the tape about what their porn names would be, they have cocaine and Gayheart has a crack pipe in her hand. The tape was apparently stolen by former country star turned crazy druggie Mandy Mccready who lived with Peniche after their stint in Celebrity Rehab. I saw it and can only say, wow!!

A Vegas escort agency is handing out flyers promising sex for $25 with a woman named Mandy. The real naked woman on the flyer though is no Mandy but the late Anna Nicole Smith and her reps are obviously not happy with this total lack of taste. 

Some real Housewives of Orange County drama the last few days. First there was the arrest of Matt Keough ,ex husband of Jeana. He is a former baseball star turned crazy and dead-beat dad. Matt rolled a stop sign and did not wanna halt for the police until he was home. He was taken into custody after failing a breathalyzer test. He had a previous DUI in 2005 and was in jail in 2008 after violating his probation.

And then pea-sized brain Lynne Curtis and her man( last years newest edition the the Housewives) received a 3-day notification of eviction from their Laguna Beach house. The couple owns the home owner $10.000 security deposit, late fees and other expenses. and their real-estate agent said they never even forked over the commission fee for the house. Lynne probably just forgot because she is so high on downers all the time.